i only wear this for my hunny bunny Fabrritzio because he loves me dressing this way before we do anyhting unusual. I'll keep it to yuor imagination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, don't stop now!!

Keep it up! Keep it up! Keep it up! Hey where did you goooo>?

Me? I gooo'd in a kleenex that I keep by the side of the bed for just such an emergency. Ya know those spatulas and can openers can be such a turn on!

wow..you have spatulas and can openers by the side of the bed too......my imagination is MELTING now......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PetRock you crack me up!!! Is it the aloe in the tissue kind or the sandpaper kind?

I'm saving the sandpaper kleenex for when Liam visits.....

Ooooooo.... Thank you sir.

Quite welcome laddy.

What do you do with the spatulas and can opener? In bed, I mean.

*PJ sits quietly in the corner of the room and observes*

Shhh Liam....someone's watching us.

*PJ quickly, yet quietly blends into the fine Edwardian draperies much like a chameleon who is suddenly startled.*

How can PetRock afford fine Edwardian draperies when he has a freezer that's frozen solid and a shower head covered in a science project?

Liam... SHEEEESH, dontcha ever read??? PetRock's sis lives in England. I'm sure they were Christmas presents or something.

They were a Boxing Day gift.

LMAO!!! *Jim bows the Markus' greatness*

LMAO!!! *Jim bows to Markus' greatness*

Well this may be late (but better late than never, right Jimbo?) but We think We detect a double posting above (and We've got a hankering for some spankering). I use the royal "We" only when people speak of my fine Edwardian draperies. Otherwise, We think tis better to speak like a commoner, the better to be understood by you louts.

Technically, not a double posting; rather a correction of a typo, itself grounds for a walloping. Spank away.

*spank*

wooHOOOOOOOOOO!