now what the hell does Darth Vader do when he rips a fart in his black suit? does he just sit there and take it like a cesspool cleaner? whatabout when he produces a stool? does Darth just pace around in his own filth? seriously, what the hell does he do? damn, it's got to be awfully smelly in that suit of his...

He must have a colostomy bag or something. Anyway, his air supply is all filtered and pure so he wouldn't smell it anyway. I saw a cool phone the other day while xmas shopping - R2D2, complete with all the whistles and beeps when it rings!

Vader does, in fact, pace around in his filth. this is how he prepares for battle. it gives him strength. he becomes one with the filth.

There's a small exhaust port, right below the main port.

Darth Vader does, have means for sanitizing his black suit, force draft blowers with hepa filtrated systems, This manage to act as a power sorce as well as a cleaning agent to keep the evil one pacing around, without being septicly challenged.

septically challenged! I like it!