| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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You don't want to depend on anyone, yet you want a man to pull out your chair and carry stuff thats too heavy for you? |
My husband sent me the sweetest email - he said the one word that would describe how he feels about me would be 'uxorious' .... I had to look it up! How could I want for anything more? |
Whats your email addy? I lost it! (It's me, Mel)! Aren't you pregnant? Come on, you can't just jump in every six months or so, tempt us all and bugger off again!! |
How come you got left out of the perfect world syndrome? {Oh,except we all live in Utopia,too.} |
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I am almost perfect by the above definition. Sorry, I should remember those little surprize gifts more often. To bad I'm already taken. Of course the fact that most girls totally ignored me when I was younger and single means absolutly nothing. |
somebody I slept with the night before. That's all. It's the little things that matter. |
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i personally would add intelligence and wisdom to the list, along with a thousand other things. |
spit up water again? That's all I REALLY want. |
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a monkey. what monkey? |
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Jesus Christ, my cat needs a fucking bath. |
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monkeys were GIVEN prehensile tails when they were CREATED. get with the program. give up that outdated religion. |
All things were created equal? Therefore, all penes were created equal? Hmmmm...........my personal research doesn't back this fact up. I'll have to do more research, to clarify this. It just never stops. |
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Unless one were to get the "short end of the stick", so to speak. |
LS |
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