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By Nate on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 02:55 pm:

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    Server Name: web02.interspeed.net
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By J on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 04:01 pm:

    This reminds me of when I go to the what do you want board on mangle,R.C. and Swine had posted some detective links that I had a hell of alot of fun with,now it,s a private board,thats all good with me,but I wish someone would post them again.


By Nate on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 04:20 pm:

    nobody knows why.


By Rhiannon on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 05:22 pm:

    Maybe the Nothing is real?


By H on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 05:29 pm:

    Nothing IS real.

    And nothing to get hung about.

    Strawberry Fields Forever.


By Sorabji on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 06:15 pm:

    well, 207.137.96.129 (where the error messages appeared) is the address of the old server (web02.interspeed.net). so evidently i missed changing one of the "Say Something" buttons to point to the current server, and you got error message because there is nothing there. i'll fix it later. i don't know anything about private boards, there aren't supposed to be any, but sometimes the scripts that do these boards choke and do all kinds of crazy shit. there is an option for private boards but there should not be any private boards. one of these days i will implement the upgrades i've been meaning to do for about a year now .........................


By Rhiannon on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 08:34 pm:

    Please find out what's wrong with the "What are you doing here?" board under the General Questions section while you're at it. One is forbidden to both add new posts and read the old ones.


By Friendly on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 09:14 pm:

    And by the way, you're out of toilet paper.


By Semillama on Saturday, August 28, 1999 - 03:40 pm:

    that one sock is under the piano.


By Waffles on Saturday, August 28, 1999 - 04:39 pm:

    so .....I am gonna do my sorabjitian duty and throw this thread to left field and outta the park. I am sitting in my wife's office downtown. she had some work to catch up on. I am sitting here gnawing on this wonderful turkey samich from trader joes......we woke up this morning a decided to hit Vegas a day early so we are leaving in a few hours. She decided to ride with me instead of flying. she ditched the ticket.....rolled a few joints and loaded the cd player. FUCK it's hot today...it's only gonna be hotter in the desert. Oh well the casino's are quite comfy and i gots my swimmy trunks.........take a dip and work off these few extra lbs i have gained from excess beer.
    Ironically, i am sitting here using the office manager's computer to dick around.....Windows in Japanese is kinda strange.....as can be expected if it's complete, as swine would say, booganish to you. anyway, this office manager is the main source of my wife's sexist grief from this company. I have had it in for this guy for quite some time. he's a coward, sexist, worthless, money-laundering, cock sucking mutha fucka whose head i'd like on the shelf right next to satan's. My wife and i thought about gettin it on on his desk and leaving a big ole mess on his day planner......but another one of her co-workers is here....and besides...thats so tasteless..........it seems like something J would do...so I think I will leave such things to her. She seems to enjoy them....more power to ya honey!

    other ideas of sabatoge have crossed my mind. i thought about setting up his broswer homepage to pop up at a random gay porn site....preferably one of those porn sites that only multiply when you try and close them. Or better yet to NOW 's site. But i dount he would tkae the time to read it, muchless comprehend it. He is such an idiot, I don't think he would be able to figure out how to reset it without getting the office computer dude to set it straight. What a scene that would cause eh?

    the wifey has a free pass to this strip joint in Vegas called Club Paradise. She went before with some of her clients from Japan...I think we will go tonight....it's one of those "highfaluent"joints. All her clients think she's the bomb cause she takes em out tostrip joints, appeases their male egos, buys them lap dances, and she rakes in the contracts and orders......i get a tingle in my pants when i see her work her feminine fortitude in such a way to get whatshe wants. She is very successful at beating the system from the inside out.

    i suppose thats all the rambles for now..........




By J on Saturday, August 28, 1999 - 05:10 pm:

    You all be careful Waffles,the drive to Phx.is strewn with crosses,I had a blow out just past the damn once,somebody up there likes me thats all I can say,just be careful.I don,t know how to fuck with someones site or computer,God knows I wish I did,but if you can get me an e-mail address or phone #,you know I got your back,so would Fetid if he was around.And where is he?I thought he was back from longbeach,did he just give up on us?


By Waffles on Saturday, August 28, 1999 - 05:25 pm:

    yeah, it's an easy drive up US15, it's a major freeway so there aren't any crossings. Although every now and then you will hear of a horrendous accident that makes a 3 1/2 drive into 9 hour drive. what DID happen to the Beav.......Ward??


By Rhiannon on Saturday, August 28, 1999 - 06:56 pm:

    My aunt says the stretch of road between Phoenix and Vegas is the ugliest road she's ever been on. Sheer ugliness. THere are so many accidents because drivers just zone out and end up flipped over on the side of the road. Please be careful.


By Sid on Sunday, August 29, 1999 - 12:50 am:

    and by the way, could you get me another bag of Cheetos?


By Nate on Monday, August 30, 1999 - 12:52 pm:

    i don't think you have to go through pheonix when you go to vegas from lala.

    of course, what do i know... last time i was in vegas was '86.


By FETIDBEAVER on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 06:17 am:

    J & Waffles, I didn't give up on the board, we just spent too much time in Vegas and too much time dickin' around on the way back. I didn't want to come back to Iowa. Then to top it off I call the lady who boarded my dog to tell her that I'll be a day or two late. She then tells me that the dog was poisoned "somehow" and is at the vet on IV's and in renal failure. Anyway I got back and spent most every minute getting her back to health. Took her back to the vet yesterday and she has normal renal function again, now needs to gain some weight back. I don't know what I'd do if she died. Also you don't go through Pheonix on the way to Vegas from LA...unless you're really fucked up. As far as the road being ugly, the dessert has it's own beauty. The people who wrecked probably do like me, set the cruise on 90 or 95, turn on the radar detector and recline back. It's a nice drive-little traffic and few cops.


By J on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 12:40 pm:

    I know you don,t go to Vegas through Phoenix,I just assumed that the road was the same,sounds like a nice drive from the L.A. end,I think the desert is pretty,at least you go through Joshua trees.I,ve seen assholes try to pass at the dam,when it,s bumper to bumper and your going about 5 miles an hour.Sorry about your dog,Fetid,they really are man,s best friend,there,s a song I like but I don,t know who sings it,but this guy is singing my dog will love everone and that his dog is the one he listens to.I wish I knew who sang it cause it,s good.My daughter just spent a lot of $$$ to try to save her dog last week-end and it died anyway,now her other dog is sick and they have to give them shots,I hope she makes it.


By Simon on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 01:16 pm:

    I think it was David Berkowitz - the guy who listened to his dog.


By J on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 01:27 pm:

    No Simon,that was a trick of Satan,he was speaking to David through the dog,I know how Satan operates,I met him at the baseline pub,he,s real sneaky.


By Waffles on Wednesday, September 1, 1999 - 02:56 pm:

    Freeway driving scares me at times. I am glad it does......2 ton or more objects hruling through the air.....c'mon......the concept is insane and the fact that we trust most humans behind the wheel. I am a very defensive driver.i stay away from other cars as much as possible, i don't trust anyone on the road, and yes it's the assholes doing 95 and crowding peoples bumpers in the passing lane with a convey of trucks in the right lane that scares me. the wind out there can gust pretty hard...trucks scare me.....the drive to vegas from las is rather easy if you are paying attention...i love it when people ignore the signs to turn off your a/c uspecially up the mountain sides, all along the way you see nice new luxury cars with their hoods open.....i never run the a/c in the desert, but these fucks in la can't live with out heir a/c....morons!!!!! thats fine, get them off the road, they are the assholes that try to pass you in the left or ride your ass...they can't wait, they don't udnerstand hwy courtesy much less a sense of safety.

    i saw those fires in apple valley near san bernadino....they were causing a haze in vegas which is almost 200 miles away!!!!!

    the strangest thing happened when we were driving back yesterday. we had just smoked up.....eyes nice and blazed...exile on mainstreet running through the speakers. we had just hit this one summit and were starting to descend into the doorway to death valley...we are cruising down this 15mile hill.....85mph.....now biggie, and I am getting passed!!! i see brake lights ahead.....all of a sudden a rash of fear overcomes my wife and i....FEAR unlike anything i have ever felt. i felt like i was going to pass out at the wheel....afraid of what i don't know, i noticed i had the vents on, and i smelled noxious brake fumes from the trucks ahead.....i thought perhaps something was wrong with the car and carbon monoxide was coming through the vents...i shut it off and hang my head out the window.....we slow from 85 to 70 and stay in the right, it's feels like we have slowed to 15mph....it's so surreal....my wife tells me she is going to lay down.. i beg her to stay awake...i am trying frantically to light a cigarette....was this a weird bermuda triangle we had entered....it was that drastic..was i going to pass out at the wheel and kill us both...when is the point i recognize that i feel really funny, my head is light, my arms are numb and i pull over and call 911 and hope they make it to me intime before we die....what is going on...i am so frightened....then as we descended...things cleared out..i suspect it was our equilibrium of going from 4000ft elevation to 900 in a matter of minutes, the heat, the pot, and a stange sense of paranoia, but it was the most intense unknown fear i have ever felt. and what was strange was we both felt it.....and we had been going up and down large hills like that all day long...


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