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By Spider on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 02:38 pm:

    Have you ever heard of the game based on Eddie Izzard's (British comedian) set involving the phrase, "I take my women..."?

    Izzard would say things like, "I take my women like I take my coffee....in a paper cup."

    Get how the second part of the phrase is non-sexual and bizarre? That's the fun part. The game is based on that.

    So you don't say, "I take my women like I take my orange juice...freshly squeezed." Har har. No. You say, "I take my women like I take my orange juice...full of pulp."

    The game is this: each person finishes one phrase and starts another.

    Example --

    ________________________________________________
    PERSON 1:
    ....full of pulp.

    I take my women like I take my sweaters...
    ________________________________________________

    PERSON 2:
    ....itchy and fraying at the cuffs.

    I take my women like I take my lawnmowers....
    ________________________________________________



    Get it? Does this sound like something y'all are up to?

    I'll start:

    I take my women like I take my roast chicken...



By patrick on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 02:56 pm:

    with a side of fried okra.

By Spider on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:02 pm:

    Great! Now you have to start the next phrase.

By patrick on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:06 pm:

    oh oh oh okay



    uhhh


    hrmmm










    I take my coffee like I take my anal sex...

By Dougie on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:07 pm:

    brown, no sugar.

By Dougie on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:08 pm:

    You like Eddie Izzard too, Spider? COOL. He is awesome. I think I mentioned him here one time and nobody responded, so I thought he was the only one. I've got his new one on order at amazon, it's due out in December. Dress to Kill. Can't wait.

By Spider on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:10 pm:

    Wha-?

    No, it's "I take my women like I take my anal sex..."

    and Dougie, you have to post your next phrase.

    Pay attention!

By Spider on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:11 pm:

    Yes, I am indeed fond of the man, though I must say his mannerisms can be kind of irritating. He should write a book -- then I'd love him.

By patrick on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:15 pm:

    why does it have to be limited to "women"?

    otherwise it gets old real fast.

By Dougie on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:19 pm:

    "so I thought he was the only one"

    Woops, meant to say, "so I thought I was the only one (who liked him)".

    Sorry, Spider:

    I take my women like I take a dump...

By J on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:29 pm:

    big and smelly

By J on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:31 pm:

    I take my men like I do my trash...

By Spider on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:33 pm:

    ...one piece at a time.

    I take my women like I take my easy chairs...

By Spider on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 03:34 pm:

    (PS. This was lots of fun when I did it via email with two friends....let me see if I can dig up some examples...)

By Dougie on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 05:57 pm:

    I like my women like I like my lobster...

By kazoo on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 06:02 pm:

    dunked in butter

    I like women like I like my flannel bathrobe

By Dougie on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 06:11 pm:

    With a blackwatch plaid and fuzzy and dunked in butter

    I take my women like I do my cod liver oil...

By semillama on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 06:43 pm:

    ...resisting the person trying to give it to me.


    I take my women like I take my jazz...

By Nigel Mason on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 06:48 pm:

    wait a minute!

    you take your women "resisting the person trying to give it to" you?

    what does THAT mean?

    sorry...didin't mean to interrupt...

    I take my women like I take my jazz...

By Dougie on Tuesday, October 22, 2002 - 07:02 pm:

    bearded, like Ken Burns.

By moonit on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 03:20 am:

    Dougie... how am I supposed to play if you don't give the line???

By Spider on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 08:28 am:

    *SIGH*

    Moonit: I take my women like I take my medicine....



    (No luck in finding my past games...I must have played them when I had another email account. I'll keep looking, though; they were good.)

By JusMiceElf on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 09:13 am:

    by prescrition only.

    I take my women like I take my newspaper...

By dave. on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 09:18 am:

    damp and scaly.

    i take my women like i take my dandruff. . .

By Spider on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 09:20 am:

    ...a day old and covered in coffee stains.

    *ahem* I take my women like I take my easy chairs...

By Spider on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 09:31 am:

    Aw, man, I didn't see dave's response.

    I take my women like I take my dandruff...unseen to the naked eye.

    I take my women like I take my easy chairs...

By JusMiceElf on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 11:24 am:

    covered in chintz with slipcovers on the arms.

    I take my women like I take my pizza...

By patrick on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 11:37 am:

    Sicilian and spicy.

    I take my women like I take my Euro trash discotek music...





    (spider, i still don't understand why we can't mix it up...why does it have to be "women" all the time?)

By Spider on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 11:50 am:

    (That's just how it goes....it started from the cliche "I take my women like I take my coffee" and turned it on its head -- you're expecting an innuendo but you get a paper cup instead. The joke isn't in the "women" part but in the comparisons, anyway. Damn, I wish I had our fine examples...)

By semillama on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:29 pm:

    ...monotonous and worshipped by a roomful
    of annoying shitheads on X.

    I take my women like I take the Pledge of
    Allegiance...

    (This is fun, Spider!)

By patrick on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:33 pm:

    (right spider, its in the comparison, so being limtied to women is irrelavent. Regardless, I don't find its as funny as you do though)

By patrick on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:35 pm:

    ...on the crapper with the Wall Street Journal




    I take my women like I take my veal...

By Spider on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:41 pm:

    (It's not ha-ha funny, it's ohhhh funny. Like a smarter version of word-association threads.)


    ...lightly breaded with lots of oregano.

    I take my women like I take my lawn furniture...

By Dougie on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:41 pm:

    chained for their entire lives in a 4' x 4' box wallowing in their own excrement.

    I take my women like I take my cough syrup

By patrick on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:44 pm:

    (i get it spider, really i do. i just think nerd humor is over rated)

By Dougie on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:44 pm:

    Dammit Spider...

    I take my women like I take sorabjites who beat me to posting...

By Dougie on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:46 pm:

    Double dammit Patrick, nerd humor is fun

By Dougie on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:53 pm:

    Woops, sorry Spider,
    "I take my women like I take my lawn furniture..."

    from the floor samples at Ikea.

    I take my women like I take my cough syrup...

    (carry on)

By Spider on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:55 pm:

    Patrick, don't play if you don't want to.

    Dougie, would that be ...spanked until rosy?

    I take my women like I take my cough syrup...quickly and with a plugged nose.

    I take my women like I take my lawn furniture...

By Spider on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 12:57 pm:

    GODDAMMIT! (hee!)

    OK, the next person should answer:

    I take my women like I take my office supplies...

By kazoo on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 01:00 pm:

    by mail order

    I take my women like I take my monitor

By J on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 01:04 pm:

    From work when nobody is looking. I take my women like I do my hair....

By J on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 01:05 pm:

    oops

By Spider on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 02:51 pm:

    I take my women like I take my hair...in need of a cut.

    I take my women like I take my vegetables...

By J on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 02:52 pm:

    long and greasy(for the hair)For the monitor,fingerprints and always on.

By J on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 02:54 pm:

    I take my women like I take my vegetables,hot and steaming.

By J on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 02:55 pm:

    I take my women like I take my books...

By spunky on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 03:06 pm:

    short and sweet

    i take my women like I take my car

By Antigone on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 04:30 pm:

    ...as efficient as possible.

    I take my women like I take my religion...

By patrick on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 04:33 pm:

    ...strict and preachy!

    I takes ma women like i takes ma fondu...

By Spider on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 04:36 pm:

    ...full of beer.

    I take my women like I take my steak...

By spunky on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 04:36 pm:

    warm and drippin in chocolate!

    i take my woman like i take my toilets

By spunky on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 04:37 pm:

    ooops...

    chocolate on steak, hmmmm

    ewwww

By semillama on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 06:17 pm:

    ...covered with a light coating of pubic hair,
    pee and stained blue.

    I take my women like I take my vacations,...

By Dougie on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 06:54 pm:

    sweaty, fishy, and no bathing for a week.

    I take my women like I take my trash out... (tonight's trash night)

By J on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 07:00 pm:

    quickly and holding my nose. I take my woman like I take my dinner...

By Dougie on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 07:15 pm:

    over the sink and washed down with slurps from the faucet.

    I take my women like I take my tylenol extra strength...

By Dougie on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 07:41 pm:

    in threes and chased with scotch.

    I take my women like take my temperature...

By semillama on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 08:15 pm:

    pressed against my forehead and staring in
    the mirror.

    I take my women like I take my BBQ...

By JusMiceElf on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 08:51 pm:

    with shitty white bread and plenty of sides.

    I take my women like I take my photograpy...

By J on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 01:48 am:

    Glossy and stark

By J on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 11:23 am:

    I like my women like I like my drinks...

By Spider on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 11:28 am:

    ...icy and slightly bitter.

    I take my women like I take my afternoon naps....

By J on Thursday, October 24, 2002 - 02:10 pm:

    long and often. I like my women like I like my t.v.....

By moonit on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 07:35 pm:

    With rabbit ears.

    (Thats kiwi for an arial - you guys know that aye?)


    I take my women like I take my brownies...

By Nate on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 08:20 pm:

    it's californian for arial, too.

By Nate on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 08:23 pm:

    oops..


    soft, with nuts.

By Nate on Friday, October 25, 2002 - 08:24 pm:

    i take my women like i take my socks off

By heather on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 05:28 pm:

    ...when they're ready to be fumigated


    i take my women like i take las vegas...

By moonit on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 05:37 pm:

    with a million lights and gambling issues.

    I take my women like i take my mail...

By heather on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 11:09 pm:

    ...a week late with traces of suspicious substances

    i take my women like i take my monday night football...

By Nate on Sunday, October 27, 2002 - 12:26 am:

    ...once a week, with a twelver.

    i take my women like i take home the bacon...

By J on Sunday, October 27, 2002 - 01:18 am:

    hot and greasy...I take my women like I take my beer

By semillama on Sunday, October 27, 2002 - 09:50 pm:

    cool with a nice head.

    I take my women like I take the Anna Nicole
    Show...

By Lapis on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 02:38 am:

    ...refusing to watch but reading the papers.

    I take my women like I take directions...

By Spider on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 08:17 am:

    ...grudgingly.

    I take my women like I take my omelets...

By sarah on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 12:09 pm:


    at 3 a.m. at Denny's.


    I take my men like I take my hula hoops...


By patrick on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 12:15 pm:

    4 feet in diameter.

    I take my men like i take my breakfast...



    (sorry spider, im not the only one who wants to mix it up)

By Nate on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 02:57 pm:

    ...greasy and in my mouth

    i take my men like i take time off...

By sarah on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 03:09 pm:

    sitting around the house in my underwear all day long.


    i take my women like i take my baths...



By Antigone on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 03:48 pm:

    ...fully clothed.

    I take my women like I take Al Qaeda...

By Weneversleep on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 05:05 pm:

    beaten but still dangerous.

    I take my women like I take B Horror films...

By semillama on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 05:36 pm:

    ...with great enjoyment and delight at every
    quirk.

    I take my women like I take a beating...

By Lapis on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 06:12 pm:

    ...fifty lashes then down the stairs.

    I take my men like I take out my trash...

By kazoo on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 06:15 pm:

    ...if no one else does, on thursday.

    I take my men like I take a Sunday drive...

By J on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 06:15 pm:

    Swiftly and to the curb. I take my men like I take my butter...

By kazoo on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 06:18 pm:

    (wow! J and I had a brain merge...rock on!)

    ...whipped, with a little salt

    I take my men like I take my armadillos...

By Pez on Monday, October 28, 2002 - 08:02 pm:

    (Is it wrong to enjoy these?)

    ...stinky and flat.

    I take my men like I take overdue books...

By sarah on Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 09:19 am:


    ... piled up and forgotten in the trunk.

    I take my women like I take my computers...




By trace on Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 10:06 am:

    fast and smart
    I take my women like a take my coffee

By J on Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 11:01 am:

    hot and creamy. I take my women like I take my beer..

By trace on Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 11:20 am:

    light with good head

    i take my women like i take my paper

By Spider on Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 11:26 am:

    ....opaque and of heavy stock

    I take my women like I take my lighter fluid...

By semillama on Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 07:48 pm:

    clean burning.

    I take my women like I take a trip to the zoo...

By Antigone on Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 08:02 pm:

    ...hangin' out for hours in the snake section.

    I take my woman like a take a drug...

By heather on Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 11:26 pm:

    ...down the throat or up my nose

    i take my women like i take my 'battlefield 1942'...

By Lapis on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 12:29 am:

    ..."okay, okay, I'm red, you're green, but don't call me Pinko this time!!!!"

    I take my women like I take a bass clarinet...

By Spider on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 08:29 am:

    ...sonorous and mellow.

    I take my women like I take my headaches...

By heather on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 10:00 am:

    ...as a result of too much drinkin'

    i take my women like i take my sandwiches...

By spunky on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 10:11 am:

    double deckers.
    I take my women like I take my swimming

By Weneversleep on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 12:48 pm:

    ...wet and helpless

    I take my women like I take my shoes...

By Lapis on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 02:47 pm:

    ...two left feet.

    I take my women like I take my bonfires...

By Spider on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 02:58 pm:

    ...fragrant and potentially deadly.

    I take my women like I take my etymology...

By Nate on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 03:02 pm:

    ...finding a root within them.

    i take me women like i take it easy

By Nate on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 03:03 pm:

    (by)

By semillama on Thursday, October 31, 2002 - 12:12 pm:

    That was fantastic nate.

    ...lying on the couch with a beer at hand.

    I take my women like i take my CHICKEN POT
    PIE...

By heather on Thursday, October 31, 2002 - 12:23 pm:

    ...NO KITTY THAT'S MY POT PIE!!!

    i take my women like i take my obscure quotations...

By Spider on Thursday, October 31, 2002 - 01:02 pm:

    ...smugly.

    I take my women like I take my bedroom slippers...

By agatha on Thursday, October 31, 2002 - 07:26 pm:

    fuzzy, with dirty bottoms.

    I take my women like I take my plastic wrap...

By Nate on Thursday, October 31, 2002 - 07:51 pm:

    ...transparent, with dangerous boxes.

    i take my women like i take my bourbon

By heather on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 02:20 pm:

    ..in the evening, neat.

    i take my women like i take my men...

By David Bowie on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 02:26 pm:

    ...well hung and with a snow-white tan

    I take my men like i take my women...

By Spider on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:01 pm:

    ...very carefully.

    I take my women like I take my life insurance...

By trace on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:11 pm:

    double up
    it take my women like I take used cars

By sarah on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:23 pm:

    ... a little dinged up but otherwise in good running condition.

    i take my women like i take my telemarketers...



By patrick on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:27 pm:

    cold and to the point

    i take my women like i take my breakfast...

By Nate on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:34 pm:

    ...with good toast and lots of pork

    i take my women like i take my cat to the vet...

By patrick on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:36 pm:

    declawed and in a cage.


    i take my women like i take my lobster...

By trace on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:37 pm:

    boiled alive and smothered in butter

    i take my women like i take my prime rib

By Nate on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:45 pm:

    ...two at a time and bloody

    i take my women like i take my chuck roast...

By heather on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:51 pm:

    ...burned to a crisp and smothered in mayonnaise

    i take my women like i take my job...

By trace on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 03:54 pm:

    slow to come and quick to go
    (or is that money?)

    i take my women like i take my money....

By Lapis on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 04:50 pm:

    ...there's never enough for the important things.

    I take my women like I take a walk...

By Nate on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 05:26 pm:

    ...'bout thirty minutes, just around the bend.

    I take my women like i take my time...

By trace on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 10:50 pm:

    slow and easy

    I take my women like I take my pants

By dave. on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 10:54 pm:

    tighter as i get bigger.

    i take my women like i take my advice. . .

By Lapis on Saturday, November 2, 2002 - 02:31 am:

    ...not anyone else's.

    I take my women like I take an oil tanker...

By trace on Saturday, November 2, 2002 - 10:16 am:

    drunk behind the wheel.
    I take my women like i take my gum....

By J on Sunday, November 3, 2002 - 01:13 am:

    moist and chewy. I take my women like I do my comodes...

By semillama on Sunday, November 3, 2002 - 08:03 pm:

    ...brimming with crap.

    I take my women like I take household pests...

By Optional on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 01:15 pm:

    I ask my husband to kill them.

    I take my men like a take a smoking break...

By Lapis on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 02:53 pm:

    ...light up fast and hold the smoke in.

By Lapis on Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 02:53 pm:

    Whoops!

    I take my men like I go for a ride...

By JusMiceElf on Sunday, November 18, 2012 - 09:43 pm:

    on the bike path.

    I take my women like I take my religion...

By Spider on Monday, November 19, 2012 - 09:08 am:

    condemnatory and smelling of incense.

    I take my women like I take my eggs...

By heather on Monday, November 19, 2012 - 04:30 pm:

    boxed and refrigerated?

    after a walk to the hen house on a cold fall morning, fresh and
    warm and under a chicken?

    scrambled with a lot of butter and weird vegetables?

    I like my men like I like my fortune cookies...

By JusMiceElf on Monday, November 19, 2012 - 07:19 pm:

    sealed in cellophane?

    I like my women like I like my boots...

By Spider on Tuesday, November 20, 2012 - 12:57 pm:

    trimmed with fur


    I like my women like I like my ice cream...

By Danielssss on Tuesday, November 20, 2012 - 02:23 pm:

    dripping and cold and needing quick licks else the cone gets soggy....

    I like my woman like I like my Subaru outback wagon...

By heather on Tuesday, November 20, 2012 - 04:40 pm:

    dependable and kinda ugly.

    I like my men like I like whisky...

By sarah on Tuesday, November 20, 2012 - 07:51 pm:


    aged.


    I like my men like I like my soap...


By Antigone on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 - 01:27 am:

    ...on a rope.

    I like my albatross like I like my wolf nipple chips...

By JusMiceElf on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 - 03:51 am:

    Vacuum sealed.

    I like my women like I like my RV...

By heather on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 - 05:01 am:

    Leaky, rusty and full of meth; nicknamed, Thunder Chariot of
    Doom.

    I like my men like I like my bookcases...

By Spider on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 - 09:20 am:

    sturdy and stained

    I like my women like I like my midnight snacks...

By semillama on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 - 01:08 pm:

    in bed and in multiples of three.

    I like my cats like I like alliteration...

By heather on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 - 06:56 pm:

    crazy, clawed, curled up in the couch.

    I like my neighborhood like I like my kindergarten boyfriend...

By Danielsandalssss on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 - 11:54 pm:

    tonka-ed, drooling, wild eyed and frisky.

    I like my g-string caterpillar like I like her sandalwood underwear...

By Antigone on Thursday, November 22, 2012 - 01:11 pm:

    free of pit vipers.

    I like my mackerel sushi like I like my freshly zombified church
    congregations...

By heather on Friday, November 23, 2012 - 08:10 am:

    Lusting for the blood of christ.

    I like my universe like I like my... what? what was that? where am I?
    OHHH GOD NOOOOOOOO

By Antigone on Friday, November 23, 2012 - 02:05 pm:

    Christ, Anakin. Get over it!

By Danielssss on Friday, November 23, 2012 - 07:28 pm:

    (director's Note: a frazzled but satiated, slighly crimson lipped Heather exits forlornly to stage left, while leading and holding the lease for Antigone, now reduced to walking on all fours... while paranoid looking Homer slips in [looking lost] from stage right, nekkid & wearing only black leather dungarees with straws at the knees, on leash pulled across curtain midair, alleged connected to God the Trainer, en Absentia) Spider (off stage voice ) calls demurely "here Kitty Kitty..."

By sarah on Monday, November 26, 2012 - 01:50 pm:


    i like my men like i like my pool halls...



By JusMiceElf on Monday, November 26, 2012 - 07:07 pm:

    Dim and smoky

    I like my women like I like my placemats...

By Spider on Tuesday, November 27, 2012 - 10:05 am:

    Machine washable


    I like my women like I like my weather...

By la on Tuesday, November 27, 2012 - 10:39 pm:

    ...partly cloudy with a 30% chance of
    thundershowers.

    I like my cheese like I like my umbrellas...

By Danielsss on Wednesday, November 28, 2012 - 12:03 pm:

    pointed, round, self-erecting at a push of a button.

    I like my accoutremont like I like my salt and pepper....

By sarah on Thursday, November 29, 2012 - 12:43 pm:


    Happy birthday to Karla!

    I like my birthdays like I like my triathlons...


By la on Tuesday, December 4, 2012 - 04:55 pm:

    ...sweaty and in three parts.

    I like my garbage days like I like my hot sauce....

By Danielssss on Wednesday, December 5, 2012 - 12:46 pm:

    shaken not stirred.
    I like my women like I like my ouzo....

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