Love? House? Car? Kids? Car?

sorabji.com: What do you want?: Love? House? Car? Kids? Car?
THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).
By patrick on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 02:39 pm:

    Remember M.A.S.H. ?

    Lets play

    However, use only people from sorabji, to make it interesting.

By semillama on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 02:52 pm:

    What did you get?

    According to that, I will marry Kazoo (whew~!), have a green Jaguar, and live in an apartment in Iceland, working as a record store owner, with no kids.

    Not a bad result.

    Although I never heard of this game before today and have no concept of how it was played.

By patrick on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 02:56 pm:

    Ok. Im a professional pan handler, married to Sarah, living in an apartment in Truth or Consequences, NM. I drive a fusia Hummer and I have 9 kids.

    Damn Sarah, you're fertile. got any change?

By patrick on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 02:57 pm:

    in grade school, you'd right these things out on paper. the magic number is used, you count back and forth and do a process of elimination. its exact shit you know.

By eri on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 03:09 pm:

    You will live in Apartment.
    You will drive a Blue Yuppie Mobile.
    You will marry Dave and have 3 kids.
    You will be a Interior Designer in Arkansas.

    Mine is fucked up.

By Spider on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 03:30 pm:

    Hee!

    You will live in Shack.
    You will drive a Olive Lexus.
    You will marry Dougie and have 1 kids.
    You will be a thief in Toronto, ON.

By patrick on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 03:46 pm:

    dougie. you lucky bastard.

    i so was hopin to shack up with you spider.

By Spider on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 03:49 pm:

    Aw. :) You could always write "Spider" five times in the name fields...

By TBone on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 04:36 pm:

    Shack.
    Orange VW Thing.
    marry J and have 5 kids.
    Computer Programmer in Las Vegas.

By heather on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 04:37 pm:

    You will live in Apartment.
    You will drive a green wagon.
    You will marry sem and have 2 kids.
    You will be a artist in michigan.


    oops

By eri on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 04:37 pm:

    I like this one much better!

    You will live in House.
    You will drive a baby blue Karman Ghia convertible.
    You will marry Spunky and have 2 kids.
    You will be a professional dancer in Ireland.

By sarah on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 04:41 pm:


    You will live in Mansion.
    You will drive a blue VW Cabrio.
    You will marry wisper and have 2 kids.
    You will be a rock star in Mexico.


By moonit on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 04:44 pm:

    Dammit I can't play.

    I'm destined to never marry a sorabjite, and stay in New Zealand.

By patrick on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 04:45 pm:

    YAYYYYYY

    i got the best one yet.

    You will live in an apartment
    You will marry Spider (YAYYYYY!)
    You will have one shorty
    You will drive a sunshine yellow pinto
    You will live in Milwaukee, WI
    and You will be an airmail pilot (YAAAAAYYYYY!)

By Spider on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 04:48 pm:

    That's cool, I can live with a sunshine yellow pinto.


    Moonit, why can't you play? I don't understand.

By TBone on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 04:54 pm:

    What if I Sorabjiite moved to New Zealand? It's on my list.

By dave. on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 05:58 pm:

    i will live in Mansion.
    i will drive a luminous trail 90.
    i will marry and have ® kids.
    i will be a teecher in up in the sky with my people.

By patrick on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 07:24 pm:

    by the way dave....thanks for the discs holmes.

By eri on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 08:09 pm:

    I have family in New Zealand, does that count? You should give it a try Moonit. It is just a game!!!

By agatha on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 09:19 pm:

    Step off my man, Eri!

    Patrick!
    Mint green Toyota Corona!
    8 kids!
    In NYC!
    As a starving artist!

    Wow. That would be rough. I'd be the old woman that lives in a shoe, except that I'd be living in a Toyota Corona. Unless Patrick had a very well paying job, that is.

By agatha on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 09:32 pm:

    Okay, I think I like this thing.

    Nate and I live in a house in Cashmere, Washington. I shuttle our 3 kids around in a white Toyota Corona, and work part time as a dog trainer. Cashmere, Washington- where the livin's easy.

By moonit on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 10:22 pm:

    Um its blocked from work goddamit. I mean what the hell is up with that? (heh)
    I'll try to get to it from home.

By wisper on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 12:00 am:

    You will live in a House.
    You will drive a black skooter.
    You will marry Tbone and have 0 kids.
    You will be a hooker in a cardboard box.


    YES!

By Platypus on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 12:25 am:

    You will live in House.
    You will drive a Blue Prius.
    You will marry Cat and have 4 kids.
    You will be a Hellion in Burlington, VT.

    YEAH!

By Platypus on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 12:36 am:

    You will live in an Apartment.
    You will drive an orange hippie van.
    You will marry Wisper and have 0 kids.
    You will be a crazy old lady with lots of cats in penis.


    Wow, this IS fun.

By BIGKev on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 01:22 am:

    You will live in Mansion.
    You will drive a blue mustang.
    You will marry agatha and have 2 kids.
    You will be a bum in bermuda

    yippeeee

By agatha on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 01:38 am:

    Okay, you've redeemed yourself after forgetting me in the book club thread now.

By kazoo on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 10:49 am:

    You will live in Apartment.
    You will drive a puce vw bug.
    You will marry sem and have 4 kids.
    You will be a writer in jamaica.

    I can think of worse things.

    Sem, I can't believe you never played this before.

By semillama on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 11:17 am:

    I do come from BFE, you know.

By patrick on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 12:43 pm:

    i think the fact that sem and kazoo, both came up with each other....is a little suspect. despite spider's suggestion, its like, not cool to fill all the spouse slots with the same name you big dorks.

By kazoo on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 12:44 pm:

    But you went to summer camp, I figured you would have picked up on some of this nonsense there.

By Ophelia on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 12:46 pm:

    You will live in Mansion.
    You will drive a lime green renovated schoolbus.
    You will marry hal and have 2 kids.
    You will be a folk singer in a grass hut on a tropical beach.


    i guess i goofed... maybe the mansion thing is just for during hurricane season? i like the hut better. or maybe we live in the mansion but i sing in the hut.

By kazoo on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 12:58 pm:

    I DID NOT enter sem's name in five times. that is just lame

By semillama on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 01:02 pm:

    I also did not enter in Kazoo's name five times.

    I believe it went like:
    Kazoo
    Spider
    Wisper
    Agatha
    Cyst

    i think....

By patrick on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 01:08 pm:

    how many times did you do it before you posted the results?

By kazoo on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 01:11 pm:

    Mine went:

    Sem
    Sarah
    Spider
    Moonit
    Eri

    then I picked the number three, once and only once.

    I was really hoping I'd get to marry Spider.

By patrick on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 01:18 pm:

    i dunno you guys.....its entire possible that both of you coincidentally drew either other as spouses but at the same time its totally suspect in a lovey dovey cute and cuddly kind a way.

    you guys have been known to be lovey dovery cute and cuddly at times.


    spider's with me now, so step back.











    whats with all the latent lesbianism?










    for fun, i'll do one with the doods.




By kazoo on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 01:22 pm:

    Spider's the one who suggested more homoerotic flirting.

By patrick on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 01:27 pm:

    oh yeah.



    well here's my list, before i hit the spin button:


    Boys
    nate
    tiggy
    dougie
    big kev
    tbone

    Autos
    carmighia
    volvo wagon
    miata
    saab convertable
    69 chevelle

    Color
    fusia
    maze
    sandstone
    violet
    burgundy

    Kids
    1
    2
    3
    4
    5

    Location
    The Castro, San Fran
    Christopher Street, NYC
    Tangier
    PRovincetown, MA
    Dupont Circle, Wash DC

    Job
    interior design
    choreographer
    sommolier
    hair & spa technician
    make up artist





    ok.....lets roll the dice.




    big kev you big bear you...c'mere get in my maze carmaghia,with our 5 kids and i'll drop you off at our house in Dupont Circle, Wash. DC on my way to my interior design job.

By wisper on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 06:56 pm:

    sweet, sarah and platy, 2 wives for me.

By cyst on Thursday, May 15, 2003 - 02:36 am:

    patrick. if you can, meet me at spaceland on monday, june 30. it's free.

By sarah on Thursday, May 15, 2003 - 10:43 am:


    my list was

    mark
    kazoo
    wisper
    agatha
    dougie


    not necessarily in that order


By Daniel ssss on Thursday, May 15, 2003 - 11:55 pm:

    in the woods outside metro St Louis, less than an hour by BLack Blazer transporting three teenagers to the airport, nearly always alone anyway.

    if this were a test....

    ah reality.

    (hi everybody, I'm back)

By eri on Friday, May 16, 2003 - 12:46 am:

    Glad to see you again! Welcome back!

By Daniel ssss on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 12:45 am:

    Thanks. It's now nearly five days since being on line here...between the phone line and the rain and the not being home. I guess it was Thursday when last home; it's now Tuesday.

    I wonder sometimes why I bother to make the trip. Back home I mean. Is it really home, afterall? Really? when love and kids are elsewhere? house and car seem insufficient at times.

    Two days ago, had I stayed married, would have been thirty years. Instead, only 17 are accounted for...

    Life goes on; we are the only ones who don't.

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