This is a test

I've got my pencil ready....

goddamnit i fucked up my name again.

Do you get point reductions for incorrect spelling?

No, But make sure you put your pencils back in your art-box before the teacher seeeeeeees.... It's just then when the fat bully fuck that you hated since grade 2, tries to shake hands with you with a palm full of glue....picture it.... 7 other top deushes from the class gawking..... waitning to laugh... In the 80s you fucked their girlfriends... In the 90S you married their sisters.....

In the 00's you learn to spell 'douche'.

What's a douche? How do I get one?

Hint: Massengill. At any drug store. Or those big red water bottles w/the nozzle that were under yr grandmother's bathroom sink.

RC, please. I do not need to think about my grandmother using douche. How come people can misspell every other word in creation, but everyone wants to correct the people who can't spell "douche"? I can't spell "douche". I thought it was douch. Now I feel stupid. stupider. I really want to say something in the worst way, but I can't think of anything to say.

Touche'.

Pass the douche.

After a long walk on the beach with my mom, discussing douches, I took your advice and went to "any drug store". Now I'm the vinegar and water beaver. This is going to take time to get use to. I've been the FETIDBEAVER for a long time. Maybe a twelve step program would help. "Hi! My name is Beaver and I'm a fetidholic"

one time, as a youngster living in providence, rhode island, i was walking down a fairly deserted street at about nine pm. this drunk man began to follow me, shouting all the while, "HEY! CAN I SMELL YOUR BEAVER?" i ignored him for about two blocks as he continued to follow me and shout at me. finally, something distracted him from my beaver and he began to turn down a side street. upon departure, he shouted out, "NEVERMIND! I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE!" i still think it's pretty funny, upon reflection.

Q. Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey and vinegar? A. Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork! WAKAWAKAWAKA.....I kwak myself up

holy shit. eat ass, you fuck.

As tempting as it is, I'm going to have to pass. My doctor, Dr. Sigmoid Colon has advised me to eat a low fat, non shit diet due to the fact that I'm full of shit. But thank you very much for the offer.

Fetidbeaver,I,ll give you a douche,but it sounds like an ennema might be needed,just tell me where to put the nozzle.Agatha,that was funny.

PICK A HOLE ANY HOLE AND COME UP A WINNER

FOFL!!!!Any port in a storm.

FOFL=?

No fair asking. Vanna I'd like to buy a vowel....is there a Q? Z? V? 9? @? #? AW SHIT, I GIVE UP!

fALL oN fLOOR lOudly ? soufflle ?

Dave, "on the left hand side?"

shouldn't that be "pick a hole and come up a WEINER" ????? ok ok I know, i know, but what the hell

I think that's "pick a hole and get entered by a WEINER" Hot dogs, Oscar Meyer hot dogs,.......

Oh,I just got that, laughing so hard ...side hurt...need help!!

I was going to call 911 for you but I can't find the eleven button on this phone.

it's right under the Q button on the phone dial.

Aww shit this cheap Walmart phone is missing the Q button and the Z button. I think I'll exchange it for neosporin (put on owl bite), tootsie pops, 1 case fleets enemas and a turpentine douche.

FETIDBEAVER, feeling that not so fresh feeling? HEHEHEHE

Test Test Test Test

jj

FB was a pretty funny dude. I just read this whole thread. Agatha, your story was funny too.

just call me freak magnet.

I hear you Agatha me too,actually Dougie I was wishing you were Fetidbeaver and had just morphed like we sometimes do,your certainly as funny and I got the biggest kick out of F.B. he even called the Baseline Pub for me and Tommy,I also called the aunt of the creep that committed the arson that killed his fireman brother,and I was proud to do it.But I do know he went to Mexico and copped some heavy meds,he didn't post for a long time and after he did finally I e-mailed him and he did say he had O.D. on something,and his new wife who was a nurse saved his life.The last time I personally heard from him,he was kind enough to take the time to give me the skinny on nurseing homes and I just thought the world of him like I do all of you and if your not Fetidbeaver will you just lie to me and say your are? Funny I saved alot of his e-mails,now they have disapeared,I know I spelled that wrong but I've been partying.

Sure J, no problem.

What in the hell does this have to do with\ payphones, you dumb fuck ass-wipes?

you tell em MAX

Right!?

You guys are mucha douche.........