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By J on Wednesday, September 30, 2009 - 03:55 pm:

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?

    Why do we drive on parkways,and park on driveways?

    Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

    What's a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

    If he's arrested,does a mime need to be told he has the right to remaim silent?

    What is the speed of dark?

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

    What's another word for synonym?







By J on Tuesday, October 6, 2009 - 03:51 pm:

    Why do they call it necking?

    If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

    If you throw a cat out a car window,does it become kitty litter?

    If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the rest have to drown,too?

    Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

    Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


By droopy on Thursday, October 8, 2009 - 09:33 pm:

    Why do they call it necking?

    back in more innocent times, you could count yourself lucky if you got some neck.

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    If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

    cows are devoid of a sense of humor.

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    If you throw a cat out a car window,does it become kitty litter?

    yes, that is littering. among other crimes.

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    If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the rest have to drown,too?

    they would if i had anything to say about it.

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    Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

    because you set yer ass down in front of the tv. another theory is that a tv is a receiver which you use to "set" a frequency.

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    Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    because no one ever finishes a tub of sour cream. you have to know when to throw it out.

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    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    in theory, yes.


By J on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 03:22 am:

    Thank you Droopy,I appreciate you putting my mind at ease.I think I can have a good nights sleep finally.
    Now if the History Channel would quit airing all that doomsday crap....


By Dr Pepper on Tuesday, October 13, 2009 - 02:50 am:

    I agree with you, J! however, i felt that the history channel means to me the most based on what i didn't learned from my high school days. i felt very much obiglied that the history channel has endless history for me to learn.


By J on Tuesday, October 13, 2009 - 03:48 pm:

    I really like The Clash of the Gods series they are doing now. Tonight, The Universe, Stopping Armageddon is on.Then I'll probably have my recurring nightmare of being on a violent sea on a mattress and trying to keep all 5 of my grandbabies from falling off.It's just awful.


By Danielssss on Tuesday, October 13, 2009 - 06:38 pm:

    sounds better than the mudslide in Washington state


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