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THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By Mark on Monday, December 29, 1997 - 09:33 pm:

I'm wearing panties m head,

By Sharon Stone on Monday, December 29, 1997 - 11:30 pm:

If they're midnight blue silk with lace insets from Fernando Sanchez, I want them back, dammit! Marv Albert swiped them from me ages ago!

By Bob on Thursday, January 15, 1998 - 09:41 am:

Im wearing your bra on my head. bit small.

By Ken on Tuesday, January 20, 1998 - 05:54 pm:

screw it just take your panties off!!

By GREGORY on Wednesday, January 21, 1998 - 06:55 pm:

By Slacker on Thursday, January 22, 1998 - 02:02 am:

By Slacker on Thursday, January 22, 1998 - 03:51 pm:

now i'm only wearing edible shorts

By Miss K on Saturday, January 24, 1998 - 06:25 am:

By Slacker on Saturday, January 24, 1998 - 06:27 pm:

another nibble?this fishin for weenies is payin off.

By Kelsey on Tuesday, January 27, 1998 - 02:14 am:

lookin like you don't need to fish anymore, the weenies are just flipping right out of the water and landing in your lap!

By Slacker on Wednesday, January 28, 1998 - 12:13 am:

yes i am aware that there is a weenie in my lap.

By Kelsey the val on Thursday, January 29, 1998 - 04:38 pm:

ohmygawd, you are. like, sooo nasty! i'm sure!

By Daddy on Sunday, February 15, 1998 - 03:36 am:

i know. i want to go skinny dippin with you.

By Disgusted on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 - 06:31 pm:

I'M PUKIN' HERE!

By Punchline on Thursday, March 19, 1998 - 12:42 pm:

By Sugarbaby on Thursday, March 19, 1998 - 01:51 pm:

Mark, look what you've started!!!! Everybodys got there panties on their heads, someone is throwing up, and what the hell's up with the weenies on your lap Slacker!!!!

By Twylo on Thursday, March 19, 1998 - 06:38 pm:

Yep, it's a beautiful thing when one man can cause such chaos from the comfort of his own PC! And just by puttin' drawers on his noggin!

By Sugarbaby on Thursday, March 19, 1998 - 07:21 pm:

I can just see everyone sitting around, underwear on their heads. What a beautiful sight! And the word weenie! Who the hell made up that word? Its almost as good as toilet!

By Webster on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 12:40 am:

Douche is a funny word. Douchebag isn't. Go figure.

By Slacker on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 12:45 am:

By Cthulu on Saturday, March 21, 1998 - 12:33 am:

Been in my wifes drawers again you bastard!Especialy on Cock Washin' Day

By Slacker on Saturday, March 21, 1998 - 01:03 am:

nothin 'll get a cock cleaner than a good douchin.

By PantyLuver on Monday, March 30, 1998 - 04:15 pm:

By PetRock on Monday, March 30, 1998 - 05:49 pm:

uh......

By Markus on Monday, March 30, 1998 - 05:57 pm:

Um, yeah.....so, how about them Red Sox?

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, March 30, 1998 - 05:59 pm:

LOL@PetRock!!!

By PetRock on Monday, March 30, 1998 - 08:21 pm:

Don't think baseball is what he has in mind Markus. But you never know...

By Sockluver on Monday, March 30, 1998 - 08:53 pm:

By Hannah on Monday, March 30, 1998 - 11:38 pm:

By Argyle on Tuesday, March 31, 1998 - 04:09 am:

My socks have knots in them. I tied them together with other people and made a star on a trampoline once...

By PASCAL on Sunday, August 4, 2002 - 02:59 am:

I'M WEARING A CANCAN DRESS AND SHOW MY NYLON
YELLOW PANTIES FOR ALL TO SEE

By Nate on Sunday, August 4, 2002 - 03:29 am:

ny lon?

is that some kind of sick joke?

By LISA on Wednesday, August 7, 2002 - 06:55 am:

I LOVE GETTING FUCKED. I AM STILL A VIRGIN. I HAVE HAD MY PUSSY SUCKED BY MY UNCLE. HE DID NOT FUCK ME THOUGH. I LOVE SOMEONE TO JUST FUCK ME TILL MY PUSSY STOPS CRYING. MY EMAIL IS somelick@yahoo.com

By agatha on Wednesday, August 7, 2002 - 08:49 am:

By Nate on Wednesday, August 7, 2002 - 09:41 am:

my pussy cries every morning until someone gets up to feed her.

By Henrietta Pussycat on Wednesday, August 7, 2002 - 10:47 am:

Meow meow get a life meow meow

By patrick on Wednesday, August 7, 2002 - 12:03 pm:

my pussy doesnt bother crying, she just starts knocking things over. its almost like a chinese water torture because you have another half hour to sleep and you hear intermitten glasses being knocked over and random objects being pushed off shelves.

By Czarina on Wednesday, August 7, 2002 - 04:22 pm:

Some pussies are referred to as "bad cats".

I think this is a prime example.

[no offense intended to OUR beloved Cat,of course.]

By Lou on Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 09:18 am:

lisa ill fuck you any way you want as long as i can have your panties on my head.

By Alex on Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 04:33 pm:

my brothers cat's tongue is too big for its mouth so it cant meow properly, it sounds awful more like a malouw than a meow.

By Clarence on Wednesday, December 17, 2003 - 03:52 pm:

I'm wearing panties on my head.

By HAHAHAHA on Saturday, February 28, 2004 - 01:39 am:

Officer Boscorelli is running around naked wearing Officer Yokas' Panties on his head. and yes i do wear ladies panties ,but not on my head

By Midana on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 05:34 am:

I am wearing tank top shirt ,along is skirt(liz claiborne) and black underwear with butterfly wind pad, but, I am man. I suffer of Multi Personal Disorder, also Bi-Polar .

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