Chauvinism


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By J on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 12:34 pm:

    The word chauvinism comes to us thanks to Nicolas
    Chauvin...a French soilder who idolized Napoleon
    and eventually became the object of ridicule
    because of his blind loyalty and devotion to
    anything French.Chauvinism has come to mean blind
    or absurdly intense attachment to any case.Fuck the French!!


By Cretin on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 01:41 pm:

    the word masochism comes to us from the austrian writer leopold von sacher-masoch. his classic novel "venus in furs" (immortalized in song by the velvet underground) is the ultimate text of that most sublime art of the infliction of pain on oneself to merge the spirit and senses together into a consuming sexual totality. it also proved that leopold was a bad, bad boy and needed a good spanking.

    fuck the austrians, but pinch their nipples really hard while you do it.


By Nate on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 01:55 pm:

    The word sadism, referring to sexual perversion involving the infliction of pain, is derived from the name of Donatien-Alphonse-Francois de Sade, usually called the Marquis de Sade. He was a French author who, because of his remarkably scandalous life, spent more than 27 years in prison. Most of his works, still considered obscene and unpublishable, were written during his prison years.


By Nate on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 01:55 pm:

    oh yeah, FUCK THE FRENCH!


By Spider on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 02:04 pm:

    The word sandwich, meaning "two or more slices of bread or a split roll having some filling in between," comes to us from John Montagu, the 4th earl of Sandwich (fl. 1792), who invented said culinary creation when he wanted a meal that was light, tidy, and able to be eaten whilst playing cards. The first sandwich was comprised of a thin slice of beef between two pieces of thick bread.


By Spider on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 02:05 pm:

    It might have been thick FRENCH bread...so...yeah! What he said!


By Agatha on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 03:57 pm:

    the wheel was invented by some cavemen, so i've heard.


By J on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 04:06 pm:

    The word boycott comes from Captain Charles Boycott,an estate manager in Ireland,who was boycotted by the Irish land league.They fucked him.


By Cyst on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 05:08 pm:

    I almost got into a car wreck this morning because I was ogling a miniskirted high school chick on her way to class.


By Waffles on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 05:16 pm:

    that happens Cyst......your accident would have been justified if you could have demonstrated the complete hottiness of this girl. my wife once caused an accident becasue this guys was busy whistling and hollering....he rammed the guy in front of him.........i would have loved to been a fly on the wall when he explained that to his wife.


By Cyst on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 05:24 pm:

    I would have been mortified. because I think the driver behind me would have known.

    god.

    those girls should try to stay away from busy roads during rush hour. just as a matter of public safety. hot damn.


By Waffles on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 05:30 pm:

    was it a catholic school?


By Cyst on Friday, October 1, 1999 - 12:37 am:

    public.

    one of her classmates was checking her out too.

    in fact, I saw her because I was wondering what the hell he was looking at that was so goddamn interesting.



By oregon grape on Friday, October 1, 1999 - 02:01 am:

    ummm. . .thomas crapper. . .ummm, he, uh. . .made a toilet. . .ummm, like. . .uhhh. . .he was like the guy who made toilets. . .ummm, so. . .that was back when there weren't any. . .toilets and stuff. man, that's a funny name, y'know. . .crapper. hey crapper! where you going? heh heh.


By Gee on Friday, October 1, 1999 - 03:12 am:


By Dic on Friday, October 1, 1999 - 01:38 pm:

    from the dictionary of word origins.

    penis see pencil

    pencil [14] Etymologically, a pencil is a "little penis." It originally denoted a "paintbrush" - the current sense "writing implement filled with a graphite rod" did not emerge until the 17th century - and came via Old French pincel from Vulgar Latin *penicellum, an alteration of Latin penicillum "paintbrush." This was a diminutive form of penicilus "brush," which was in turn a diminutive of penis. Penis originally meant "tail" (whence the metaphor of the brush), and only by extinsion was it used for "male sex organ" (in which sense english adopted it as penis). The term penicillin was based on Latin penicillum, in allusion to the tuft-like shape of its spore-bearing structures.

    vagina see vanilla

    vanilla [17] A vanilla pod is etymologically a "little vagina." The word was borrowed from Spanish vainilla, a diminutive form of vaina "sheath" (the pod was so named because of its sheath-like shape). Vaina was descended from Latin vagina "sheath," which came to be jokingly applied to the " female reproductive passage" - hence the English vagina.

    a sorabjite story.

    Peter the pencil-penised pervert pathetically persued

    Velma, whose vanilla-flavored vagina made a voracious villain out of him

    "Please, oh please!" pleaded Peter. "Let me plunge my prosaic penis into your pleasing puddin' hole!"

    "Verily," said Velma, "my vast viscous vagina is a vanilla vat to be availed of by all!"

    "Please, oh please!" pleaded Peter post-coitally to his physician, "prescribe me some penicillin!"


By Nate on Friday, October 1, 1999 - 02:25 pm:

    that was neat.


By J on Friday, October 1, 1999 - 03:34 pm:

    Yea,it was and now I know where the term pencil dick comes from.


By Nate on Friday, October 1, 1999 - 03:44 pm:

    yeah, it comes from waffles.


By Droop on Friday, October 1, 1999 - 03:57 pm:

    i'm so proud that my post can entertain, enlighten, and introduce "vanilla vat" as a new english euphemism.


By Waffles on Friday, October 1, 1999 - 05:14 pm:

    eh?


By Z-factor on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 - 03:42 pm:

    Mad people, mad thoughts & mad they talk. What is so much to be written about "Fuck" and the sorts ? Why do not exchange some really valuable inside your skull ? Let every one see whether you really are human being that holds supreme position among living animals, or you are adament to stick to your body area below abdoman like other lower forms of animal living only on instinct ? Some one wants to know about CHAUVINISM, speak out if you can else shut up and listen.


By Jessica on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 - 03:44 pm:

    Z-factor is right.


By Nate on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 - 05:01 pm:

    Z-factor is a moron.


By Samantha on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 - 05:04 pm:

    nate is right.


By Jesus Christ on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 - 07:41 pm:

    Samantha is right.


By semillama on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 10:57 am:

    No two people are not on fire.


By Dianne on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 05:14 pm:

    semillama is right.


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