Clearly the revival around here is running through the astral plane, having an effect on my sub conscious.....i dreamed of the 'fest'. it was more like a convention with references to 'last year' in our dialog. it was a booth decorated with a variety of strange lights and chochki's in a larger hall. and was spider there. and there was sexual tension between she and i. and at some point, we were in the nude, and there was enagement, but i'm pretty sure, uh, nothing was taken. im sorry spider. it was bound to happen. and you're were hot. you should know that. tiggy and wisper were around too. and nate. but played mostly insignificant roles. fuckin weird. considering my dreams have exclusively been about little child ghosts haunting me and general axniety dreams, this was a pleasant departure.

Thanks for picturing me as hot, yo.

You've always been hot to me, rhi. And of course me, wisper, and nate weren't around much. We were out robbing banks.

this taps to deeply into my psyche too early in the day when i will still need a few of my higher brain functions. you're welcome, spider.

Dude, is that you posting under our compatriots' names, or is the board acting screwy? Or are Antigone and Droopy sitting next to you while you post? Or am I getting whooshed?

i think perhaps droopy also pictures you as hot.

Nah. We're just at a virtual meeting of the "Spider appreciation society," though droop is president. I'm merely a member.

Droopy is *totally* my president.

Yeah, I was wooshed. I couldn't figure out why my pres-, Droopy, was telling me I was welcome. And now I realize "yo" isn't a direct form of address. BTW, I've never dreamt about any of you directly -- my only sorabji dreams have been about the boards.

I remember the sad dream I had where Spider died but she posted to Sorabji from heaven.

i woosh you not.

spider i dont think its the first sexual dream ive involving you. you probably don't realize but there are many many things that have contributed to what you are now seeing is perhaps a widespread notion around here that you are hot. and i could describe what you looked and felt like in my dream but i dont want to make you blush anymore than you probably are doing right now, so i'll let you off the hook.

who hasn't banged spider in their dreams?

i was trying to be gentle.

Eep! Now if only I were this popular in real life...

move to california.

Well, the two of you notwithstanding, I'd think a short brunette with a big ass would have a better chance on the East Coast.

holy shit in my dream you were a short curvy brunette. do you have shortish hair?

you think we only like tall, assless blondes?

No, my hair reaches to the middle of my back / my elbows, though I always wear it up. Two months ago it reached to the middle of my butt, but I cut it on the last day of school. Uh, yeah, man -- that's what the Wes-..the Lef-...the Wrong Coast is known for. (Sorry, dude, I lived with a guy from San Francisco -- the "hood" of San Francisco, wherever that may be -- and it's a habit.)

This is just a test to see if it was my browser that was causing the ugly line breaks. Let's see..."Flame on / I'm gone / I'm so sweet like a nice bon bon / Came out rapping when I was born / Mom said rock it till the break of dawn" (When will the madness pass?)

Shazam!

we keep most of the tall assless blondes in socal. are you sure he said san francisco? not san fernando? in a way, socal is the hood of san francisco.

Oh, yeah, San Fran to the death. Mission District? Is that the hood.

Uh. You know I meant to end with a question mark. YOU KNOW IT.

Robbin' banks!! what did i look like? Not that you were looking at me, hah. kazu's dream makes me sad and happy at the same time.

the tall assless brunettes often head north. defiantely a member of the "spider appriciation society", though a quiet one. meep.

the mission is the hood if you're white and afraid of latinos. otherwise, it is a good place to eat. mas papusas, por favor.

Nah, this guy isn't white, and he's huge and isn't afraid of anybody, so it's probably not the Mission. Lapis, what the? I need VOCAL fans, baby girl -- right now, wherever you are, you gotta scream my name, you hear?

maybe he has a different definition of hood. a lot of people like ample ass out here, regardless of the impressions of your big fearless friend.

did he ever call it "frisco" ? that might explain something.

Come to think of it, I can't remember if he actually used the word "hood" to describe his neighborhood -- we might have just said that to tease him. He was pretty "street," though, and it seemed genuine. He never called it "frisco."

I think you're hot too, Spidey, but I haven't had any dreams about having sex with you. Sorry. Although, I'm pretty certain that Dave has.

i picture cat as the host of some horrible "can you dance" show that i caught a glimpse of the other night after project runway. one of the best things about san francisco is that a huge range of people is considered hot. well, as long as you're not in the financial district.

My fiancee is a short (sandy blonde) brunette with a big ass. God do I love that ass. She wants to lose weight before the wedding. My only requirement? NOT THE ASS.

don't touch the ass. fuck you and your financial district bigotry, heather. those people don't live in the financial distict. they all live in the marina or cow hollow or the richmond or twin peaks or pacific heights. some of the ethnics live in the sunset. come visit me in the financial district. i work thursdays and fridays. i'll buy you lunch. you can point at the girls who don't deserve to be attractive and i'll eat my tuna salad and mumble untruths.

Thursdays and Fridays, eh? Duly noted.

I have a flat ass. If i want my ass to "show" at all, I have to lose weight.

i apologize to everyone for my last post on this thread.

Too late, bitch.

i apologize to everyone except tiggy for my penultimate post on this thread. tits.

I don't think Spider's hot. I KNOW she is. I don't think I've dreamfucked any of you, though. I only remember one sorabjiite dream. It featured wisper.

i always just assumed everyone was fucking hot. i mean, i know agatha and dave are. everyone else, i just assumed. heh, we should all make a myspace group and be 13 year olds talking about how hawt we all are together.

nate, i have no idea what you are talking about. i work in alameda everyday. maybe you should come *there*.

i have no idea, either. alameda is a shithole. i wouldn't know where to begin.