I know someone out there has one. put that puppy in the mail.

*Twitch*

Wild About That Thing [Nate's Cock] -Bessie Smith Honey baby won't you cuddle near Just sweet mama whisper in your ear I'm wild about that thing, it makes me laugh and sing Give it to me papa, I'm wild about that thing Do it easy honey, don't get rough From you papa I can't get enough I'm wild about that thing, I'm wild about that thing Everybody knows it, I'm wild about that thing Please don't hold it baby when I cry Give me every bit of it, else I'll die I'm wild about that thing, ja da ging ging ging All the time I'm cryin', I'm wild about that thing What's the matter papa, please don't stop Don't you know I love it and I want it all I'm wild about that thing, just give my bell a ring You touched my button, I'm wild about that thing If you want to satisfy my soul Come and rock me with a steady roll I'm wild about that thing, gee I like your ting-a-ling Kiss me like you mean it, I'm wild about that thing etc.

<grin> i have pictures of some cocks, i could send you some samples see if you spot yours. do you think you couldpick it out in a line up? we will have to check for prints. so why don't you just sit back and think about girlies for a few while we dust the crime scene.

oh my.

You *could* just take another one...

PLEAD THE 5TH!

Wait a minute - your cok or someone else's cock?

or Morrisey's cock?

not mine, i am sure

Morrisey rides a cockhorse. mine of course. jeez. someone here must have a copy.

I have a question, and I do not mean to be rude or crass, or indelicate. Just very curious. Doesn't it hurt like hell?

nate likes the pain. i just remembered this picture of nate's cock. the bird sings "wild about that thing"

I just don't think I could handle it. It takes guts and fortitude to be gay, I have always said that in that makes me feel that way any further

A cock-a-till?

We need a "Play With Nate's Cock" competition...or maybe we could call it "Doodle with Nate's Doo-Da". When the picture resurfaces, we all get to work with photoshop/doodling/collage and dress Nate's cock up (direct rip-off from the cat competition). We need categories...we need rules...we need judges...I need therapy.

Hehe! I'll be a judge!

Oh, That picture of Nate's cock, i had forgotten it. How could I forget something like that, though? i still remember the apple picture, however.

Cat, free therapy. Just remember that I think all therapy is bullshit.

just to clarify, that is neither the picture i was talking about nor my cock. i don't have a macaw. i wish i'd snapped a pic when i had the PA.

what about "pin the cock on Nate?"

So? the apple picture wasn't you either. Or was it?

it would be helpful if nate gave us a detailed description of his cock. that way we'll know what we're looking for.

no, I thought the apple was J. it's very cockesque. nothing unusual.