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I will find the dancing baby & destroy him and i will be worshiped by all.I hate him much more than the Borrowers dont even get me started on them

I have bigger qualms about the sexuality of those who ARE into dancing babies. Regardless of gender.

Now I have a whole slew of dead baby jokes pummeling their way into my mind. Thanks.

Q. What's so funny about a baby in the middle of the road?

A. It keeps getting run over.

Q. What pink and red, and bumps into walls?

A. A baby with forks in its eyes.

Q. What's pink and red, and scratches at the window?

A. A baby in a microwave.

Q. What's pink and red, and has trouble going through revolving doors?

A. A baby with a spear in its side.

Q. What's pink and squirms in a corner?

A. A baby in a baggie.

Q. What's blue and sits in a corner?

A. The same baby a week later.

Q. What's even more disgusting that a pile of dead babies?

A. The one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q. What's even worse than that?

A. The one from the bottom goes back for seconds.

And, last but not least...

Q. What do you get when you slit a baby's throat?

A. A hard-on.

Thanks. And just think - that's probably less than half of the ones I *could* have told...

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