I look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch


sorabji.com: What are you wearing?: I look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
By
Jgrant on Wednesday, February 7, 2001 - 12:22 am:

    I'm sitting here banging on my keys on the good ole Dell computer. Today, I'm wearing neon orange Aeropostale sox with some green in them. My pants are grey soft flare legs from American Eagle. I'm wearing three shirts: 1) A tight white long sleeve shirt from the Gap, 2) Over that is a tight navy blue shirt that says "masturbate" but it looks like the "mastercard" logo, and 3) My Abrercrombie and Fitch sweater. I am also wearing underwear that looks like it has a green handkerchief print. My bra is white and lacy. But when you take it all off, I'm naked; pure and alive, well, I do have an ornamental belly button ring. It's all beautiful, and very gentle.


By semillama on Wednesday, February 7, 2001 - 08:57 am:

    Let us know when the eels get there.

    No such ensemble is complete without Ghanian butter eels.


By The nose on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 06:24 pm:

    I'm wearing a very tired face, baggy eyes, but
    my spirits are up because I just turned my
    coworker on to Sorabji.com and she seems to
    like it.

    I'm wearing a five-o'clock shadow and it's only
    2:57PM.

    I'm too close to preppy to be comfortable with
    being an ex-hippy. But I can't seem to keep up
    the clean-pressed cuffs and all that. And my
    wallet is filled with all this junk that makes it
    look like a growth on my butt. Unfortunately, it's
    not all money, although I'm not complaining
    today, thank Ram Dass. It's also
    uncomfortable to sit on it.

    So I let my shoes and sneakers wear out, my
    grey Gap ribbed t-shirt looks a bit too caszz for
    the office, but it's a caszz office anyway.

    I just farted, so now my undies are... uh...
    nevermind.

    Yessiree bob, I'm gap from head to toe. Which
    is somewhat frightening, actually, isn't it?
    Although, actually, Walmart socks. From when
    I didn't want to do my laundry and the dirty
    socks were painfully stiff to put on mah feet.
    Bass shoes. Loafers. No pennies. They don't
    support my arches though. They're brown.
    Kenneth Cole belt. Peeling apart at the
    lamination between the different types of
    leather. It has a pronounced dent in it where it
    goes through the buckle. Wrangler watch with
    a new K-mart black brown band on it. Since
    the watch is mostly chrome, it seemed
    perhaps I should've gotten black instead. &
    the briefs? I don't remember where they came
    from. Guess what color they are.

    Actually now it's 3:26PM because I kept
    interrupting mahpost. And this is probably
    more information than you wanted to know.
    But cod is in the details, right?


By Nate on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 06:54 pm:

    I'M WARING BASS SHOES TOO!!!!! YOU"RE MY BASS HSOE BUDDY!!! AHAHAH!! FUCO! I HAVE DNKY SHIRT AND RALPH LAUREN KAHKIS AHAHAH!< AAH FUCKO!! AND MY SOCKS ARE ARE AHAHAHFUCKO!! I DON"T FUCKING KNOW WHAT MY SOCKS ARE!!! HAHA.


By spider on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 08:49 pm:

    i've done the j crew from head to toe except for shoes and underwear thing before. oh the shame. right now i'm wearing that apparently hot get up of black longsleeved t-shirt and light blue pants that had so many coworkers in a lather a few weeks ago. but i went out to the store in this tonight and no one looked at me. so sem's right - context, baby. or maybe oh never mind.


By spunky on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 08:54 pm:

    Nate, ARE YOU ON CRACK?


By Nate on Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 09:03 pm:

    HAHHAH!!! WHAT YOU THNK SPUNKO? YOU ON CRACOCAINE? YOU FUCKING MONKEYS? HAHAHA? OYU FUCKO?


By Spider on Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - 11:32 am:

    nate is able to turn his mania on and off at will. maybe he's possessed.


By semillama on Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - 12:12 pm:

    No, that's just talent.