my dream guy has blond hair, blue eyes, plays in a famous band, smiles a lot, wears cool sunglasses, but alas, he is married to a lunachick. But he's still my dream guy...maybe i'll see him around in HB...

i wonder if scrunch is still alive.

it's not richie, is it?

i don't know scrunch, but why do you suppose she would be dead?

she was like 13 years old and i think she used to cut herself a lot. she was a good writer, smart, intuitive etc. i think she surprised most people when she mentioned how old she was. i don't know, it seems so long ago. maybe my memory has drifted away from accuracy. she had a lot of potential to go either way. she may have also been a very creepy old man. who knows?

does anyone want to hear my favorite sorabjiite story?

make it quick.

i think i tell this better in person, but this summer i was having dinner with Chordata, and she was telling me about the first time she ever met anyone off a message board. It was this messgae board where she was a prolific poster and moderater and activist and whatever else, and she organized this big "Meet" where everyone was supposed to show up, and apparently everyone did, and everyone was really freaked out because Chordata was 8 years old and everyone else was in their 30s or 40s.

oh, and everyone on that BBS talked about lewd and lascivious and "Adult" things.. but i guess that goes without saying, seeing as they were adults..

I just went hunting for scrunch and couldn't find anything... how long ago was this? I wonder if s/he isn't still around, lurking, or under a different name? Will you still need me, will you still (feed? heed? reed? bleed? seed?) me when I'm 64?

Oh. It's a good thing I know how to scroll up, or I'd make a real idiot out of myself all the time.

so THIS is the thread that's bringing all those hits to my website.

highly likley... Well, on the subject of Dreamland, does anyone else sometimes in the morning, Dream that they turn their alarm clock off, and go through the whole getup, getdressed and go to work thing, and then start working. Only later to wake up, INCREDIBLY late for work, and realise that they had just been dreaming that they were at work, but couldnt snap out of it because they were totally of the belief that they were at work like normal, with no concept that it was a dream.... this has happend to me like... 3 times... (also i hated that job and it stressed me out and i still have nightmares about it, that serve as a common reminder as to why i dont do it any more..)

http://www.hu/swf/numanuma.html

does anyone dream that they have to go to the batrhoom and then they get up and go ONLY TO REALIZE they were still asleep? huh? uh......yeah? you too?

Yes. Came darn close a couple times.

Came darn close to that last night.

I got up one night and thought I was peeing in my toilet,turns out I went in my closet and pissed on my safe.

I just completely remodeled my closet and master bathroom, I might not be too far behind you on that one J......sad part is I live in an apartment, and the complex should have someone do this shit, but I still have 1 1/2 rooms to re-tile. Maybe I will take a dump on the tile I HAD TO LAY right before we move out!!!!! Sorry for the negative mental image for those sensitive souls.

...but did you lay the tile?

...with or without a dump?

...but to get back to the thread,if I was gay,(like jack)my dream guy would be Brad Pitt,but only if he had his underarm sweat glands removed,right now he stinks like a pig.,so the papers tell me.

trollin', trollin', trollin' keep those trollbots trollin' trollin' for attention web-wide! once again, it's v's lucky day. i see that you've been begging for my attention repeatedly since i've been gone by posting as "Jack" and such. i'd be flattered if you were funnier once in a while. jacky's back in town for a brief visit so i'll give you a moment of my time. it's be-kind-to-lonely-fat-impotent-drunk-idiots day. have a drink on me. first, let's sum up v's neverending flood of stupid drivel: among other things, he's obsessed with: 1) his fat ass 2) homosexuality 3) jack from sorabji.com 4) brad pitt like many simpletons, he confuses and conflates his obsessions from time to time. sometimes it's amusing the way he consistently and predictably misunderstands what's going on. the failure to understand droopy shows comic potential. i'll have to TiVo the next couple of episodes. hey v, how's it going with that cool website of yours? i might want to buy another home. can i do that through your website? you should post another dozen or so links to that guy dancing in his chair--see if you can get the link to work in a few of them. good thing j posted that so you'd have something new to chew on. OK. back to your regularly scheduled substance abuse! your dream guy in ck boxer briefs, jack

I SO missed you, jack!

wow, thanks, agatha. were you in connecticut recently? how was that?

Jack makes me smile.

...so he should,he is the King of Queens.

Yes, I just got back on Wednesday. How did you know that, oh mysterious one?

...jack,you are fat and gay,we all know it,you wave your arms about,and sing in Hungarian.,and pout your lips.

in your dreams. why you have those dreams.......well, i'm not sure exactly what your problem is. other than being inferior.

agatha, the connecticut office filed a report. hope the trip was swell.

jack,you are still a queer boy pervert.Shitheads like you need to do 25 years inside.

false.

TRUE,you gay boy bastard.

*laugh*

...was that "gay pride"?

clever as never.

jack...you want a real classic reply to that? "eat hot fuck".

HI JACK!

hi jinx! happy summer to you.