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By kazu on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 10:31 am:

    "we need to raise a zombie army" do you not understand?


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 11:15 am:

    Is this a word game, or
    are you really ready to raise a zombie army?

    If it is a word game, then:

    "get the fuck out of here" do you not understand?

    if you really want a zombie army, when and where?
    Forget the why.


By kazu on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 02:39 pm:

    I need to raise an army of zombies to protect the little villagers from the invasion of mutant doomcookies and radioactive palmetto bugs and Sem won't help me.

    He also witheld information about the existence of a tasty cinnamon treat from the upper peninsula because he HATES me.


By Nate on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 02:40 pm:


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 03:56 pm:

    Thats just NASTY


By sarah on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:25 pm:


    nate. really.





By Nate on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:29 pm:

    heh
    shit.

    that's not the picture i was linking to! honest!


By Dougie on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:34 pm:


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:44 pm:

    What movie was this from? For some reason I thinking the original shining, but not sure.

    Has to be a Kubric though


By Dougie on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:49 pm:

    Pathways to Glory?


By Nate on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:50 pm:


By Nate on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:52 pm:

    now that's funny dougie.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:01 pm:

    why am I an asshole?


By Nate on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:11 pm:

    click your link, buffet boy.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:18 pm:

    aw shit, what happened to my pic?


By patrick on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:21 pm:

    dude
    that guy is married. you think he's spreading his love tunnel for his wife? can you picture the sexual dynamics of that house?


By Nate on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:25 pm:

    same thing that happened to mine spunksta.

    if i could spread my rectum like that, i would dump a gallon of honey into my ass cave and drool it slowly all over my wife's biscuit.


By patrick on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:47 pm:

    share this with L nate. Keep nothing of this sort inside.


By Nate on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 06:33 pm:

    could you keep a gallon of honey inside?

    for that matter, with an ass that loose could you keep anything inside?

    i'm going to have to nix the idea on account of mandiapers.


By jack on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 07:45 pm:

    the image that spunky tried to link to is from "the shining."

    what do you mean the original shining? there are more?



By Dougie on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 08:34 pm:

    Yeah jack, I believe that Stephen King didn't like Kubrick's version, and there was another one made probably about 10 years ago -- I think it was a made for TV movie. Haven't seen it though.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 09:48 pm:

    It starred Steven Weber and Rebecca De Mornay.
    It was on ABC back in 97.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 09:57 pm:

    now you are just showing off Jack


By jack on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 10:36 pm:





    i suppose so.

    but look at you, so tricky, discovering the secret invisible words!













By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 10:40 pm:

    "


    i suppose so.

    but look at you, so tricky, discovering the secret invisible words!"


    i have been pulling off the page source and it has not been any help.
    At least I have figured out how to mess up the font, but not manipulate it. yet.


By jack on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 10:48 pm:

    there are a lot of numbers involved. it's kind of a pain in the ass.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 10:55 pm:

    I figured as much. When I run across a challenge like this, I like to figure it out.



By jack on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 11:04 pm:

    i'm totally bullshitting you. it's simple.

    all you have to do is pony up for one of the sorabji v.i.p. accounts. visa/mc accepted, but cash money is the best. seems to be a floating scale type thing, dependent on a number of variables and not always the same ones. i don't understand the fee structure at all.

    i heard the platinum account comes with free email for life and endless hot fuck. i just have the bare-bones gold account, which promises a night on the town with mt himself after ten thousand mildly amusing posts. i hear there are levels like "ivory," "hot coffee," and "sharps and flats" that have amazing benefits.

    or maybe i just imagined that.


By Nate on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 12:09 am:

    <font color="#000044">if this doesn't work i'm going to look like a retard.</font>


By Nate on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 12:10 am:

    i'm a retard.

    goddamnit.

    give me the secret keys.


By jack on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 12:18 am:

    holy shit, nate.



By jack on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 12:21 am:

    dude, i see you in the v.i.p. registry and the chatroom and everything.

    are you high or something? damn, dude.




By dave. on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 12:39 am:

    what's the fucking issue here?


By dave. on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 12:41 am:

    it's not rocket science.


By dave. on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 12:43 am:

    it's magic!!


By Nate on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 01:35 am:

    fucking alcohol


By Nate on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 01:38 am:

    i was just trying to throw off spunky


By ... on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 03:58 am:

    ANYBODY WANNA EAT MY COCK?


By Nate on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 10:31 am:

    no


By platypus on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 11:10 am:

    Do I have a choice of sauces?


By dave. on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 01:05 pm:

    awesome


By sarah on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 02:06 pm:


    what part of "YES" do you not understand?




By droopy on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 02:18 pm:

    i've already given entirely too many blow jobs the past two days.


By ... on Friday, September 29, 2006 - 03:47 am:

    no memory of posting that. you know it looks very different on firefox vs. ie. I am sitting in the passenger seat of my dad's car on 29th street, watching the traffic lights change and hearing the cars roll by. rain on the windshield. this is like a cigarette-smoke-empustulated cocoon.

    I got so tanked at Yankee Stadium last night. never so drunk at the Stadium. no not me.

    and what the fuck? I wake up to find that somebody ate my cock!


By dave. on Friday, September 29, 2006 - 04:26 am:

    wow. firefox vs ie. not just a little different. completely different.


By sarah on Friday, September 29, 2006 - 02:14 pm:


    much cooler in firefox. naturally.




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