last week's delivery guy

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By crimson on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 04:45 pm:

    i'm having a lot of furniture & stuff delivered to my new place. anyway, i think the last delivery guy just left. i'm not expecting any new stuff today. today's delivery man looked dumb as hell & had jailhouse tattoos & he was too weak to carry the shit by himself & had to get my assistance. but LAST week's delivery guy...oh, m'gawd. he was wickedly fuckable. i don't usually go for muscle-boys, but he was muscular & had gorgeous blue eyes and deep, vivid reddish-brown hair. damn. & he carried everything by himself, including an entire freakin' bed. oswald was here & i thought the poor kiddie was gonna have a stroke (he thinks the delivery man would've made a nice 3-way w/ his boyfriend). anyway, out of all the delivery men, that little number from last week would've made my day.

    moving is boring stuff. you've gotta keep your mind occupied somehow. i do it w/ pointless sexual fantasy. & it IS pointless, since mr. delivery dude didn't even have the courtesy to give me his home phone number. damnit.

By Oswald Jr. on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 05:50 pm:

    He was real hot. He got huge arms the kind that could hug a skinny boy like me real tight. I would let him you know. But I would bring him to my boy friend so he dont get jealis. I am at Crimsons again I mite stay here all nite cause we are geting up in the morning to go to Oklahoma if I am allready here it will make things easyer and also my folks can have some free time I was VERY afraid the first time Pilate leave me here alone but now I can deal with it I got afraid to see him drive away without me it make me feel like I was gonna throw up. But Crimsons place is supercool and if I am going to get leaved behind any where this is it.

By Pug on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 07:27 pm:

    Kid, you're starting to sound as bad as Crimson's dog.

By Pug on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 07:28 pm:

    I'M starting to feel like Crimson's dog.

By crimson on Friday, June 1, 2001 - 10:25 pm:

    you'll never be as bad off as poor horatio. the dog's afraid of everything. he's the most neurotic dog on earth. but i love the hell out of him.

By Oswald Jr. on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 11:37 am:

    Geting ready to go to Oklahoma its a nice day with sun shine and every thing. I was thinken about the deliver guy and how strong he is. Like he could watch over me and Dorian and make sure we behave and if we dont he is big enuf to do some thing about it I bet. But in a fun way. You know what I mean folks. Now its time for your Archbishop to get dressed and go see my adoaring public! I will catch you all later.

By semillama on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 12:15 pm:

    Have fun there, Archbishop.

    (Ever see that Monty Python sketch, "The Bishop"?)

By Pug on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 01:59 pm:

    Vicar! Don't Christen that Baby!

    (BOOM!!!!!!)

    We wuz too late.

By Pug on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 02:00 pm:

    Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent.
    (Same episode, I think)

By Paul on Saturday, June 2, 2001 - 08:33 pm:

    I want freddy i hear hes good,according to steven anyway.I'm a young white guy, just what he likes.Is this the right number 718 364-9223?. Maybe i'll call him tonight.

By semillama on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 05:42 pm:

    Ever get the feeling that some people just don't see the same reality as other people?

By Absolutely positive on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 11:01 pm:

    if there's a reality, there's got to be only one

By Nate on Sunday, June 3, 2001 - 11:17 pm:

    we only
    know this because we vibrate with the same frequency.

    this, in italics.

By J on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 10:24 am:

    Ommmmmmmm

By patrick on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 12:37 pm:

    Ohmmmmmmmm

By Oswald Jr. on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 02:21 pm:

    I am back at Crimsons. I got a ride out here. I'll be around for a while I am watchen some movie on T.V. and they just stab a guy in the chest blood every where. I think I mite try to write a real story not just a essay but a real story with fiction and my folks said it was o.k. even if I write some thing with sex in it so now I will make up a story about the delivery man. And Dorian will be in it. It will be filthy I know it in my heart.

By Oswald Jr. on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 06:03 pm:

    It is real hard to make up storys. Pilate says if I can write one then I will not have to do a report this week and thats great cause I am sick of reports allready. But man this is hard and its' hard to know where to start or what to say in a story and how to make people talk. Like I can make up a story with words to tell it to some body but, to write it on paper is frying my brain. It seem like porn would be easy to write but it is not cause NOTHING is easy to write. I want a summer break like other kids.

By heather on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 06:08 pm:

    can you record something? a tape or something?

    then copy what you said and work on it. it might be easier to keep it together if you recite it and then take your time writing or typing it out.

By patrick on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 06:13 pm:

    yeah somebody get this kid a reel to reel. start splicing boy.

By Oswald Jr. on Monday, June 4, 2001 - 08:05 pm:

    I am good at making stuff up I have a real good imaganation some people say its almost too good. I can tell storys like crazy but it is hard to get it in writing so maybe I will talk to a tape recoarder Crimsons got one round here I think I will ask for it.

By J on Tuesday, June 5, 2001 - 01:25 am:

    I've been wanting one too,I have stories too,I learned to read,but I can't spell worth a shit,it's all good Captain,I do well on I.Q. tests,I bet you do too.

By Gym on Tuesday, June 5, 2001 - 03:06 pm:

    Everyone sees a different reality.

By Oswald Jr. on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 10:57 am:

    I am stuck on this story it is very very hard to write it is much easyer to write a report. I said I would try to write a story tho and I am still trying youd think it would be simpel but, it is not. Dorian is going to write a story to but his will be good. he is real good with words I am good with words but not on paper I kinda suck on paper. But I want to write so I will stick with it and not give up yet.

By J on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 11:20 am:

    I think they have programs for computers that you can just talk into and it writes what you say down,at least that's what I heard,it might not be true,but wouldn't it be right on if it's true?

By Trace on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 12:20 pm:

    they have software that will do that, you can find it here

By Dougie on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 12:27 pm:

    Microsoft Office XP has voice recognition too. Haven't talked to anybody who's tried it yet though.

By Oswald Jr. on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 02:40 pm:

    I talked to Pilate and he say that I should do it the old fashion way cause its about me learning how to write. I will make the story very short so i can deal with it but it mite be a sexy kind of story so I need to get Dorian over here for some research and stuff.

By Dougie on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 02:44 pm:

    Oswald, do you write at the computer? The reason I ask is, I can't write squat at the computer. I need good old fashioned pencil and paper. Or maybe you are using pencil and paper and should try writing at the computer or at a typewriter. Just a thought...

By Oswald Jr. on Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - 03:05 pm:

    I write on paper I type some times but I do my draftes on paper. When it is the way I want then I can type if I want. My typing is geting way faster I have a hard time writing at the comp and its real hard for me to do stuff on line like chat cause I can not think or type fast, people lose there paitence with me. I am a pen and note book kind of guy. I need to sit where it is quiet and then I write on paper.

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