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By patrick on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 12:44 pm:

    Clearly the revival around here is running through the astral plane, having an effect on my sub conscious.....i dreamed of the 'fest'. it was more like a convention with references to 'last year' in our dialog. it was a booth decorated with a variety of strange lights and chochki's in a larger hall.

    and was spider there.

    and there was sexual tension between she and i.

    and at some point, we were in the nude, and there was enagement, but i'm pretty sure, uh, nothing was taken.

    im sorry spider. it was bound to happen. and you're were hot. you should know that.

    tiggy and wisper were around too. and nate. but played mostly insignificant roles.

    fuckin weird.


    considering my dreams have exclusively been about little child ghosts haunting me and general axniety dreams, this was a pleasant departure.




By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 01:42 pm:

    Thanks for picturing me as hot, yo.


By Antigone on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 02:00 pm:

    You've always been hot to me, rhi.

    And of course me, wisper, and nate weren't around much. We were out robbing banks.


By droopy on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 02:03 pm:

    this taps to deeply into my psyche too early in the day when i will still need a few of my higher brain functions.

    you're welcome, spider.


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 02:12 pm:

    Dude, is that you posting under our compatriots' names, or is
    the board acting screwy? Or are Antigone and Droopy sitting
    next to you while you post? Or am I getting whooshed?


By Nate on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 02:25 pm:

    i think perhaps droopy also pictures you as hot.


By Antigone on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 02:34 pm:

    Nah. We're just at a virtual meeting of the "Spider appreciation society," though droop is president. I'm merely a member.


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 02:55 pm:

    Droopy is *totally* my president.


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 02:57 pm:

    Yeah, I was wooshed. I couldn't figure out why my pres-,
    Droopy, was telling me I was welcome. And now I realize "yo"
    isn't a direct form of address.

    BTW, I've never dreamt about any of you directly -- my only
    sorabji dreams have been about the boards.


By kazu on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 03:05 pm:

    I remember the sad dream I had where Spider died but she posted to Sorabji from heaven.


By droopy on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 03:13 pm:

    i woosh you not.


By patrick on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 03:54 pm:

    spider i dont think its the first sexual dream ive involving you.

    you probably don't realize but there are many many things that have contributed to what you are now seeing is perhaps a widespread notion around here that you are hot.

    and i could describe what you looked and felt like in my dream but i dont want to make you blush anymore than you probably are doing right now, so i'll let you off the hook.



By Nate on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 04:26 pm:

    who hasn't banged spider in their dreams?


By patrick on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 04:34 pm:

    i was trying to be gentle.


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 05:00 pm:

    Eep!

    Now if only I were this popular in real life...


By Nate on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 05:03 pm:

    move to california.


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 05:10 pm:

    Well, the two of you notwithstanding, I'd think a short brunette
    with a big ass would have a better chance on the East Coast.


By patrick on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 05:38 pm:

    holy shit

    in my dream you were a short curvy brunette. do you have shortish hair?



By Nate on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 05:39 pm:

    you think we only like tall, assless blondes?


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 06:03 pm:

    No, my hair reaches to the middle of my back / my elbows,
    though I always wear it up. Two months ago it reached to the
    middle of my butt, but I cut it on the last day of school.

    Uh, yeah, man -- that's what the Wes-..the Lef-...the Wrong
    Coast is known for. (Sorry, dude, I lived with a guy from San
    Francisco -- the "hood" of San Francisco, wherever that may be
    -- and it's a habit.)


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 06:09 pm:

    This is just a test to see if it was my browser that was
    causing the ugly line breaks. Let's see..."Flame on / I'm
    gone / I'm so sweet like a nice bon bon / Came out
    rapping when I was born / Mom said rock it till the break
    of dawn" (When will the madness pass?)


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 06:10 pm:

    Shazam!


By Nate on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 06:21 pm:

    we keep most of the tall assless blondes in socal. are you sure he said san francisco? not san fernando?

    in a way, socal is the hood of san francisco.


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 06:24 pm:

    Oh, yeah, San Fran to the death. Mission District? Is
    that the hood.


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 06:24 pm:

    Uh. You know I meant to end with a question mark.
    YOU KNOW IT.


By wisper on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 06:30 pm:

    Robbin' banks!!

    what did i look like? Not that you were looking at me, hah.

    kazu's dream makes me sad and happy at the same time.


By lapis on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 06:32 pm:

    the tall assless brunettes often head north.

    defiantely a member of the "spider appriciation society", though a quiet one.

    meep.


By Nate on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 06:52 pm:

    the mission is the hood if you're white and afraid of latinos.

    otherwise, it is a good place to eat. mas papusas, por favor.


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 07:05 pm:

    Nah, this guy isn't white, and he's huge and isn't afraid
    of anybody, so it's probably not the Mission.

    Lapis, what the? I need VOCAL fans, baby girl -- right
    now, wherever you are, you gotta scream my name,
    you hear?


By Nate on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 07:51 pm:

    maybe he has a different definition of hood.

    a lot of people like ample ass out here, regardless of the impressions of your big fearless friend.


By Nate on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 07:51 pm:

    did he ever call it "frisco" ?

    that might explain something.


By Spider on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 07:57 pm:

    Come to think of it, I can't remember if he actually used the
    word "hood" to describe his neighborhood -- we might have just
    said that to tease him. He was pretty "street," though, and it
    seemed genuine. He never called it "frisco."


By agatha on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 08:52 pm:

    I think you're hot too, Spidey, but I haven't had any dreams about having sex with you. Sorry.

    Although, I'm pretty certain that Dave has.


By heather on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 09:05 pm:

    i picture cat as the host of some horrible "can you dance" show that i caught a glimpse of the other night after project runway.


    one of the best things about san francisco is that a huge range of people is considered hot. well, as long as you're not in the financial district.


By Antigone on Thursday, August 3, 2006 - 10:01 pm:

    My fiancee is a short (sandy blonde) brunette with a big ass. God do I love that ass. She wants to lose weight before the wedding. My only requirement? NOT THE ASS.


By Nate on Friday, August 4, 2006 - 01:39 am:

    don't touch the ass.

    fuck you and your financial district bigotry, heather. those people don't live in the financial distict. they all live in the marina or cow hollow or the richmond or twin peaks or pacific heights. some of the ethnics live in the sunset.

    come visit me in the financial district. i work thursdays and fridays. i'll buy you lunch. you can point at the girls who don't deserve to be attractive and i'll eat my tuna salad and mumble untruths.


By platypus on Friday, August 4, 2006 - 01:52 am:

    Thursdays and Fridays, eh? Duly noted.


By kazu on Friday, August 4, 2006 - 11:25 am:

    I have a flat ass. If i want my ass to "show" at all, I have to
    lose weight.


By Nate on Friday, August 4, 2006 - 11:55 am:

    i apologize to everyone for my last post on this thread.


By Antigone on Friday, August 4, 2006 - 12:33 pm:

    Too late, bitch.


By Nate on Friday, August 4, 2006 - 12:36 pm:

    i apologize to everyone except tiggy for my penultimate post on this thread.

    tits.


By TBone on Friday, August 4, 2006 - 03:33 pm:

    I don't think Spider's hot.



    I KNOW she is.

    I don't think I've dreamfucked any of you, though. I only remember one sorabjiite dream. It featured wisper.


By Margret on Monday, August 7, 2006 - 10:45 pm:

    i always just assumed everyone was fucking hot. i mean, i know agatha and dave are. everyone else, i just assumed. heh, we should all make a myspace group and be 13 year olds talking about how hawt we all are together.


By heather on Tuesday, August 8, 2006 - 12:56 am:

    nate, i have no idea what you are talking about.


    i work in alameda everyday. maybe you should come *there*.


By Nate on Tuesday, August 8, 2006 - 01:47 am:

    i have no idea, either.

    alameda is a shithole. i wouldn't know where to begin.


By V on Tuesday, August 8, 2006 - 04:17 pm:

    v is no longer "hot",my Doctor told me I died years ago,but I am real good on cold,clammy handshakes.


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