Sitting at home in the usual attire I decided that going onto the balcony to get the cig's nude could be done without being caught. It's a little wet out there right now so I put on the boots. And so it is.

Bill, you put that mental image in my mind again, you're going to be wanting to be better dressed for the resultant asskicking.

i'm damn glad i'm not bill's computer chair right about now.

Moi aussi.

Right. I'd much rather have your guys butts smushing down on my face than Bill's.

Woah.

my ass is not as offensive as some.

I like to rub my ass sometimes just cause it feels so soft.

women have some of the softest asses in the world....as opposed to....hmmmm...my own i suppose.....the wife has an amazingly soft ass and i find her rubbing it from time to time as well....go on, rub on, you deserve it

My ass is like a plastic bag of rogotta cheese. It looks like a football team ran over it. Sorry Markus

I think the term 'not so fresh' would be apropo

ricotta? I wonder why women's asses are so much softer on average?

in favor of natural selection? men may not be so interested in asses and the packages they conceal if they were hairy........

Could be...like that theory. But then, wouldn't women have preferred non-hair asses too, and thus the hairy ass gene would have vanished altogether?

our asses don't conceal our package as much as yours. Naturally speaking, you are only interested in the front portion of our pelvis, we need to get right in the middle. Peacocks have nice asses.

patrick?

It's true, they do. But only the cocks. The hens don't.

Maybe chick asses are soft so the flesh can be pushed away from the hidden treasure easily in the standard mammal mounting position.

Actually I remember seeing on one of those 'Discovery Channel' type shows about sex that they thought human breasts mimiced buttocks, Like a bum for your front. That this was boob appeal or some such. (Hey it's a show I'm not saying they were right). Also they said human females are sexiest of all because unlike other animals they are in heat and able to reproduce all the time.

I learned that too. I can't remember if I learned it from Desmond Morris, however. That is an important detail. That man is a nut.

a male peacock's ass is his money maker, NICE ASS Mr. Peacock............if men had to use their ass to perpetuate the species, we would be extinct.

I,ve seen some real cute butts on men. I like to rub their butts too,but they aren,t as smooth.

Yeah, we would be...I heard the breast thing too.

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ME AND DUANE IS SHITTING ALOW YOUR PATH AND IS VERY ELACTING ON DOING NOTHING, ABOUT ALL THE SHIT