Making a mind fuck joke


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By Antigone on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 01:35 am:

    I'm trying to make a recursive, self referential, mind fucking joke.

    It'll take at least three people to tell it, and go something like this:

    ******************

    Jokester 1: A man walks into a bar. "I wanna tell a joke," he says...

    Jokester 2: A man walks into a bar. "I wanna tell a joke," he says...

    Jokester 3: A man walks into a bar. "I wanna tell a joke," he says...

    Jokester 3: <Joke question 3>

    Jokester 2: <Joke question 2>

    Jokester 1: <Joke question 1>

    All three Jokesters: <Punch line, same for all three jokes>

    ******************

    It'd be nice if the punchline was "pigeon fucking," or something funny sounding and absurd like that. It'd be great if it was a phrase that could mean three completely different things, mattering which joke it's for.

    Help me out here, people...


By droopyyy on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 02:02 am:

    i can't help you. i am not a funny person. occasionally i'm laughable, but not funny. right now, i am a drunk person, so i am posting this.

    pigeon fucking.


By moonit on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 02:02 am:

    what?

    what?

    I think I am going insane


By Antigone on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 02:08 am:

    That'd odd, droop. I'm sweating caffeine. We must be idemtical twins.

    Insane is perfect, moonit. It'll help.


By J on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 02:42 am:

    Actually Droopy,you crack me up.


By patrick on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 11:37 am:

    im laughing on the inside. i swear.


By The Watcher on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 04:03 pm:

    Now I know where Jay Leno gets his material.

    Shame on you Mr. Leno.

    Isn't that right Mr. Letterman;)


By Dougie on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 06:19 pm:

    How's this for starters, Antigone:

    An American named Nate was walking through London one day taking pictures of the scenery, when he walks through a square where every square inch is occupied by pigeons. "Fucking pigeons!" he screams at the top of his lungs, scattering the filthy birds in every direction. "No!" yells a Chinese man, with a pigeon impaled on his dick. "Pidgin fucking!"


By wisper on Monday, November 19, 2001 - 06:17 pm:

    that's a great idea Antigone, i wish i could help
    you


By semillama on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 06:11 pm:

    so, this baby seal walks into a club...


By patrick on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 07:11 pm:

    a blonde walks into a bar....










    ...and bangs her head.


By Crockoshit on Friday, November 23, 2001 - 12:17 pm:

    She says to the bartender.

    Get me an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy!