i would like to do it covered in mud and sweat and grim how about yourselfs i am female 16 years old a young lovely VIRGIN to take advantage of.

lynda i would love to give u my 10" dick and ram it up ypu and come all over u!

Oh,talk about getting down and dirty....

16 huh? .....virgin huh?............ah hell....i let this one alone

whennn you wishhh upppon a staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

Hey! Don't associate me with this trash!

Oh. Sorry. I was trying to be Gipetto, but I've forgotten how.

ANY BODY LOOKING FOR GREAT TIME

Yea big guy,wine me,dine me,69 me.Send me a picture of your pecker.Call me 480-867-5309!!!See you at the love shack,I,ll show you my 36 C,s.Ask for Janny!!!

*giggling @ J*

Hey, wait JUST a minute, maybe Pete is like, you know, on MY team. *wink wink*

When I was in Key West we played soccer against your team, Jim. The kicked the snot out of us, and then bought the beer.

We're good that way, Simon. I hope it was good beer and not something like Coors Lite. ;-)

It was free and it was plentiful. Two of the best qualities a beer can have.

You left one out Simon,it has to be cold.

:)

You know why the English drink their beer warm? Lucas makes their refrigerators, too! (If you've never owned a Triumph, you may not understand)

But they still drink it,and thats what counts.Jim did they have that party?

OOOOOoohh. Yeah, they did have the party and I went. It really sucked. My friend that invited me spent the entire time in his bedroom with his new boyfriend. Luckily I knew one other person there. There was no pot, no drugs, but lots of beer and booze and, oddly enough, blue balloons. I stayed for a couple hours, then left. I know I won't do that again. Zzzzzzzzz.

You friend was very rude,sounds lke a bummer,at least they had beer.

blue... NO2 balloons?

NO2 balloons,are those condoms?

nitrous oxide filled balloons. ya kno? whippits.

Oh,yea,what was I thinking?

idunno... maybe too many NO2 hits?

No, Nate. All the hype for this party and not even fun balloons. They were all blown up with peep's stanky breath.

you should have gone ballistic. ripped off your shirt and started shouting "WHERE'S THE FUCKING DRUGS? DONDE ESTAS LOS DROGAS? GIVE ME THE FUCKING DRUGS" i mean, that's probably waht i would have done.

Too cheap to spring for a tank of hellium,why am I not surprised?If the balloons at least had some of that you could have at least amused yourself by inhaling the gas and talking funny.

:-)

Ripping my shirt off would most likely have forever scarred those people. Oh wait. That was the intent wasn't it?

it's not the back hair is it?

Well, that and maybe the hairy boobs.

Hairy boobs on a man....good thing.Hairy boobs on a woman..bad thing,bad,bad thing.

uhhhhhhhh..."boobs" on a man?????????????? i got step away from that one........count to three....and hope for the best

Pecs then,muscles.

What's a whippit?

it's a brand of canned whipped cream. go to your local grocery and pick up 10 cans of nitrous oxide propelled whipped cream. hold the can with the spigot pointing up. carefully press the spigot so as to expell propellant only into your lungs. don't inhale the whipped cream, though. and if you have a chocolate cake in the oven, and you're also stoned, be sure to leave at least one can for that.

little cannisters of nitris oxide, they look like CO2 cannisters that powered those model cars you made in 8th grade shop class. you put them in a professional whip cream dispensers, the kind resturaunt cooks use...they get you high...sorta like a glue high.......Ever sucked the gas outta of a whipcream bottle from the grocery store? Same thing......kill lotas and lotsa brain cells for a few minutes of a buzz, the injection method is kinda neat, but the buzz is too short lived....

jinx.....nitrous...right

Oh,we called those poppers when I was a young,n.

benzadrine poppers... i think those were slightly different, although i would lvoe to get my hands on them....i don't think they exist, they were made for folks with asthma......they had this dispenser much like the inhalers we see today, only inside they had this little bit of paper soaked with benzadrine....that was the good stuff...or so i understand

The man made me take an alchoholism awareness class,so between that,and the anger control class I know all about getting drunk and mad.Anyway there was this Indian guy in the class for sniffing spraypaint,I felt sorry for him,he still hallucinated and he was just brain dead.

Speaking of better living through chemistry, I got some Viagra samples from a pharmaceutical rep today. I can't wait to try them out. I'm having a home experiment. The goal is a 24 hour erection and a near fatal series of orgasms for her.

i think a 24 hour erection would lead to suicide. <italliancs> i just wanted to see if itallianacs would work</italliancs>

Suicide? Me or her? :)

you, man. there's a disease of continual erection. i forget what it's called, but people who have it don't make it sound like a blessing. with my lady, i'd get kicked off long before 24 hours. she's always the first to get worn out. and of course, she has ultimate control. she's the D.

Well as much as I like sex,after I,ve had my fun and he,s still sawing away,well moderation is all I can think of.

priapism?

No, thanks.

Ding Ding Ding We have a weiner! Priapism is indeed the word. Todays lucky weiner wins a years supply of KY jelly and a douche.

This was an interesting thread.

hey, interesting thread no doubt i think i will be back

NO BEATING OFF TO THIS THREAD!!!

LOL yeah, dont worry (hey lynda: call me) heh heh

My Name is Brian Dillon would some horny guy please write me?

me

My sexual fantasy is.... I would crawl under barbed wire, thru shattered glass and razor blades to listen to to Ivana Humpalot fart thru a walkie talkie!

NO DOUBT AN INTERESTING THREAD...AMAZING ITS GONE ON SINCE 1999 (A GOOD YEAR). I RECOMMEND WATCHING THE MOVIE 'GAYDAR' THERE ARE SOME TIPS TO TAKE NOTE OF IN THAT FLICK!

mine is the girl pisses when she is getting her cunt stuffed