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Gray sweatpants with a hole in the crotchal area, and cut off to become shorts. And a Gray FarSide T-shirt.

Oh, and one leg is longer than the other.

I know. Probably the only way is to cut them right to the ass. But I would be such a site in those. LOL (forgive the LOL Sorabjiites, but I argue that it was most necessary in this case)

I did NOT say PINK. Please. What kinda pansy do you take me for Liam? *grin* And how is that a double posting?

P.S., Liam, I know you didn't think I was a pansy. I was inflicting some humor. I don't get upset easily. If you piss me off you'll know it, believe me!!! LOL

Believe me Liam, I've seen Jim's wrath (inflicted on others of course) and you will have no trouble recognizing it when it rears its ugly head again, which I'm sure it will do sooner or later (referring to his *temper* and not to his *head* which is really not ugly at all).

Now anyway Jim, is it a problem having one leg longer than the other? I picture you walking around in circles.

You should try living on the side of a mountain.

Have you considered getting the matching leather hood for those pink fuzzy slippers?

It's this years "must have" accessory for any self-respecting dungeon.

Oh please.....

come on Jim -- we're all friends here. You can admit it to us.

BIG PINK FUZZY SLIPPERS

*shuffle shuffle*

Oooh....the type with the pom-pom balls that you tie together under your chin. My sisters had hats like that when they were little.

Jim --- think about it Jim. Simply smashing I think.

Pretty in Pink? Nah. Somehow I'd end up looking like a great big Strawberry Qwik Rabbit.

and what would be wrong with that?

I like Stawberry Qwik -- a bit on the sweet side but still tolerable.

Now the bunny -- that's another matter. He must die....bring me his foot. (esp. if it is a size 13 foot....imagine all the luck you'd get from that thing!)

Hmmmm? So Pete might like PJ in a pink bunny suit...

*dialing 1 800 drink-qwik*

Left naturally....after all, I am righthanded.

wait....what are we talking about again?

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