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"grrrl" "rawk" "nerd" (especially in recent context in which people designate themselves as "nerds" in such a way as to make themselves appealing. People, who are so far from being what "nerds" were when the term was coined. Donning black rimmed glasses and being a web designer does not make you a nerd, it makes you pretty normal and fashionable) "fetish" "indie" as in "indie rock" got any you wanna throw in the fire? |
"Paradigm", as used by pretentious MBAs "Going forward", also used by pretentious MBAs "Deliverables", when talking about a service and not something tangible, again as above (can you tell I've sat in one too many meetings the last week?) Shit man, I had a whole list of these in my head the other day. Senility sucks. Don't ever get old, kids. |
"boozeless" because that is what I will be before the evening is over "Barney" because he is on my television and freaking annoying "money" even when I do have it I hate dealing with it "poo poo and pee pee" c'mon there has got to be something else that sounds better (Can you tell I am potty training?) "time sensetive" when used to blow someone off because you have something better to do. the only thing that isn't is the can of tomato sauce in my cupboard I will come up with more later. THese suck. |
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"harass" prounced w/ the emphasis on the first syllable. |
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Here is another one "petite" when used in conjunction with a woman. Why don't you just say "short" already. |
I hate it. I hate the way they use it on large sized clothing. Our Personality Plus line. Fuck off already. I haven't got any more personality than anyone else I'm just fricken fatter. |
driver side door was all smashed in. no emergency personel on the scene yet. when i drove by i just thought 'injured guy with blood all slumped over.' but as i drove on i figured out that if he was just injured then all the people who were standing around would have been standing closer to him. dead guy. personality minus. |
There's another one. Mary-Kate and Ashley. |
I think I've somehow, by the grace of god, missed this new insult to the non kate moss crowd. Go figure. "full figured" is another one of those phrases I've never liked. I know they mean fat. They should just go ahead and say it. |
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i am totally freaking out about how much weight i've gained and continue to gain. working out like a fucking fiend and can't stop gaining. can't even maintain weight. my appetite has become enormous, uncontrollable, unsatiated until A LOT of food has been consumed. i mean, folks. i KNOW how to lose weight. i know the trick. it's not that hard. but this predicament is just getting worse and worse and i can't figure it out. fuck. i am so frustrated and scared. |
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that's not uncommon. how long have you not been drinking so far? btw. does this mean sem got laid? when i was really big, i could never drink, it never appealed to me, and i could never drink enough to get more than just a tiny little buzz. after i got really little, i craved alcohol a lot. i still do, and i can get very drunk very fast. two drinks and i'm solid, three and i'm trashed, four and i'm slurring and stumbling. |
I don't eat sweets, though. Never crave them. Don't like them. |
? what is the PC way? and why is it PC? i've never heard of this. |
I also hate all the sayings my boss uses, such as make that a priority for the day and drop the kids off at the pool. and sem has not gotten laid, although he has gotten let down, as it were. |
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There really is very little that is romantic about archaeology, no matter what hollywood tells you. I know this because whenever I actually get to tell women about what I do, their eyes glaze over after about a minute. or maybe it's just the standard reaction to whatever I say. Those "cute little OSUers" want jack shit to do with a squat little weirdo like me who is never around anyway. Christ that was negative, wasn't it? |
i drank a silly amount of beer every day for years. typically, i'd have to get up over a ½ rack before i'd start slurring. i'd knock off a ½ rack nightly in a few short hours. my poor liver. at some point, a person gets too old to continue behaving like they used to. i still don't notice much of a difference except in the bm dept. |
in any case, good for you. good for your liver. and think of the added bonus: you won't be spending as much money for drinking and toilet paper. |
yeah, i should have a bucket full of money since i'm not buying beer or smokes. somehow, it never works out like that. |
has your porn collection grown? |
but don't i have been drinking i typed this seven times i wish someone was in a better mood |
copy that. 10-4 |
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I am a cool nerd. memememememememe! |
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Welcome to my life. Yes, we changed banks. |
same password for everything. i have about three and i know its always one of those three....but i know whatcha mean. there's phone numbers ive known by heart for years, but sometimes when it comes down to dialing them, i blank out and cant remember for the life of me. i get close to getting em but no cigar. see. "no cigar". that should be one of those eliminated terms. and "the skinny". also not a big fan of the word "pube" or "tote". |
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