Dear Santa


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By semillama on Friday, December 12, 2003 - 05:33 pm:


    christmas mad libs.
    try it.
    http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html


    here's what I got:

    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good boy.

    It really wasn't my fault what happened at Elizabeth's Christmas party. It was Jake who spiked the punch with too much Harvey Wallbanger. I can't help it if I drank 14 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like sulfur.

    I thought it was funny when I put Bernie's sock on my head and danced the walk the dinosaur on the ottoman while singing `We're All Mad Here'. I didn't mean to break Elizabeth's hair dryer and don't know why Elizabeth would sue me for grand larceny.

    I don't remember calling Aaron's wife a sick ox---even though she looked like one with olive eye shadow and aquamarine lipstick!

    And when I threw up on Carole's husband's toe, it was only because I ate too much of that cheesecake.

    After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my train through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a red tortoise and have me arrested for aggravated assault!

    So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all warm and glorious. And I'm really not to blame for any of this red stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

    Sincerely and sickly yours,
    Andy (Really a nice boy!)

    P.S. It's only 31 bucks!


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