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By spunky on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 05:52 pm:


By drpy on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 06:16 pm:

    sorry, dude. i already bought you the yard tank.


By Dougie on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 06:34 pm:

    I'd be scared shitless to drive one of those things around here with all the trawlers and oil tankers and yahoos and whatnot. But it would be cool.


By heather on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 07:59 pm:

    yeh. you could deploy it from your megayacht.

    what fun.


By spunky on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 08:06 pm:


By eri on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 08:13 pm:

    You're dreaming mister!


By spunky on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 08:17 pm:

    But Honey,
    Subsequently we would sign a manufacturing contract that would require a 10% initial payment followed by four 20% payments made at easily verifiable milestones in the construction process with the final 10% on delivery. The price of the Seattle 1000 is $19.7 million. Construction time would be 24 months.

    How reasonable can you get?


By eri on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 09:05 pm:

    I'll show you reasonable.


By eri on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 09:05 pm:

    or would it just be reason.


By moonit on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 04:51 am:

    Did i mention I'm going on a cruise?


By eri on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 08:20 am:

    A cruise, how fun. One of these years, Spunky and I will go on one, but that will probably wait until the kids are gone.

    Where are you going? How long?

    Oh, and HAVE FUN!!!


By sarah on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 10:14 am:


    two questions:

    a) why did they put up a sketch rendering of that personal superyacht submarine thingie instead of an actual photograph?


    b) why are the insides of private yachts always decorated so hideously?





By patrick on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 01:21 pm:

    moreover, why isn't trace working like he's supposed to?


    technically he's our bitch, working on the peoples dime.


By eri on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 01:57 pm:

    He was working on your dime from 7 am to 8 pm yesterday and has been there since 6 am today. I don't think you need to worry about whether or not your 8 hours has been done.


By spunky on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 02:38 pm:

    Thank you baby


By semillama on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 03:15 pm:

    I'm working on your dime too.

    three hours sunday, 11.5 hours monday, 13
    hours tuesday, 11 hours yesterday.


By patrick on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 03:22 pm:

    wow eri, spunk, you guys should high-five that, you sure told me.



By eri on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 03:44 pm:

    I wasn't trying to "tell you" Patrick. I was simply pointing out that you are getting your moneys worth. He is there for 13 hours and you pay for 8 hours out of your tax dollars. The amount of time he spends posting on here from work (while he is waiting for things from other offices nationwide) doesn't add up to the 5 hours difference and you still get more than your moneys worth.


By patrick on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 03:50 pm:

    you've ruined my post forever.


By eri on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 04:48 pm:

    At least I didn't make any tampon jokes.


By semillama on Friday, April 26, 2002 - 10:00 am:

    "Oh, what's this? You bwought me a pwesent!
    It looks like a little telescope! and thewe's a
    mouse inside! Look, the mouse is taking
    dwink! Oh, now it's getting bigger..."
    -Rik, "The Young Ones"


By Gee on Friday, April 26, 2002 - 06:51 pm:

    what is the Young Ones?


By patrick on Friday, April 26, 2002 - 07:17 pm:

    *gasp*


    one of the greatest british comedies in the last 30 years. its up there with Monty Python, AbFab, and Black Adder.

    it depicts the trials of four roomates. Mike the Pimp, Neil the Hippy, Rick the nihilist and Vivian the anarchist.

    most video stores have episodes on tape. go rent some.


By Gee on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 03:29 pm:

    I don't have a VCR.

    do you feel sorry for me? Good. I relish the pity.






    I'm so happy. :)


By wisper on Saturday, May 4, 2002 - 09:34 pm:

    Gee, if you ever feel like seeing me again (we
    can go on the big big escalator again!!! woo
    hoo!!!) i will show you some Young Ones
    episodes. They used to show it for years at
    1am on YTV, for some strange reason.

    maybe you'll like it. i don't know. FUNNY.


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