Been a while since we did this... "Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a Great White Shark... ...uh oh, suddenly you've gone too far!" - Professor Farnsworth, "Futurama"

"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel" Robert Frost

"Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul." -Mark Twain

Ha!

"A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy." - Benjamin Disraeli

"We are all in the gutter,but some of us are looking at the stars" Oscar Wilde

"That's the biggest bag of hair i've ever seen" -some guy at WalMart last night. i have no idea what he was talking about. They were in the cookie aisle.

This entire Strong Bad email. It's the best one yet!

(OK, maybe it doesn't beat Trogdor, but it made my eyes tear up.)

didja click on the words 'hanging out' and 'Senor Cardgage' at the end?

I got "Senor Cardgage" but not the other....off to investigate...

When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King

"That still only counts as one!" -Gimli

"If it were an innocent, passive gullibility it would be excusable; but all too clearly, alas, it is an active willingness to be deceived." - Peter Medewar

The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth. -H.L. Mencken

I saw that my witticism was unperceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind. -Flann O'Brien

With the single exception of sin, anxiety is the greatest evil that can happen to a soul. -St. Francis de Sales

i think Mom might be my favorite Futurama character (just bought volume 3!) she screams the most wonderful things at her kids. "cram a BASTARD in it, you CRAP!"

Snort!

"Truth is not an unveiling that destroys the secret, but the revelation that does it justice." --Walter Benjamin

"Am i dead? Who are you? Have I joined a cult?" "Well whores will have their trinkets" - Comedian Dylan Moran in 'Black Books"...the funniest series EVER made!!

"Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking together in the same direction".. ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"YOU LAZY CRAP FOR CRAP!!!" -Some dude at Target

"Exacardon me" -Senor Cardgage

Man has convinced himself that intellect is his most powerful weapon. What a big mistake! Intellect can only be used effectively as an expression of our humanity. -- Kensho Furuya

spider, do you have a laptop or a computer you're bringing with you on your adventure?

I wasn't planning on bringing my laptop. We have to live simply -- it's one of the four "vows" you make -- and I can't justify a laptop to myself. I waste so much time on the computer.

ok. well, i'm offering my services as supplier of music while you're away. i could fill requests or just send care packages. if you want. let me know if that sounds doable. i love that kind of stuff and it gives me something to do.

Wow, thanks, Dave. That would be awesome. I'll try to email you with my address when I get there.

To express our humanity we must go beyond our intellect which we seem to worship like a god. It is this higher wisdom, beyond reason, to which we must aspire. Kensho Furuya

Thank you for quoting my book, KODO The Way is open to all who seek it, Best wishes always, Aikido Center of Los Angeles Kensho Furuya