dave. was in my dream


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By kazoo on Monday, February 10, 2003 - 11:23 am:

    Last night I had a dream that I looked like Reese Witherspoon and used it to get the manager at CVS to let me steal matching sponges (the mesh kind for showering) because my box didn't have the correct colors. He still made me fill out a form saying that I had shoplifted but it was only a warning. Then I wandered around the rest of the dream wondering how I could use my looks to get things. Then the dream shifted and I went back to looking and thinking like kazoo, except that I still had the matching sponges and the shoplift warning. I went back to my apartment which was all blue. dave. and a bunch of other people were there with a video that had all kinds of porn clips, like previews for a company that distributed them. He was in one of the clips and wanted to show us. The clip he was in was a commercial that the company produced, not porn. We looked at him and he was like, "what did you expect?" In my dream dave. was a black man that looked like R. from one of my classes.


By dave. on Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:14 pm:

    sweet!

    was i dark or light-skinned?


By agatha on Monday, February 10, 2003 - 11:25 pm:

    I think she's confusing you with Swine, Dave.

    Where the hell is that mofo?


By Dougie on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:34 am:

    That's funny, dave looked like Heather Locklear in my dreams last night.


By dave. on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 02:03 am:

    which decade? believe me, it's important.


By kazoo on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 07:47 am:

    Dark skinned.

    The best part about that dream was *thinking* that I could use my looks to get things...the novelty of that mindset. I don't imagine that I could ever consciously do that. I would stop halfway through whatever kind of wide-eyed and smiling show I was trying to put on and just be extremely straightforward, "are you going to eat that cookie?"


    Unless, of course, it was a molasses clove cookie. Then I'd have to be cute to keep myself from drooling. And if anyone has a recipe for soft molasses cookies that they swear by and could post it by Wednesday, you'll be my new best-friend. And I'm looking...my bestfriend forgot my birthday this year. shitdamn ok sad again.


    *sigh*


By dave. on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 10:41 am:

    wesley snipes or cedric the entertainer?


By kazoo on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:22 am:

    snipes


By Platypus on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:03 pm:

    molasses clove cookies? that sounds really, really good. i'm drooling already.


By sarah on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:56 pm:


    molasses clove cookies rock. i like this recipe because it has oatmeal in them, and i love anything with oatmeal.

    Ingredients

    3 cups flour
    2 teaspoons baking powder
    2 cups white sugar
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1 + 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
    1 teaspoon ground ginger
    1 stick butter, room temperature
    2 eggs
    1/2 cup molasses
    2/3 cup quick cooking rolled oats

    Directions:

    in one bowl sift together flour, baking powder, salt, cloves, ginger and sugar. in another bowl, beat eggs, butter, and molasses. and add to flour mixture and blend until smooth. stir in rolled oats.

    drop about 1" apart onto ungreased cookie sheet (they spread out quite a bit). bake 10 minutes at 375 degrees.


By Platypus on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 04:31 pm:

    woah, butter and molasses. Usually it's either/or. I'll have to veganize that and give it a whirl. I wonder if it would spread less sans shortening. They should fluff way up with all the baking powder. Maybe a little less sugar, too. Brown.

    I like oats, but only in raw chocolate chip cookie dough. Actually, I like chocolate chip cookies, too, but only in the raw form. Hm.


By Dougie on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 07:34 pm:

    You were TJ Hooker-era Heather Locklear, dave..


By kazoo on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 08:19 pm:

    ThankYouSarah


By Dougie on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 08:22 pm:

    I think Archway makes pretty good molasses cookies. Washed down with an ice-cold Tequiza, there's no finer dessert in my book.


By sarah on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 09:11 am:

    butter and molasses are not interchangeable ingredients. one is a sugar, one is a fat. for baking, you need both. but i'm sure you could substitute some of the white sugar with brown, but did you know that in the baking world a well-known substitute for brown sugar is white sugar + molasses? so essentially, you are using brown sugar.

    there are lots of molasses cookie recipes that use shortening. i don't prefer to bake with shortening, unless it is plain sugar cookies, and even then i like to use butter-flavored shortening. butter is just better. but i understand the veganization of recipes thing.




By Nate on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 11:23 am:

    Archway is ASS man! you call Archway a cookie?

    i suppose you call MD 20/20 wine?


By Platypus on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 01:33 pm:

    Yeah, I know they're not interchangeable, I just don't like using shortening and actually don't use it in very much of my baking. (Except pie dough, which...yeah...IS shortening). Maybe I'll use that as a base and try to come with something entirely new and non-shorteningified. I can use margarine, I just don't like to--fats which are solid at room temp are supposed to be not good for you.

    Yes, I know that white sugar+molasses=brown, but I don't like to use highly refined sugars. When I say "brown" sugar, I don't mean the stuff you get in the store that used to be white sugar until they added the molasses back in, I mean sugar in the raw/rapadura.

    On other fronts, I made a kick ass vegan chocolate tart last night. I was very proud of it. It was all fruity and stuff. I think next time I want to make it in individual tartlets, though, because what I did was melt baking chocolate and pour it over the top, and it was difficult to cut into slices without having stuff shatter everywhere. I wish I could get the recipe that place in Ireland used. Yum.


By Nate on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 05:05 pm:

    turbidino or some such.


By Dougie on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 07:01 pm:

    Yeah, Archways stay soft, even when the mold starts growing on them. That's what I call a cookie. MD's too sweet to pair with them -- the tequiza cuts the sweetness, kind of like espresso with tiramisu.


By Nate on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 10:19 am:

    archways taste like chemicals to me.

    i haven't had a cookie in a long time. i was never all that big on cookies. i'd rather have a good cote de beoff.

    whatever that is. i'd rather have it, though.


By sarah on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 10:43 am:


    i haven't had a sorabji dream in a really long time. i used to have them somewhat regularly.



By kazoo on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 11:57 am:

    I've had several. One was a dream about posting and reading the boards and Spider had posted that she'd died. Sad, yes, but fun to think that God let her have internet access from heaven. In another dream I was at a water park and Sarah, Heather, and Agatha were playing in the wave pool.


By Spider on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 12:36 pm:

    "Spider had posted that she'd died. Sad, yes, but fun to think that God let her have internet access from heaven."

    Hee!


By sarah on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 01:38 pm:


    that's so goth of her.



By agatha on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 07:13 pm:

    I still dream about Swine and Mark frequently. Go figger. I have also had dreams about Margret, Sarah, Sheila, Patrick, and Nate.


By Antigone on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 07:18 pm:

    I've had two dreams about Spider.

    Nuthin' dirty, though once I dreamed she was shacking up with patrick, and I was a tad jealous. :)


By patrick on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 07:24 pm:

    holy shit.


    SCANDELOUS!!!!!



    was that perhaps inspired by the drawn out thread i made of a dream in which i kissed spider?


By patrick on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 07:25 pm:

    ive had dreams involving, dave, agatha, sarah, spider, sem and nate.











    that means the rest of you weren't cool enough to skate in my subconscious.










    ok. kidding.















By Dougie on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 01:36 am:

    Well, perchance you can make up for it by dreaming a little dream of me tonight Patrick.


By kazoo on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 10:13 am:

    I forgot! I had a dream about you, Dougie. My friend Shannon and I were taking a walk and we stopped at your house to play with your puppy.


By patrick on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 11:35 am:

    im sorry but "play with your puppy" from a girl to a guy has the same saucy implications that "play with your pussy" does from a guy to a girl regarding her cat.




By Dougie on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 11:41 am:

    Nah, I'm just happy me and my puppy made it into kaz's dream. You'd love Sarah, kazoo. Everybody loves Sarah.


By patrick on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 12:36 pm:

    pervert


By Platypus on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 12:38 pm:

    I had a dream about you last night, Kazoo. We were stuck on an ice planet that was melting. And there was a big egg yolk in the middle.


By kazoo on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 12:41 pm:

    nice...did I have to convince you that it was okay to eat the egg-yolk to survive?


By J on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 01:39 pm:

    Hey if nobody has dreams about me,what about a nightmare? Welcome to my nightmare....:)


By Platypus on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 05:39 pm:

    the dream ended before we got into that argument. It would have been pretty nasty, I think. A huge, frozen eggyolk that had been inside an ice planet for god knows how long. Had we actually gotten to the eggyolk, the rest of the planet would have been totally melted, and therefore we would have been eating the thing we were standing on, which could have had large potentials for sucking. I mean, if you're going to be lost in space, it's nice to have something to stand on, ya know?


By wisper on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 06:14 pm:

    i've only ever dreamt of Anti. we hung out smoking on my driveway, it was so highschool. He was a shaved-head hommie boy.


By Antigone on Friday, February 21, 2003 - 11:48 am:

    I had a shaved head last summer.


By kazoo on Friday, February 21, 2003 - 02:19 pm:

    I want to shave my head.


By dave. on Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 04:15 am:

    hair is dead.


By HAL 9000 on Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 09:57 am:

    HAL 900 is not.


By platypus on Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 10:22 am:

    My aunt may be going through chemo, in which case I'm going to shave my head in solidarity. It's going to be wierd, I tell you what.


By V on Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 10:57 am:

    At what part of the body is the problem? I ask as my Brother is going through the same.


By agatha on Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 08:51 pm:

    I miss the way Sarah used to just bust out with recipes. I wish she would come back.


By eri on Friday, July 1, 2005 - 12:14 am:

    No kidding. I could use some of those recipes. I have been gaining weight and inches like a mad woman and she had an unspeakable gift of being able to add flavor to food with minimal caloric intake. I could totally raid her recipe book right now.

    I am also having a bit of difficulty. I have been growing organic herbs and veggies out here. For the first time EVER, I have a approximately 100 times more than I could use, and have no homes to share this with. It saddens me. I realize that being so close to mexico not many people cook organic italian food, but still.....


By agatha on Sunday, July 3, 2005 - 07:07 pm:

    One thing you can do is stick them in the food processor and then freeze them in ice cube trays. They are great for soups and stuff that way.


By lapis on Monday, July 4, 2005 - 12:09 am:

    been reading an awesome cookblog lately -- orangette. it always makes me hungry.

    made an awesome guacamole yesterday.

    countdown guacamole
    5 cloves garlic, minced (optional)
    4 avacadoes, chopped (reserve pits)
    3 roma tomatoes, chopped
    2 small to medium onions, chopped
    1 lime's worth of juice and zest
    minced jalepeno to taste (optional)
    sea salt to taste

    prepare veggies in order given and place in your bowl as you go. put the avacado pits in the bowl when those are freed (they'll keep everything nice and green until the lime juice is added). reserve the zest though. mix it all up with your hands or a spoon, removing the pits and sprinkle the salt and zest on top.

    liftoff!


By Jack on Monday, July 4, 2005 - 02:10 pm:

    Will it make my ass explode?


By droopy on Monday, July 4, 2005 - 02:37 pm:

    depends on how many jalapeņos you use and how incendiary your ass is.

    i wish i had some guacamole. it's good with chicken in a corn tortilla.


By V on Tuesday, July 5, 2005 - 12:55 pm:

    ...v had corn tortilla that was made in Germany,but it tasted a bit like pork and red cabbage.


By droopy on Tuesday, July 5, 2005 - 01:00 pm:

    german corn tortilla? a buddy once went to study in germany, and sent me a bottle of pace picante sauce with a german label.


By V on Tuesday, July 5, 2005 - 06:08 pm:

    ...did it tast like shit?


By Cat on Wednesday, July 6, 2005 - 02:52 am:

    I am making chicken tortillas tonight. I'm the best Mexican restaurant in town.


By droopy on Wednesday, July 6, 2005 - 03:10 am:

    mmm, tortillas con pollo. i just mixed up some canned vegetable soup and some tuna salad and put it all in in plastic containers so i'll have for tomorrow.


By V on Wednesday, July 6, 2005 - 10:02 am:

    The (06.08) posting was not v.


By patrick on Wednesday, July 6, 2005 - 02:31 pm:

    on the 4th, we stopped in santa barbara and had some of the best roadside mexican.

    amongst the viddles was a veggie taco with roasted pablano chiles in a green sauce. they made their corn tortillas right there and were the best ive ever had.


By eri on Wednesday, July 6, 2005 - 09:23 pm:

    That sounds good. But I'm skipping food tonight. It's so damned hot I have no appetite.


By V on Thursday, July 7, 2005 - 09:40 am:

    ...tortillas are good.but you need the correct dip,cheese tortillas need a cheese dip,at room temp,not from the fridge.


By J on Thursday, July 7, 2005 - 10:17 am:

    I hear ya about the heat Eri.It's a hundredandhell out here,I'm melting.


By V on Thursday, July 7, 2005 - 10:25 am:

    ...v has lots of rain in London,and a hosepipe ban,and bombs,you dont want to live in London.


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