Does anyone know hidden EXCEL code?


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Steve on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:26 am:

    ok im searching for hidden excel code, does anyone know of any?


By Dougie on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:27 am:

    What, like hidden Easter eggs within the program?


By Steve on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:29 am:

    no, like hidden games and stuff


By M on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:35 am:


By patrick on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:41 am:

    someone once posted around here a code to get into this weird flying game.....it was a weird excel thing,,,,i know what you are talking about and I'm trying to remember how to do it....shit


By dave. on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 04:50 pm:

    give up. it's lame.


By The Visual Assassin on Thursday, February 1, 2001 - 03:59 pm:

    There was a letter about that in 2600, but i don't remember it.


By Sunni on Thursday, June 7, 2001 - 11:12 pm:

    hey ya'll i don't know if this is the same company, but my dad works for an excel company in texas. i just know it has to do with computers or something like that. but ill ask and see what i can come up with...


By wisper on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 02:45 am:

    it was me, patrick, and yeah, it is lame.

    in Excel 2000:
    1. Open up a blank excel sheet
    2. Hit F5
    3. Type x2000:L2000 and hit enter
    4. You should now be on row 2000
    5. Hit tab once so that you are in column M
    6. Hold control and shift then right click on the Bar Graph Icon at the top of the screen

    in 97:
    1. On a new Worksheet, Press F5
    2. Type X97:L97 and hit enter
    3. Press the tab key
    4. Hold Ctrl-Shift
    5. Click on the Chart Wizard toolbar button

    exciting flight-sim game. Woo-hoo!!! purple!!!
    (i'm assuming this similar formula will work in whatever version of excel you are running. Find more shit here.


By dave. on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 02:53 am:

    that "flight sim" sucks ass.


By wisper on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 02:58 am:

    we all know how you feel dave, now run along....


By dave. on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 03:05 am:

    we who?


By dave. on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 03:17 am:

    XXP:LXP?

    fuckit. mspinball is more entertaining than that crap


By wisper on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 03:18 am:

    we = me and my cat and my vampire-like need for a cig. But no wisper is a good wisper, and she's quitting.
    yes she is.
    *sigh*

    now off to bed, young man.


By dave. on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 03:26 am:

    aye.


By patrick on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 12:01 pm:

    you dork, its not about HOW COOL the graphics are nor is it a matter of actually wanting to play a game. its a matter of impressing your mates, like a card trick.



    sheeesh, you're such a bitch.


By Nate on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 01:41 pm:

    that shit like that impresses your mates is quite revealing, pdogg.

    i just ate a donut and am drinking a nice cup of coffee. if i press up up down down left right left right B A start, i get 99 men.


By Trace on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 02:03 pm:

    is that something you look for on a regular basis? 99 men?


By patrick on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 02:31 pm:

    its impressive for about 10 seconds.


By Trace on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 02:35 pm:

    so am i, but unfortunately that is usually all i last


By Nate on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 03:43 pm:

    damn trace. i hope you eat pussy well.


By Trace on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 03:54 pm:

    Well, it could be due to the infrequency.....
    Married life is not what is promised. let me say that much


By Nate on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 04:03 pm:

    go over your vows in your head, man. i don't think that promise was in there.


By Trace on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 04:05 pm:

    "to have and to hold"

    isn't that what that means????
    :-)


By Nate on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 04:18 pm:

    that means, you have it, you hold it.


By Trace on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 04:27 pm:

    I do.....


By Dougie on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 05:19 pm:

    Allen Iverson's got a tatoo that says, "Hold My Own". Wonder what that means?


By Nate on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 06:19 pm:

    it means you watch too much sports.


By Dougie on Friday, June 8, 2001 - 07:02 pm:

    Yeah, I probably do. Gonna watch more tonight. Just waiting for my chiquita pequeña to get home so we can go have sushi, then get home in time for the game.


By semillama on Saturday, June 9, 2001 - 04:17 pm:

    Is this the same Trace? I ask only for information.


By Trace on Saturday, June 9, 2001 - 08:47 pm:

    Yes, but I was just toying with Nate


By JboxR on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 06:13 am:

    Trace - I hear you on the marraige bit there.
    There are so many others who try harder than the
    misses! They are so happy to please! Especially
    the first year college girls - wow! I tell you I
    never would have graduated had I come here on an
    exchange program! I would have been too busy
    with other things besides my studies...


By Nate on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 09:55 am:

    hey now, i still graduated.


By Trace on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 09:58 am:

    Oh yeah


By Nate on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 10:57 am:

    HELLA!!!!


By Diablo on Monday, November 5, 2001 - 01:47 am:

    TECHNICAL NOTE;

    The so called hidden code is a microsoft add-in to detect codebreakers. Next time you email an excel spreadsheet you send an email to microsoft telling them you are codebusting. A nice little letter from them will ensue asking you to kindly identify all of the registration numbers of any programs which you have installed.

    They already know this of course, the spreadsheet installs a cookie time limited to 50nanoseconds but enough to run a diagnostic on your system.

    Better hope you are running legitimate software pal or you may end up as bill gates bitchboy.


By Eraser on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 12:12 pm:

    yeah sure, and i bet you're over his place right now rimming billie's ass hole and chewing the peanuts he had from last night.


By Crabby caveman on Monday, April 1, 2002 - 02:52 pm:

    SHUT UP GEEKS!


By Glenn on Friday, December 10, 2004 - 09:23 am:

    what the fck is bar graph, Im on a course to learn excel and I want to start the damn flight sim, hehe. I am from norway though, so my shitty excel 2002 is on norwegian.


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