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i don't do xmas gifts. i take after my dad in that way. my mom on the other hand is a totaly xmas freak. alway too much under the tree. it's ridiculous. they never ask me what i want, and i never tell them, because we both know the answer is "nothing". i don't buy anyone presents, i just take $100 and donate it to a local charity. that said, this year if someone were to ask me what i want for christmas, i'd tell them i want a good digital camera and a top of the line food processor. |
* a coat tree * a new ironing board * a mirror * a new tablecloth * the Led Zeppelin album with the old man carrying a bundle of sticks on the cover (does that have a name? I had the LP when I was a kid but I've lost it.) |
a chopping block on wheels for me to roll around my kitchen, so that i don't drop shit all over the floor when chopping on my lame slide out of the counter cutting board. really nice woodcutting tools a new stove that i can fit two pots on at a time for our plumbing to be fixed, so that i can use our dishwasher again i wanted slippers, but dave got me them for my birthday. |
we took the opportunity to throw out some crap (thank god, seeing wispers junk post makes me fear my wife's potential for such extreme pack-rat-ism). We need a new dresser/drawers. a new living room chair. the pair we have now are these vintage mod chairs that are more like porch chairs. Way groovy, but other than our couch (more like loveseat), there's nothing to really cozy up to. Its a constant struggle to keep her fashion over function sense in check. we need a new dining room set, yet the wife is going to attempt to recover the cat-thrashed chairs first. a new 'entertainment' center. i need a shovel. a new vacuum. though i did get one of those nifty battery-powered swifer jet floor cleaning things with our wal mart gift certificate. a dish rack that actually fits in my sink. new mattress & box springs a few area rugs. damn im bored |
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Being somewhat of an authority on shovels. |
don't need a rake. no leaves to rake up. just a shovel...maybe a hoe to toss some dirt around |
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bigger stronger faster better. i'm not asking for anything else. I have nowhere to put anymore crap. No matter how cute, pink, skull-related OR entertaining! |