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At this very moment I'm craving one. And the only place in D.C. I know that carries them is 4 subway stops away. It's raining. I'm broke. This could cause a problem. |
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did someone say chocolate? i want one. i went down to the kitchen lounge here and i heard one woman offer another woman some toast. "no thanks... no carbs." she was about 40 years old and maybe 10-15 lbs overweight (whatever that means). there was another, older woman in the lounge, a skinny little thing, with a bag of cheetos and a reeces candy bar in front of her, while she read the paper. i hate people like that. hate them. i have so much to do. packing, moving sale, boxes, shipping, insurance, health records, bank accounts. and all i want to do when i get home at the end of the day is eat chocolate and drink a bottle of wine and pass out. instead, i go to the gym and then deal with life until i pass out. ack. oh, and i'm going to be in the bay area the night of july 4th, i get in around 9 p.m. the next morning i'm driving up to the high sierras with some friends for my yearly hiking and camping expedition. hope to see sheila again, and anyone else in the area with time and bottle of vodka. |
if you haven't tried one and you can't get them and you want to try I'm a sucker for a candy swap |
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Ever since Mavis and I did a junk food swap I've been obsessed by American candy. If I ever get to your side the first thing I'm gonna do after getting off the plane is find the nearest supermarket and drool. |
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i want brit candy. send me candy!!! i will send the best of the bes in american fare. |
I'm quite talented you know. |
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The boy says that they do too, except a u-no is more nutty flavoured. |
people, if you ever have a choice between life or mint Aero bars, take the chocolate. *wisper's useless story of the day!* when i was 14 or 15 my aunt drove a friend and i across the border to Buffalo for shopping. Which i never understand, the dollar always being low low low here, but shoes in the states are cheaper. Sickeningly cheaper. Anyhooo, we stopped at a strip mall and found a big sale going on to get rid of Halloween candy (it was Nov.) so my friend and i bought about 10 or 15 mini-Kit Kat bars for very little cash. Kit Kat is our favorite. We sit on the curb and open one each and pull off the first line and ....something is very wrong. We agree. We take another bite, it's worse. We take a third, and at the same time let the offending candy fall out of our mouths and onto the ground. We opened and bit out of all the remaining chocolate bars for the same effect. I think we even went to a grocery store to buy a normal Kit Kat to see if it tased the same. They just tasted...wrong. Sick. Few years later. I'm in Paris. There is a cool Kit Kat vending machine in a subway station, and i buy one. I could barely contain myself. I made everyone in my little group try it, and watched their eyes light up. It tasted rich. Better than sex. It was darker coloured too. I bought one in the london airport to confirm my theory, which it did. Simply, for some reason: US grade chocolate is shit, canadian is mid-range, and uk chocolate will blow your damn mind. See what happens when you split from the monarchy, suckers? no Kinder Eggs! I've tested this. I gave our Kit Kat to some american guy and he didn't know what hit him. A friend asked what i wanted when she went to Europe and i said Kit Kat, just Kit Kat. She brought me a 20 pack which i have to hide in my sock drawer from the people i know. One of them ate the first bit and exclaimed: "what the FUCK is THIS?? This isn't like eating chocolate, it's like i'm getting head!" I save them for times when i'm not getting nookie. |
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CADBURYS is the BEST! What the hell is up with those Hershy bars, they are soft and bendy, and chewy, chocolate should be hard, melty and yummy. Instead they taste like shit! |
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I bought a Yorkie bar (haven't tried it yet), that square thing (whose name I forget, but dag, it was good), and a Cadbury's fruit-and-nut bar. Those things are meals unto themselves, man. Yes, I'd say a Cadbury's fruit-and-nut bar is my favorite vehicle of chocolate. |
(c&p) Nestle wanted to make a masculine chocolate bar! Bizarre! |
"This is a big step for Yorkie as the trucker [the old Yorkie mascot] has been an institution, but we felt that we needed to take a stand for the British bloke and reclaim some things in his life, starting with his chocolate," said Andrew Harrison, the marketign (sic) director at Nestle. ****** You can't make this stuff up, folks. |
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I will never go back to Hershey's chocolate again. |
you don't have fruit-and-nut bars everywhere there? you poor bastards. |