Why do we drive on parkways,and park on driveways? Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees? What's a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? If he's arrested,does a mime need to be told he has the right to remaim silent? What is the speed of dark? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? What's another word for synonym? |
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If you throw a cat out a car window,does it become kitty litter? If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the rest have to drown,too? Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? |
back in more innocent times, you could count yourself lucky if you got some neck. * If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? cows are devoid of a sense of humor. * If you throw a cat out a car window,does it become kitty litter? yes, that is littering. among other crimes. * If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the rest have to drown,too? they would if i had anything to say about it. * Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one? because you set yer ass down in front of the tv. another theory is that a tv is a receiver which you use to "set" a frequency. * Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? because no one ever finishes a tub of sour cream. you have to know when to throw it out. * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? in theory, yes. |
Now if the History Channel would quit airing all that doomsday crap.... |
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