it's true

wow, you must be a little slut. send naked pictures.

Hi Sherry from KFC!Can you suck a chicken head? I'm Wendy from,uh,Wendy's.I wear a size 3,but I don't have a tee on.But my ass is muddy,that helps it stay tight,and the brown leather I have is around my ankles,and,oooh,my wrists,too!

My name is Candy and I have big tits,I get up very early so I can fuck the crack of Dawn.

God I'm stupid,I meant of course to sign that Candy,the pots getting to me.

WEED SUIT

ya dude. i'm the ace of weed.

shut yer cockfilled mouth ay?

you need me to knock that cocoapuff off your face?

How does wearing jeans and a t-shirt make me a little slut Stan? I bet a blind man would mistake your complexion for braille.

I worked at Wendy's when I was 16 Wendy. Now I'm studying Administrative Support Services in college. My ass is not muddy, though it is raining today and I suppose if I were to slip and fall it would be.............Did you first meet your boyfriend on COPS or on top of your best friend, or working late-shift at Wendy's on New Years Eve?

J- Candy is my alter ego.

I often wear tight pants, tight shirts, mid riff tops showing off my belly ( I think my 21 in waist is one of my best attributes). It doesn't make me a slut, and I don't get mistaken for one either. I wear short shorts, etc. In fact, when it comes to skimpy clothes, I only have 2 rules. 1. I have to be able to wear a bra with it. 2. My butt doesn't fall out. I have only had 1 person make a negative comment about my clothes, and that was 9 years ago when everyone in the mid-west wore shorts that went down to their knees. Don't let people condemn you or belittle you because you wear clothes that you are comfortable in or feel good.

Thank you very much Eri, I totally agree. I am 5'7 and about 120 lbs. A lot of people like to get all mad and say mean things about skinny people like me but I have enough self esteem to go around.

i often let my cock hang out of my fly and im not a slut. I totally agree.yeah.

Rick I hope you snag it on a rusty nail

Eri, Your belly is one of my favorite parts of your body too.......

Thats what I call a nice guy. Thumbs up, Trace.

Rick I'm almost positive that noone even notices when you let the twig and berries blow in the breeze. Their hardly noticable.

you GET EM S.

alrighty Pat

S, I laugh at those who make fun of skinny people. I have to struggle to gain weight, because if I get too small I get sick a lot. I have to gain weight to be healthy. It is the exact opposite of what others go thru. I am 5'2" and weight about 105 lbs. I often get mistaken for someone 10-12 years younger than I am. I like life. Yeah, it just sucks when I get mistaken for a high school kid. I get a kick out of it. The hard part though, is that many people don't take me seriously. My Grandmother has been in the hospital for over a week. She went in for a simple surgery and then had a heart attack among other things while she was there. They moved her to a different hospital that specializes in cartiac care. The nurse in the I.C.U. looked at me and said she didn't understand why I was asking so many questions (like what right did I have) and asked how old I was. When I told her she stood there and kept saying "Oh, damn" over and over again. She thought I was 16. Just insisted I was 16 and didn't understand why my mother and I were talking about my kids. Trace, I thought you were a leg man?!?! I think you just like my waist because you can put your hands around it and your fingers touch :) Poor Rick. Don't let it bother you, after all, I am sure the women you are with will at least be nice enough to fake it :p

Can we talk somemore about outfits?

Hey, you wanna know what I'm wearing? Bausch & Lomb contacts. -2.25 each. Navy blue long cotton cardigan. Size L. Navy blue t-shirt with silver pirate ship with the words "Seek valor on the tides. Beware the eclipse." also in silver. Size M. Blue functional bra. Size 36D. Watch. One size fits most. Skinny silver ring with a row of gemstones (2) -- sapphire on left hand, garnet on right hand. Size 6. Jeans with holes ripped in right knee. Size 10 Petite. White cotton underwear. Size M. Black suede shoes with the suede stitched in diamond/harlequin formation. Size 8 1/2. (NO, my shoes do not match! Do you know how hard it is to find navy blue shoes?) There. Now y'all can go buy me some Christmas presents.

Today I have on a gray cotton v-neck tee, 4-pocket(two in front, two button in the back) size 3 light colored khakis, blue and black Nike shoes with white socks, shoes are size 8 1/2 (big feet) a white strapless bra and white cotton bikini underwear with green frogs on them

I can wear a size 3 in certain brands of pants but mostly im a 5 I used to like the Baggy look so i own some size 9 cargo pants

blue is IN spidey. today IM wearing navy blue cords w34 l36 brown socks, brand size unknown my usual black ankle boots baby blue DKNY polo-type shirt size unknown, but most likley a small no underwear no jewelry except one particular piece i think my libido is coming back

I am wearing a white tank midriff shirt with a drawstring below the bustline (so people can see that there is something in there), a lace wonder bra (yes I am insecure and need padding) in 34 B, white cotton panties (I don't have sexy underwear, I just don't own any) in a size 5 and they are still too big on me, black jazz pants in an ex-small petite (and they are still too big, I have to roll the waist several times), a small gold wedding band, three pairs of diamond earrings, a sterling silver dolphin toe ring, and no make-up. I like clothes that I can move around in. If I can't do the splits, then the pants are too confining for me. I found some great "True Navy" shoes at Ann Taylor Loft (outlet store). They had mostly larger sizes (8 & Up). Good selection, you just have to hit it off season. You can usually find a lot at a Nine West outlet too. I got some good shoes, even though the selection in my size wasn't great (I wear a size 5 1/2).

white bikini hanes white sports bra (36 b) socks (white w/ grey toes and heels, red seams) light blue fuzzy slippers (size 11) levi's 555 jeans (size twelve, extra long, dark blue boy's fit low cut) (note: they're looser now than when i first got them, a year and a half ago. they were always really tight) old navy white "rock star" long sleeve t-shirt (size xl... $3 brand new on sale!) huge e.n.u.f. red hooded sweatshirt, left cuff ripped off i've never been a tiny girl, but i've been losing fat like crazy. most of my diet since moving has consisted of toast and tea. i ate a piece of pizza yesterday and was almost sick from all the cheese.

" (I don't have sexy underwear, I just don't own any) ".... Any underwear on you is sexy

Thanks honey, flattery will get you everywhere :) I still want some sexy undies.

Trace, do you think Eri's underwear on me would be sexy? I do...

I'm sure they would Dougie

Dougie, if you think Grandma cotton briefs on you would be sexy, all the more for you. I prefer a man in boxers.

HEY HEY HEY, I have bought you silky and lacy panties before, where have they gone????? Trying not to imagine dougie in panties

You know what are cute and functional? Boy-cut briefs. VS puts out some nice ones. The waist-band sits low on your hips, but the legs are cut low, too, so they almost look like bathing-suit bottoms from the '50s. I like 'em.

Trace, you have bought me teddies, but no panties. Only wal mart specials in bulk packages. Dougie, I have a lace teddy that may work better! It is stretch lace with beading . You are welcome to try it, if I can find it. Never heard of boy cut briefs before. My hipbone sticks out from my stomach, so I usually don't get anything that is low on the hips. I dunno, I am up for a change. I am up for an entire wardrobe change.

i think boy cut briefs...she means tighty whiteys. low cuts are hot. the wife designed "loungewear" for the spring catalog and the "hipster panties" are fucking hot. the sit on the hips well...and leave a miniscule view of butt crack in the back....mad sexy.

I'd search for some pictures, but I don't want to get in trouble at work. Just search the Victoria's Secret website.

My boyfriend prefers white cottons

She's a good Southern Baptist,yet she has sex with her boyfriend,you will so burn in hell.

I would just like to feel sexy rather than frumpy again.

I am sorry S you are a fantastic person. I also am Southern Baptist.

I am sorry too S :)

I don't believe that's our Patrick.

I don't think that's our God either,I was born Southern Baptist and I still think she's an ass.

nope....spider knows whats what. longevity and familiarity has its advantages.

that wasn't me But I do love God Spider you are an ass

I love Jesus too

I was joking I do think that that is our God, our Lord and Saviour

God enters me nightly. Praise be.

My favorite song is "Lord I lift your name on high" lets all have a moment of silent prayer

That last post by J wasn't me

Patrick why are you being so strange? Are you really gay?

It was me kidding it was me

I will not deny the LOrd

Hey, that wasn't me up there, either, but I *do* love Jesus.

this is weird shit. stolen identities? i respect jesus, but i do not love him.

he loves you, pez. that's why you wake up with a sore ass every morning.

oh yes. i love my jesus asssex in a can.

Give me that ol' time Fighting Jesus, with his boxing gloves and all Give me that ol' time Fighting Jesus, he got his balls to the wall He's full of pain, full of vice, Full of lust and Full of Old Spice Won't you give my that ol' time Fighting Jesus, no other Jesus will do at all! -Ol'Time Jesus, from L'il Subgenius Singalong Propaganda tape #4

The people got mad when he asked for more bitches. So they took him back to the rectangular forest and had a party. -Jesus Was a DJ, by Shine

YEAHH!! Bring that friday, Antigone.

Of course I am...

Woah