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pilate will probably kill me, but all the hickeys i was ever involved with existed in places where they are easily hidden. even when changing for gym. (this, of course, is just for historical record, and in no way an indication of encouragement or advice for future endevors. thank you.) |
For godsake, don't give Junior any ideas. |
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Brendan's so damn good. He apologized for the whole hickey incident and explained his actions to me very carefully (to the point of it being nearly comical). Some parents have kids who come home drunk or drugged. There are a lot of violent kids, and kids who are having unprotected sex. So having my boy come home with a hickey is pretty minor stuff. It could definitely be worse. |
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applied science is fun! |
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People can be so close-minded. I haven't had a hickey in a long time. Kinda miss those days, well Oswald Jr. I must give you credit because at least you can say with some amount of given certainty that you have a significant other. Myself on the other hand, I could say I "MAYBE" have one, but I can never be sure. You know months ago when I posted questioning about the possiblities that lie ahead in my endovor about a long distance relationship I was optomistic. Now I question the validity of my feelings. That and I feel so lonely. I'm too much of a coward to find out if its worth it anymore, and if it isn't my cowardice doesn't permit me to end it. Days when I wish I had bigger balls. |
I used to though. When I was in high school Eric and I used to sign our names on eachother's bellies. Not that I endorse that or anything.. uherm |
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Well Oswald, we shall miss you in your times of absentness. |
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obviously. <blink innocently> |
And to address the vacuum theme: I'm sure I posted this before,but if not/or even if so,its still pretty damn funny.This is a true story. My sister-in-laws sister,came home one morning to find her husband passed out cold,[he was drunk,he worked off-shore,and thats pretty much what they do when they get back,is start HEAVY drinking],well,anyway,he was passed out,and had his male member snuggly secured into the hose of their shop vac,while it was running.No telling how long he had been there.She was really upset,and had a hell of a time waking him up. I guess because she was so upset,she made the mistake of telling her sister,[my sister-in-law],and well,lets face it,its pretty hard to keep quiet about something that stupid,and after all,this is the south,so phones started ringing all over town. My brother-in-law put a wig and a purse on the said shop-vac,and left it in their living room,the next time they left for town. Unfortunately,the marriage was unable to sustain itself,after his indiscretion.And,on a related note,the sisters didn't speak to each other for over a year. Ah,the marvels of modern technology. |
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and i hate hickeys.....on my neck anyway. i can never hide them, even with my hair. Last time i had one (on my neck) i had to go into work with foundation makeup caked onto them, it looked like i had some scary blotchy suntan because it wasn't my makeup. Goddamn foundation sucks, why would anyone.... Uhm, anyway, neck hickeys suck. i sugest you stay away from them young man. |
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that's all i'm sayin. |
so i've heard. |
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bite marks = mostly unintential = fine. hickeys = blatantly intentional = tacky. |
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Home hicky remedies. |
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If you can negotiate that, your NYC experience will rock. |
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places that scare me are 7-11s in fucked up white trash suburbiaville. that's where the dangerous people are. places where there's NOTHING goin' on and people are desperate for trouble. my impression of manhattan was that most folk were too busy to fuck with me. |
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more gays per capita than any other county in the US. best wine producing region in the US. you can dress up in pretty clothes and no one will bother you. |
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and it doesn't sound like you're a dropout. california would be more expensive than arkansas. but you tend to get paid more, too. regardless of what you do. you looking to get your GED? work hard, man. you've got a ton of untapped potential. with a GED you can get into a jr/community college. take a little bit of everything. find out what you're both good at and enjoy. from there you can go on to a four year college. |
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WHERE? Billings, Bozeman, Missoula, Helena, Great Falls, Kalispel, Polson, WHERE? |
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most of my relationships i'm pretty careful with, so my parents don't even know until four months or more after the breakup. |
Or you could NOT. It's really pricy to live there. It's pricy to drive through, let alone actually stop. But there are a lot of jobs in the wine industry which pay mega bucks, and are a lot of fun. The GED is a useful thing. It's also not going to be that hard for you, Oswald, since you're intelligent. |
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I know it involves suction applied to skin, but beyond that it is one of those mysteries of life things. Just apply your self Ozzie, and you will succeed, my man. Hell, ou got the real shitty part of your life over with already, it seems - how many can say that before they're 20? |
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Going to Vegas, walking into a casino hearing the bling bling bling bling rapid fire of 500 slot machines, cocktail waitress in regoddamndiculous yet skimpy outfits, and being served free drinks as you 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 THATS gambling. I can usually win too. |
That said, my mother won $150 on an airport machine a half-hour before our flight home last time we were there. She only played one quarter, too. |
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everything else is for suckers. |
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I'm wearing a new pair right now. Got them yesterday. They look nice but they hurt my feet. I bother saying this because it goes contrary to my nature. I am a plain-and-comfortable shoe wearer by nature, and here I am violating my own personality for the sake of fashion. I turn away from myself in disgust. What are your shoes like, Oswald? |
I would start with a dollar of nickels, and most of the time I would lose quickly but sometimes my change would last a while. at first I'd want to kill time but then I would have to hurry. so I'd think, god, please, just let me lose. lose! lose! lose! what use is an extra dollar in nickels? I'm sick and cold and tired, and what do I want with more change in my pocket to lug around all night long? but sometimes I would be glad I had won and left the casino with extra change. later, while gearing up for a 5 a.m. wait in the snow for another bus, I'd translate my winnings into vending machine espresso and nutragrain bars. |
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i realize its not more feasible for you to get to Vegas anymore than it is to get to LA. but hey... who knows. |
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Shit, we are going to be there from Sunday 8/26 and flying back on friday the 31st. Its not vacation, its MAGIC, the largest fashion/apparel/textile trade show. We scored a great booth, 2 doors down from Sergio Valente (spell?). We hope to obtain mucho orders for her spring/summer 2002 line. So its vacation in the sense that im pretty damn sure we'll have slutty hotel sex, get invited to one or two industry events with clients and maybe even do some hard drugs at said parties...those fashion industry peeps can throw down. We have two staffers coming along as well...friends of ours...who will be there alternately as well. So from 9-5 daily its convention crap, which can be boring, but the rest of the time....its lucidity guranteed. |
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we have batted the ball around with web sales. relatively speaking, business wise, not MUCH fashion is purchased over the web. Seeing as how garments vary with size, and fit, people still prefer to shop in stores. Returns, credits, shipping and whatnot are a hassle when things dont fit right. We will be making a website, and orders over the web are certainly do able as the margins are clearly better, but her energies are going to be getting into boutiques and stores like Barneys. I will be extremely happy to send everyone catalogs when they are made. Our schedule now hopefuly puts them in our hands by late July early Aug. |
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