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I saw an ad today that said that Depends was going to lower their prices. Now you can get a cheap thrill! |
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I think it's stopped, though. finally. I hope this doesn't happen again next month. What am I getting these frickin' injections for?? I mean besides the prevention of pregnancy. |
2 weeks? see a doctor. |
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by the way, after two diaper-free days I'm back in blood. wut up wit dat? (Ghetto Gee in the house) |
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airshocks if it's all jacked up, and enter lowrider contests. Oh wait, you're not talking about the Ford Uterus, are you? |
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there's a joke in there somewhere. man trades in his old probe for a new clitaurus? man trades in his jimmy for a clitaurus? maybe not. |
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you have the greatest orgasmic organ of humankind. does someone need training on what to do with it? |
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your clitoris is broken? |
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for a probe, where maybe you ment you would trade the Ford Uterus for a probe.... |
Are you thinking of a sex change?????/ |
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hey Gee, what'er them shots like? how much are they? i just discovered that i can sell off some of my eggs to fertility labs...... for THREE THOUSAND goddamn dollars. And i've just been flushing them once a month like a sucker. i'll be rich, RICH i tell you!! |
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more research, more phone calls.... Look in a phone book for fertility clinics, i guess. Here's what i do know- they put you on super-fertility drugs with needles in your butt or thigh. Then you wait a month. During this month you produce bigger, better and more plentifull eggiweggs. So you can't have sex. ($3000 to not have sex? Fair, i'd say.) Then they do a retrieval job with some sort of tiny suction thing. Then you cash your fat check, baby! some things: -you have to be 35 or under -you have to pass a psych exam (mostly just to make sure that you won't go crazy depressed or try to track down the kids that other people have with your eggs) (like i care) -i hear you get pretty bloated from the drugs -you can only donate 3 times in your life (that's almost ten thousand dollars!!!!!!!!!) also, i don't know what the going rate is for eggs in the states. These sorts of donations are run differently here in canada. We don't get paid for blood donations and etc..... |
You get paid several grand here for it too. Its not a like a sperm bank. There's a reason they pay that much money for your eggs. |
here's what I know about depo, in my two year + experience. you get four shots a year, one shot every three months. my next shot is aprox. a week from today. It's about 99.7% effective - more effective than the pill, but only because with the pill you have to remember to take it every day. with depo you only have to remember to go to the doctor's four times a year. Here I will mention that I like being able to have an excuse to see my doctor at least four times a year, so I can mention all of the petty things that aren't worth making an apointment for. many women have problems with depo. one of my good friends went on it and it didn't do good things for her, so she went off of it. the down side of the injection is that if it makes you ill, you kind of just have to ride it out until it leaves your system. I didn't have that problem, though. some do, some don't. most women will bleed a good amount for the first 3 - 6 months, and then it will turn into spotting for the next 6 months after that. once you've been on it for a year, the bleeding stops - for most women. which is why I'm all puzzled about my bleeding. It's nothing serious, just annoying. I hope it doesn't happen every month. oh, because the depo is injected into a muscle, you experience a bit of pain and heavieness. that goes away after about a day. and the shot takes effect Right Away, so you can go straight from the doctors office and into some hot sex if you want to. it costs the same as the pill, if you go by year. it sometimes seems like more, because it's like paying for three months of the pill at once, but it's all the same. also, nate knows a lot of women who "went insane" when they went on depo. I think it was nate who said that. I didn't go insane, but maybe that's because I already was. if you can put up with the first year of almost continuous spotting, then go talk to your doctor. |
i heard the extraction process is nothing compared to plain old regular cramps. And yeah, they do have to 'pick' you, the couples with the big book o donors, but the person i'm getting all this info from donated last month, and she got chosen immediatly because she's young and has brown hair and green eyes, and that's what people want right now. Guess what i have :) (which is dumb, because my kid could very well have blonde hair and blue eyes like my sister, or brown eyes and black hair like my dad. But desperate people don't think of that sort of genetics.) But my only question is, why don't people just adopt? rather than paying shitloads for a kid who's really only 1/2 theirs? breeders. weird. |
i guess i know where to shop |