Markus, surely, by definition, the English cannot be degenerate with regard to the Americans, but let's not bicker about triviality. I must admit, it IS funny to hear Americans talking about fannies in polite conversation, but there are other situations where I'm sure the English come out with some bizarre phrases. The prime example is saying in a chatroom, "BRB, just going for a quick fag." I've now learnt to say "smoke" instead when talking to Americans. btw, you'll also hear "cunny" used in Ireland, as well as "ganny" (derivation unknown). Also in Ireland, "Baltimore" is hilarious as it means Big Cunt in Gaelic.

Munich has a sizable expat Irish community, including a core of IRA types on the lam that I really despised. I was tending bar in an Irish pub in the Schwabing district, and tossed not a few of the wankers out on their arse, getting death threats in return. The owner, a miserable bollocks from Clare, hated Americans, so I was the only one among a staff of Germans and Irish. One night, we were all sitting around after hours throwing Guinness and Weissbier down our necks, as we were wont to do, when the topic arose of a mutual acquaintance who was an extremely unpleasant person. My boss, Sid, said, "She's Godzilla with a capital gee," and everyone wet themselves. The last word, apparently, being yet another synonym for the female naughty bits, though I wouldn't have any idea about the spelling. It's pronounced with a hard g, however, as in "good".

I'd like to start with: Crotch Waffle. Other than that, Henry Miller used the word Cunt rather profusely for anyone--regardless of gender. The word bitch-slap, however, gives me extra satisfaction

I once went with a boy for a few months who called me that there "c" word, the first time I met him.

He called you a crotch waffle? That BASTARD!