THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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out around Nagoya Station (Nagoya Japan) a few years ago. They used to be out there shuffling remade phone cards like Las Vegas casino pros. You're walking buy and they say "ever-so-slyly" (laugh) - 'Hey, you wanna buy a phone card? They are cheap, my friend. For you, 10 for only 1000 yen.' They worked alright, but now the phone company has modified all the payphones and so those brown-skinned, oil-sucking, camel-loving bedwetters are off doing other things... |
(sing it to the tune of 'Santa Claus is coming to town') You better watch out You better not cry You better not buy a phone card from that guy NTT is tracing that call They're making those cards And using them twice Hard to resist at such a great price NTT is facing a fall They know just how to sell them 5 remakes for a "sen" (that's 1000 yen) Just right for every business man Who wants to pinch a yen Oh, You better watch out You better not cry You better not buy a phone card from that guy NTT is tracing that call Have a nice day. |
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