i got a new nailpolish today as a treat. "autumn rose". my sister says it should be wildberry. i was examining my nails while at work and i realized that they looked a bit like blood. mixed with chocolate. too brown for blood, too red for chocolate. that's it exactly. please excuse me while i preen my magnificently varnished talons...

my recommendation is that, the workers and companies who come up with the names for some of the variations of nail polish should spend less time around the product themselves...

idea! start a new cosmetics line, called "what it really looks like". we could have smog, fart, dive-by shooting, ugly, and vomit.

i think urban decay beat you to that one, pez

right-o. okay, let's bottle vomit and sell it as a cosmetic. "hey, it's authentic!"

now that could make you some money....

(rubs hands together) let's get started! that way i can have my books and get to school, too!

i think u should talk about something more interesting for a change.