alright, so what's up with the sudden infection of assholes? Are they the same person? I think it's a couple at least. Usually when you get a bunch of people surfing in here, it's because of a new link on some other website or something, and then you get decent folks along with the no-hit wonders. this time around, it's all losers. so, what gives? I come here because I want to interact with you guys, and it's pretty damn annoying to go through the dreck these morons are flicking about.

boo hoo. its not fair. its our little isolationist microcosm of america and we dont want strangers threatening to open up our minds to irony and self awareness. sob sob sob.

Everyman, while you're opening the door to your superior knowledge, could you please also teach me Arabic cause I'm having some probs with the alphabet. I'm pretty good for irony and self awareness right now though. Thanks Actually I'm finding the English troll who tries to pretend he's in America really quite funny. It's sooo fucktarded.

CHUPACABRA!

The only arabic I am bothering to learn is; See this Mr. Bin Laden? Put it in your mouth please. BANG!

hahaveryfunnydork.

i think it's kind of funny, actually. spices things up a bit to have these stupid people post on every single thread. don't you think?

Yeah, it's kinda fun, really.

Maybe if I had more pateince/less stress. Anyone is welcome here, but if you're a crass, rude dick head with nothing godd to say, then expect to get dissed.

They like getting dissed though, Sem. Maybe we should make them welcome and agree with every piece of tripe they post. It's kinda like the best way to be mean to an S & M type is to give them butterfly kisses and tickles.

every zoo needs its monkeys. get your pokin stick!!!!

every rose has its thorn. every night has its dawn. every cowboy sings a sad, sad song. every rose has it's thorn. hum that for the rest of the day, fuckos! ha ha ha

damnit, cat, once again you show your superior wisdom. you should email me and I will tell you my current ridiculous girl problems.

I know who is behind the multi-posts. Its the week-end lurkers and they're too afraid to come in when we're there. Kinda like roaches,that only come out at night. [oh,and let me add: that these lurkers should not be confused with our Watcher.]

"I will tell you my current ridiculous girl problems." See, if you're going to go for ridiculous girls, then you deserve all the problems ;) I look forward to getting the latest juicy installment. You are going to name your first child "Cat", aren't ye?

Thank you Czarina. Sem post your ridiculous girl problems here. We're all, us old geezers anyway, living vicariously through your posts.

I am so sorry. I have been posting my ridiculous girl problems. The problem is that most girls are so ridiculous that they don't find me attractive. Then when I do meet one that seems attracted, she starts sending out mixed signals, which annoys the fuck out of me. If you like me, say so, I've actually been wiating for a chance to talk to her alone but it hasen;t come up. I just want to know if she really does like me or if I have just finally cracked.

girls, in general don't make it a habit of making their feelings known to guys they are interested in. in my experience girls are often coy and use codes, signals and little childish tests and expect you to pick up on them. Like its some sort of measurement of your worth if you take their hints. If i were single anymore than i was it would have driven me crazy too.

That's a huge generalisation there Patrick. But if we're going to generalise like it's 1999, I think it's actually the opposite that's more the case. Unless the remote control is missing or the fridge has mysteriously absorbed all the beer, men don't display their feelings. I could supply you with at least 10 names of blokes who have taken years to tell me that they wanted to ask me out. And they usually only do it once I'm patently involved with someone else and therefore off limits.

I'd have to back Cat up on this. Its an international male phenomenon. Its a womans sad lot in life,to have to keep extra batteries for the remote,and cold beer in the fridge.No one said it would be easy.

czarina its not a myth if men have experienced this behavior now is it? there are always exceptions, and those exceptions tend to be noisy and uncomfortable with this types of statements, such as yourselves, but many men can vouch for having experienced this behavior in women.

people are chickenshit about relationships, and therefore play games and hide. men and women. not all men or all women, but a significant portion of each gender.

while thats fair enough...don't you think men are taught to be more direct in terms of initiating a relationship? traditionally speaking, who is the one to initiate dates? Marriage? Its usually up to the men to initiate the beginnings of a relationship, no?

Who wants to initiate significant relationships? I just want to fuck...............

yes, traditionally, but that doesn't obliterate all the inhibitions, obviously. this is pretty clear from sem's case, for example. i'm not saying its perfectly equal, just that it exists on both sides of the gender line.

and speaking of trolls, what about this one that's haunting me? or to be blunt, GO AWAY HAMLET

Men do not speak of their feelings because it is not in our make up. We are uncomfortable doing it. However, women always speak of their feelings. That is why we men can not understand women. When I ask my wife a simple question where a yes/no answer is what I expect, I get an answer more confusing then Ulyses. And, all I asked was is she hungry. Or, something simular. Other times, she'll mean one thing and say something totally different. Then it will be my fault I didn't understand because she knew what she meant so I should too.

see im the exception of that watcher. just like cat and other women might be the exception to the generalization i made above. im a total puss and share my feelings more than most care to know.

It must be the drugs?

So, my boss today let me know that it's way not kosher for anyone of our core staff to date crew. and in our particular job, it's impossible to keep this type of thing a secret. plus, she is going to mexico in january and then to work on an organic farm in georgia. so, in sumary, i don't really think anymore that she is seriously attracted me, and even if she were, circumstances make any attempt at a relationship absurd. so, that's that.

I was never one to sit around and wait for a man to initiate a date or a relationship. I just went after what I wanted and would ask someone out myself. I know that isn't following the "rules" but that was never my thing. Once I decided to wait until I was asked and went without a date for a year. It was hell. I hated it. That never happened again. As for expectations in relationships, I do find that it is difficult to get a man to express their feelings, even now. Like if you talk about it then you aren't a man. I think this is bullshit. If you can't be straight with me then I am wasting my time. I get pissed. As far as the beer in the fridge goes, I am the one who drinks it, so I guess that wouldn't hold true in my relationships.

eri, you mean you went a whole year without a date? How much did you pay the wino who eventually went out with you?

You know Sem, that when you find a girlfriend, 3124 women will be chasing you. Don't know why this is, but it's true.

it's because women are pure evil. all of you.

No but see that works the other way too. If I ever get a boyfriend again (insert yes you will Mel you silly goose and the like here) I will have an extra 4125 boys ringing me up and hitting on me in nightclubs. Stupid vibe-that-you-can't-instruct-giving-off body

don't be , don't be don't be touchin' that ol' smelly taco it's too far gone and so am i thanks for that last tootie bro!

hey dave i thought i finished you off with a rock quite some time ago. apparantly not. go stand outside

Dave is indestructible. You are not. Go away limp dick limey bastard.

nope, joe kewl. you missed. try again.

Heh heh,Dave is not someone I'd want incensed at me,you bloody buggar.

moony, yes it works like that. as i've said before i've gotten more female attention being married than I ever did prior. but that may have something to do with the fact that I was 75% for gawky, dorky, lanky and uncomfortable looking than I am now.

It also helps that your wife doesn't mind pointing out the size of your Johnson.

75% MORE gawky

and what J said.

i'm way smooth

If you were really kewl, you'd say "smoove". Just a tip for next time you pop up from under your bridge.