my first hickey


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By semillama on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 01:29 pm:

    it's huge. just below the neckline of my shirt.


By agatha on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 02:23 pm:

    i really don't want to know that. at least it's below the neckline...


By kazoo on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 05:13 pm:

    yeah...um...I really didn't want you to know that...oh well


By Hal on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 09:06 pm:

    Your First Hickey?


By moonit on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 09:32 pm:

    Like First ever????

    I got grounded at 15 for having a hickey.


By jack on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 09:36 pm:

    i certainly hope you've collected your second by now.


By dave. on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 11:53 pm:

    ever do chin hickeys? it's real simple: you find someone moderately gullible and you tell them that they should try this cool thing. tell them that it feels really cool to grab your chin and hold it for 30 seconds, squeezing it the whole time. the only way i can describe the way your supposed to grab it is that you get the target person to make a loose fist like they're jacking off and you get them to grab their chin skin in the hole formed by their thumb and forefinger, squeezing tightly. meanwhile, you're doing the same thing, pretending you're doing it with them except you're not actually squeezing the chin -- you're just holding your jackoff fist against your chin pretending to squeeze. then you count to 30 and let go and say, "doesn't that feel weird?". try not to laugh. they'll either feel stupid like they did it wrong but they won't want to admit it so they'll say "yeah" or they'll say no, in which case you get them to do it again until they get tired of your stupid trick. remember: don't laugh at their big purple chin. and don't do it to someone who might kick your ass.

    good shit, sem. i mean it.


By BRENNAN on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 03:00 am:

    thats fuckin funny