they gave me the wrong cigarettes

I saw a drunk on Valencia(SF), a drunk that had asked some kid for a cigarette and then a light for the cigarette, the kid gave him his cigarette to light the drunks newly acquired smoke. BUT, the drunk was too wasted, he couldn't get the newly acquired smoke lit. You could tell he really wanted/needed a smoke.. he kept trying and trying to get it lit. It was windy. He couldn't get it lit. I was watching all this as I had parked my bitch P200, and went through the motions of turning off the fuel and letting the fuel run through the system so as it would start when I came back from my journey. After taking care of all my anoyances of scoooterist behavior ie; helmet/gloves/crap removal, lock, I started to walk up the sidewalk. The drunk tried to hand me the cigarette loaned to him to light the cigarette that he had newly required. I noticed the kid had got tired of waiting and left. Leaving the "loaned for a light" cigarette with the drunk. The drunk wanted me to take the loaned smoke.. it was funny. I kept saying no no no thank you, and the drunk kept trying to give me some kids half smoked smoke. Anyways, I like the smell of my two-stroke, not others.