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are you working for the media? i think your answer is in your question. |
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great minds, thinking, alike....come have margaritas with us. |
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if so, we can arrange that. i think it more of any idiot thing....had you looked around the site you would have found your answer...but instead, you opened yourself up. we ARE hungry wolves you know. |
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I think that stuff inspired fluro colours. Give me a good tomato relish any day. |
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It was a simple question, with a simple answer of which could be easily obtained yourself. Remind me to start a thread inquiring what amazon.com is. Then Agatha gave you the jist of it, and you still didn't get it. If you can't deal with dumb answers to dumb questions.... |
Help! Please tell me. |
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cat doesn't have my tongue, yet....im just waiting for her to come stateside. your agression makes me kinda hot. moreso than the idiocy demonstrated earlier. i encourage you to keep the verbals assaults virile and sharp. im happy to show you cock pictures... everyone knows that. i found out about the payphone project by reading....my sick and twisted nature had nothing to do with it. My sick and twisted nature does allow me to claim...im spurtin here because of you. welcome jada....we are happy to have you. you just let me know if want my cock pictures...i got TONS of them ps. im curious what other purpose a message board has other than to post messages. Are there guidelines or something? I mean i guess we could just post recipes....oh WAIT....we DO! |
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come on jada...take a chance, live a little... thewaffleboy@hotmail.com you know....speaking of women i've scrapped with and come to like here...where's Gee? |
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Also, I urge all to please enjoy Patrick's cock. I don't know about Jada, she's vicious, but she's not really very clever... I suppose it really remains to be seen what kind of recipies she has up her sleeve. That'll cement it one way or the other. |
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seeing a picture of one's cock doesn't imply sexuality preference. FYI jada, for about year, my wife and i did some modeling and there was a website that featured the imagery, some "artsy fartsy nudie" modeling.....most friends here saw them....so, you know. for someone who is 38, you speak like a 14 year old. |
Still there are no recipies... |
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why are you making this so difficult jada? |
A women visits her gynocologist. While examining her he states. "MY GOD! This is the biggest vagina I've ever seen!" "MY GOD! This is the biggest vagina I've ever seen!" To which she replied, "I already feel embarrassed, you don't need to say it twice." His response, "I didn't. That was an echo!" bbbbbaaaaadddddaaaaboom! |
Where you from, Jada? Maybe we're neighbors, and it's something in the water. |
You are right though, I'm extremely interested in 14 year olds because I am 14. In fact, I lead a secret life as teen celebrity Brittany Spears. And I'm gay. Very gay. |
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Kind of tastes like chicken. |
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It maxe my hed hurt. Ow. In other news, Jada, do you have to have a super sized tampon for that large vagina or is it just pads? Just wondering. |
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i think you're wrong about the age thing. its like this.... asking about the payphone project was a dumb question...its ok, i've asked plenty of dumb questions too. its no big deal....we batted you around like a ball of twine...your time will come to bat someone else around. i think the ideal thing here is to be interesting. If you are going to insult, do it well, (i.e. the spunk) it will be far more appreciated. It's hard to be truly insulted by a bunch of annonymous digits...the weird thing is alot of us, have gone beyond annonymous. We may seem cliche-ish at first but i think it goes beyond that. New, INTERESTING faces are welcome.... i think the youngest of the posters currently active, 18 or 19 is the youngest. Otherwise, most are in their 20s and 30s. Most here are also pretty damn smart too....just read the older threads see for yourself... so you know, shut up, get with it, or get lost. damn i hate having to spell it out like that. |
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How you feeling? |
I hate these pack attacks. And I'm not even a nice person. |
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You didn't insult me at all jada...really. im not yugoslavian, but maybe i missed something. |
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i feel great, Czarina, thanks. even though i still walk hunched over and my back and neck ache and my belly button looks like something from a Friday the 13th horror movie, today i feel stronger than i have in a long time and there's not a lot of pain. my tummy is tight as a drum, even if the skin is slightly less so, and it's ok. the scar absorbs the vitamin e like a sponge. my skin looks pale, but i'm eating. eating eating eating and gaining gaining gaining. i've gained 8 pounds, all on my thighs and tits. 8 pounds is A LOT. this is not good for my self esteem, but i can't stop. this happened the last time i had surgery... it's spooky. too much time at home and nothing to do but sit and read and sleep and eat. yesterday was bread pudding and easter chocolate, today cobbler and ice cream. comfort food. tonight matt is bringing me dinner and wine. i'm anticipating my first sip of alcohol in a month or more. tomorrow i think i'm going to try going for a long, slow walk around my neighborhood. how are you doing these days? |
An informal poll between girlfriends here came to the conclusion that the gentlemen of German extraction were the most poorly endowed. Pretty obscure. They do have a low birth rate I hear. You may draw your own conclusions. |
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stay inside. |
patrick, oswald is younger than eighteen. i think he's like fifteenish? |
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people suck |
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So, Jada....what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE ever done with a bull dyke? |
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I come back to Sorabji after a long absence and look what I have been missing. I really should try to come here more often. My first thought: Jada = Lucy reincarnated. Everyone know the Payphone Project was started by Alexander Graham Bell in Brantford, Ontario, Canada. It was discontinued due to lack of interest. |
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i've wonderin bout you.....being playoff time an all. thanks agatha...i overlooked oswald for no apparent reason. |
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Bobby! what the hell happened to you?? |
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people like dougie are always pink floyd fans. moonit - i found picalilli in texas. there's a big-ass asian mall like 15 miles east of me that includes bharati stores. |
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or is this an east coast/west coast thing. like terms for "smoking a pipefull of marijuana" as in "she smoked us out" when other people would say "she burned us up" or something equally odd. |
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bitch stole my wallet |
You all need adult supervision. And, your medication is ready. |
I remember getting beaten up in school by kids who listened to "Floyd" and "Tull" and "Skynyrd" and "Zeppelin" and (Bob save us all) "Tramp". Idiots abbreviate band names in order to sound like badasses. |
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So saying, "I like G'n'R" would make me an idiot? Or a badass? Please let me know because I won't be able to sleep until I know which one I am. |
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I live in a crooked old house on a hill; the kitchen door has a mind of its own, unless you block it. My bible makes a great doorstop! My previous doorstop was the Grainger's catalog, but I found myself in more frequent need to consult it's contents than the Bible's. Before that, I used to have for a doorstop a cute miniature black iron with cute little red and white flowers painted on it, but in the dark one night, I stubbed my big toe on it, and in a churlish rage, flung it into the ravine out back. I was out there for days looking for it with my metal detector, but to no avail. Since then, I've been to lots of garage sales and flea markets in search of another. |
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here at work we are publishing two very cool books im looking forward to...1) The Day EZ E Died and 2) My Son Divine |
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Ever heard of feminism, Jada? It's all the rage these days. |
doughie died. slammed the door a little hard on his own closed mind. man. getting drunk on a sunny afternoon is as good as it ever was. |
You can be a Catholic, and still criticise elements of the faith. Same deal. |
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friday i made pasta and listened to records over redd wine with angry sam. saturday i watched some hockey. after that I went to frogtown beach, a small beach head on the LA river (believe it or not its one of the only semi-natural habitats on the river, the army core could never cement over the bottom of this three mile stretch due to the huge amounts of groundwater, so there is jungle like foliage, fish, cranes, ducks. ok. extablished) At the beach i met with one of my stduiomates, he organized thios get together and was exhibiting some new photos of the area, on posts, in the sand. We drank beer, ate some pretzles on the water there until sunset. Then we went to a party. A nice mellow party. Yesterday was the galleryshow spring festival. saw practically the cream of the crop of LA bands perform. Took lots of pictures, made friends with rockstars... Im tired now. i want to go back to bed. |
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farting fishnut fisting fashion fingery fantasy figment flighty frenchy fasting forseen for christsake, if you mean FUCKING write FUCKING. the FDA isn't going to fine you. |
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When Nana found out Mum was pregnant at 17 she said "My mother had to get married and that didnt work out, I had to get married and that didnt work out - men are scum - I'll raise the baby, you go back to work. You don't need a man to survive". |
"women shouldn't raise boys alone, look at patrick" |
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There's an Irish saying: "the three hardest things to rid a family of are thieving, gambling, and red hair." The wording is awkward, so I don't think that's it exactly, but you get the idea. |
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