PICALILLI WANTS TO KNOW


sorabji.com: The Payphone Project: PICALILLI WANTS TO KNOW
THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By
JADA on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 12:26 am:

    Can someone explain THE PAYPHONE PROJECT to me. What exactly is it about.


By patrick on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 11:55 am:

    forget it


By Jada on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 01:07 pm:

    Patrick, forget it dosen't answer my question. Anyone else care to answer?.


By Nate on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 01:23 pm:

    set sail for dick?

    are you working for the media? i think your answer is in your question.


By J on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 01:25 pm:

    The payphone project is all about ass fucking,fuck you,you ass,fuck me,my ass,just simple ass fucking,that's all it is.I swear on my ass.


By patrick on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 01:25 pm:

    submit ass pics to nate promptly and your request will be considered.


By patrick on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 01:28 pm:

    thats pretty funny J, we posted at the same time.


    great minds, thinking, alike....come have margaritas with us.


By J on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 01:35 pm:

    I'd love to hon,can you get to Rocky Point next week?


By patrick on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 05:46 pm:

    where's that?


By Dougie on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 06:21 pm:


By Nate on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 06:33 pm:

    or in mexico, as the case may be.


By Jada on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 07:17 pm:

    Is this a guy thing?


By Nate on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 07:23 pm:

    naw, actually J and patrick are both women.


By patrick on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 07:25 pm:

    do you want it to be?

    if so, we can arrange that.

    i think it more of any idiot thing....had you looked around the site you would have found your answer...but instead, you opened yourself up.


    we ARE hungry wolves you know.


By agatha on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 07:30 pm:

    the payphone project is dead. other than that, it is what it is. read and ye shall be enlightened.


By Jada on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 07:47 pm:

    Why can't anyone give me a straight answer?.


By patrick on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 07:50 pm:

    jesus, you really are stupid.


By agatha on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 08:46 pm:

    i just did.


By moonit on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 09:28 pm:

    Besides, straight answers are no fun.


By Nate on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 02:02 am:

    are you related to jada pinket-smith?


By droopy on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 02:37 am:

    you send me a jar of picallili and some of those really hot pickled lemons and i'll tell you anything you want to know about the payphone project.


By moonit on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 02:54 am:

    Picallili. Yuck.

    I think that stuff inspired fluro colours.

    Give me a good tomato relish any day.


By droopy on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 05:15 am:

    never had picallili before. but i've had the pickled lemons. great in rice.


By N.b. on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 08:41 am:


By Jada on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 11:19 am:

    I guess i'm right, it's a guy thing, to each his own. I was only asking a simple question,no need to be so rude. No i'm not related to Jada pinkett-Smith.


By patrick on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 12:14 pm:

    actually you idiot there are almost as many girl posts on this thread as guy posts.

    It was a simple question, with a simple answer of which could be easily obtained yourself. Remind me to start a thread inquiring what amazon.com is.

    Then Agatha gave you the jist of it, and you still didn't get it.

    If you can't deal with dumb answers to dumb questions....


By Fetidbeaver on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 12:18 pm:

    What is the Sorabji Message Board?
    Help! Please tell me.


By Jada on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 09:14 pm:

    Patrick, go fuck yourself you idiot. I don't know what the payphone project is about because perhaps i'm not a sick and twisted person like you.Love always,your friend Jada.


By Nate on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 09:18 pm:

    Jada pretty much has the hang of it.


By Jada on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 09:22 pm:

    P.S. Patrick, Bite me, bite me hard.


By Dougie on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 09:48 pm:

    Yeah, she's a natural. Be careful though, Jada, you might get Paddy's BOOT up your ass up to the top of his LEG.


By Jada on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 10:38 pm:

    It's probably the only thing he has to put up my ass.


By Dougie on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 10:53 pm:

    OUCH! I'm roflmao'ing! This girl's definitely got the goods!


By Jada on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 10:56 pm:

    What happened to my friend patrick?. Cats got your tongue.


By Nate on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 11:19 pm:

    ah shit.


By Sorabji on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - 11:37 pm:


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:04 am:

    Fetidbeaver,I think this message board has no real purpose.It's just a bunch of weirdos sending messages to fellow weirdos.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:07 am:

    Sorabji, I went to the funeral.


By J on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:28 am:

    Life is a highway,I want to ride it all night long.


By moonit on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 02:55 am:

    Droopy you want picallili?


By Czarina on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 08:41 am:

    I resent that no one ever told me this site was full of weirdos.Love always,your friend Czarina.


By JADA on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 11:48 am:

    Moonit, it's P-I-C-A-L-I-L-L-I.


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:00 pm:

    jada...sugartits...lovebunny...honeypot...

    cat doesn't have my tongue, yet....im just waiting for her to come stateside.

    your agression makes me kinda hot.

    moreso than the idiocy demonstrated earlier.

    i encourage you to keep the verbals assaults virile and sharp.


    im happy to show you cock pictures...

    everyone knows that.

    i found out about the payphone project by reading....my sick and twisted nature had nothing to do with it.

    My sick and twisted nature does allow me to claim...im spurtin here because of you.

    welcome jada....we are happy to have you.

    you just let me know if want my cock pictures...i got TONS of them


    ps. im curious what other purpose a message board has other than to post messages. Are there guidelines or something? I mean i guess we could just post recipes....oh WAIT....we DO!


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:38 pm:

    Patrick,I doubt that looking at your small cock would do anything for me.I like real men, not little boys. You couldnt satisfy me.Later,Love and kisses,Jada


By J on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:43 pm:

    Jada,you know not what you speak,I've seen pictures of Patricks penis and you could run a flag up it.How old are you?


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:44 pm:

    jesus do i need to provide measurements...really, a picture would clear this all up and we could move on to other things.....really.


By Nate on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:46 pm:

    as much as i admire your spunk, you should probably drop the small-cock/patrick thing. i mean, everyone else here as seen the pictures.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:47 pm:

    J,How old are you?.


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:47 pm:

    HA!!! J you kill me.

    come on jada...take a chance, live a little...

    thewaffleboy@hotmail.com


    you know....speaking of women i've scrapped with and come to like here...where's Gee?


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:50 pm:

    Nate, Why are you looking at patricks penis. Are you gay?.


By J on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:51 pm:

    I'm sure I'm a few years older than you Jada,in fact I'm a grandmother,so how old are you?


By The Dinner Lady on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:52 pm:

    I prefer Branston Pickle to Picallilli.

    Also, I urge all to please enjoy Patrick's cock.

    I don't know about Jada, she's vicious, but she's not really very clever... I suppose it really remains to be seen what kind of recipies she has up her sleeve. That'll cement it one way or the other.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:58 pm:

    J,I,m 38


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 12:59 pm:

    im sure you have admirable spunk nate.


By J on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:02 pm:

    Hhmmmmmm,I was a grandma at your age,we are all gay here,I'm a closet lesbian married to a transvestite,we put up a good front for the neighbors though,even our kids don't know,we're that good.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:02 pm:

    Diner Lady, I happen to be very clever.


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:03 pm:

    "Nate, Why are you looking at patricks penis. Are you gay?."

    seeing a picture of one's cock doesn't imply sexuality preference. FYI jada, for about year, my wife and i did some modeling and there was a website that featured the imagery, some "artsy fartsy nudie" modeling.....most friends here saw them....so, you know. for someone who is 38, you speak like a 14 year old.



By The Dinner Lady on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:04 pm:

    Well, coming from you that means something!

    Still there are no recipies...


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:14 pm:

    Patrick, FUCK YOU AND YOUR WIFE


By The Dinner Lady on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:15 pm:

    So you are 14 is what you're trying to say?


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:15 pm:

    Like i said before, i don't have time for little boys.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:18 pm:

    Diner Lady ,Can you read english, i'm 38.Perhaps your interested in 14 year olds.


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:18 pm:

    i fucked me last night, and im lookin to fuck the wife tonight. i got pi...nevermind.

    why are you making this so difficult jada?


By Fetidbeaver on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:21 pm:

    You only need to worry about small dicks, if you have a HUGE CUNT. Which remnds me of a joke.


    A women visits her gynocologist. While examining her he states. "MY GOD! This is the biggest vagina I've ever seen!" "MY GOD! This is the biggest vagina I've ever seen!"
    To which she replied, "I already feel embarrassed, you don't need to say it twice."
    His response, "I didn't. That was an echo!"
    bbbbbaaaaadddddaaaaboom!


By Dougie on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:22 pm:

    Hey, I'm 38 and speak like a 14 year old too.

    Where you from, Jada? Maybe we're neighbors, and it's something in the water.


By The Dinner Lady on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:23 pm:

    Actually it just surprises me that someone over 35 can't spell "you're" and "Dinner" or capitalize words like English or I'm.

    You are right though, I'm extremely interested in 14 year olds because I am 14.

    In fact, I lead a secret life as teen celebrity Brittany Spears.

    And I'm gay.

    Very gay.


By J on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:27 pm:

    I think you better look for a message board for your own kind Jada,we queers can get real butch once our tits are tangled.What is your point?Do you have a large vagina,is that what you're trying to tell us?Do you have a horse or something?


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:27 pm:

    Dougie, I'm from the bronx. As for you paddy o'irish, i enjoy making things difficult.It intensifies the gme.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:27 pm:

    Dougie, I'm from the bronx. As for you paddy o'irish, i enjoy making things difficult.It intensifies the gme.


By Dougie on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:31 pm:

    She must have a big vagina, her posts are echoing!


By Fetidbeaver on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:33 pm:

    ROFLMAO


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:34 pm:

    so does that mean you want to enter the realm of paddycock?


By Fetidbeaver on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:35 pm:

    I'm 38 and I eat 14yr olds. With salt and pepper.
    Kind of tastes like chicken.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:44 pm:

    You people are starting to bore me. Maybe you are a lot younger than i thought.


By Nate on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:45 pm:

    spunk to dumbass in less than an hour!


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 01:55 pm:

    What's wrong nate, am i right about the age thing?.


By The Dinner Lady on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 02:08 pm:

    Wow. She is really clever. Especially her bigoted barb against Irishmen (?)

    It maxe my hed hurt.

    Ow.

    In other news, Jada, do you have to have a super sized tampon for that large vagina or is it just pads?

    Just wondering.


By Fetidbeaver on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 02:12 pm:

    She uses a mattress.


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 02:14 pm:

    if we are boring you, you're still sticking around.

    i think you're wrong about the age thing.


    its like this....

    asking about the payphone project was a dumb question...its ok, i've asked plenty of dumb questions too. its no big deal....we batted you around like a ball of twine...your time will come to bat someone else around. i think the ideal thing here is to be interesting. If you are going to insult, do it well, (i.e. the spunk) it will be far more appreciated. It's hard to be truly insulted by a bunch of annonymous digits...the weird thing is alot of us, have gone beyond annonymous. We may seem cliche-ish at first but i think it goes beyond that. New, INTERESTING faces are welcome....

    i think the youngest of the posters currently active, 18 or 19 is the youngest. Otherwise, most are in their 20s and 30s. Most here are also pretty damn smart too....just read the older threads see for yourself...

    so you know, shut up, get with it, or get lost.

    damn i hate having to spell it out like that.


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By Czarina on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 04:02 pm:

    Thanks Sarah.That was thoughtful of you.That should help Jada and her cavernous cunt.

    How you feeling?


By Cat on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 04:17 pm:

    You're a mob of bloody bullies.

    I hate these pack attacks.

    And I'm not even a nice person.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 04:21 pm:

    Patrick, I must have really insulted you.Sorry but i just have a thing for yugoslavian men. I LOVE to have sex with them.I don't have much interest in any one else rihgt now.Don't be so sensitive.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 04:34 pm:

    Thanx cat


By J on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 04:42 pm:

    So do Yugoslavian men have really big peckers?


By The Dinner Lady on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 04:49 pm:

    I heard they're hung like Cheez Doodles myself.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 04:49 pm:

    It depends on whos doing the pecking. I've only had 3 so far. One big 2 medium.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 04:56 pm:

    Question; Someone just called me but i don't want to talk to this person. I feel obligated because it's a relative. Should i feel obligated to answer the phone every time she calls?


By Dougie on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 05:00 pm:

    Yes.


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 05:13 pm:

    I say no.


    You didn't insult me at all jada...really.

    im not yugoslavian, but maybe i missed something.


By sarah on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 05:16 pm:


    i feel great, Czarina, thanks. even though i still walk hunched over and my back and neck ache and my belly button looks like something from a Friday the 13th horror movie, today i feel stronger than i have in a long time and there's not a lot of pain. my tummy is tight as a drum, even if the skin is slightly less so, and it's ok. the scar absorbs the vitamin e like a sponge.

    my skin looks pale, but i'm eating. eating eating eating and gaining gaining gaining. i've gained 8 pounds, all on my thighs and tits. 8 pounds is A LOT. this is not good for my self esteem, but i can't stop. this happened the last time i had surgery... it's spooky. too much time at home and nothing to do but sit and read and sleep and eat. yesterday was bread pudding and easter chocolate, today cobbler and ice cream. comfort food. tonight matt is bringing me dinner and wine. i'm anticipating my first sip of alcohol in a month or more.

    tomorrow i think i'm going to try going for a long, slow walk around my neighborhood.


    how are you doing these days?





By The Dinner Lady on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 05:17 pm:

    You didn't miss anything unless I missed it too.

    An informal poll between girlfriends here came to the conclusion that the gentlemen of German extraction were the most poorly endowed. Pretty obscure. They do have a low birth rate I hear. You may draw your own conclusions.


By Jada on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 07:08 pm:

    I'm supposed to meet someone next week but i don't have a good feeling about this.I've never met the guy before i've only talked to him on the phone.Should i take a chance?


By Dougie on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 07:12 pm:

    No.


By patrick on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 07:32 pm:

    yeah.

    stay inside.


By agatha on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - 08:59 pm:

    i would cast my vote for no.

    patrick, oswald is younger than eighteen. i think he's like fifteenish?


By Jada on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 01:10 am:

    Why do men suck? Are there no more decent honest men left in this world.


By heather on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 01:44 am:

    men don't suck

    people suck


By Jada on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 02:00 am:

    I'm getting in way to deep. It's getting a little scarry.I made a BIG mistake by getting involved with someone i hardly knew last august.


By Pug on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 09:39 am:

    I suck....but only if you're nice to me. I have big tits, too----okay....they're not real....they're just Hostess Snowballs. I'm an amputee. A bull dyke sucked them in a little too hard....but these are the casualties of Love.
    So, Jada....what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE ever done with a bull dyke?


By The Dinner Lady on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 10:25 am:

    Jada - Don't go.


By MapleLeaf on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 11:14 am:

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

    I come back to Sorabji after a long absence and look what I have been missing. I really should try to come here more often.

    My first thought: Jada = Lucy reincarnated.

    Everyone know the Payphone Project was started by Alexander Graham Bell in Brantford, Ontario, Canada. It was discontinued due to lack of interest.


By J on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 11:37 am:

    I was starting to think you were dead MapleLeaf,what have you been up to?


By patrick on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 11:38 am:

    hey leaf....how bout your leafs?

    i've wonderin bout you.....being playoff time an all.


    thanks agatha...i overlooked oswald for no apparent reason.


By sarah on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 12:49 pm:


    Bobby! what the hell happened to you??




By Jada on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:06 pm:

    There is no pain you are receiving, a distant ships smoke on the horizon, you are only coming though in waves, your lips move but i cannot hear what their saying, when i was a child i caught a fleeting glimpse, right out the corner of my eye, i turned to look but it was gone i cannot put my finger on it now the child is grown the dream is gone, i have become comfortably numb.


By Dougie on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:08 pm:

    Whaddya know, she's a PF fan. Can't be all bad then.


By Jada on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:14 pm:

    Dearest Douglas; I'm not bad at all.


By Jada on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:21 pm:

    Any way, i'm going to take a shower now.Then i'm going on my daily mission,to feed the cats outside, behind my building. After that, who knows?. LATER


By patrick on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:31 pm:

    PF?


By Dougie on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:35 pm:

    Pinkus Floydus


By J on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:38 pm:

    Maybe she's going to take a shower cause she's a dirty woman.


By Jada on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:49 pm:

    J, Maybe you don't believe in taking showers and thats why YOUR a dirty woman.Keep it clean baby, keep it clean.


By Dougie on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:55 pm:

    Jada, I think she meant a play on "Ooh, I need dirty woman...Ooh, I need a dirty girl." Pink Floyd, remember?


By droopy on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 04:09 pm:

    heh.

    people like dougie are always pink floyd fans.

    moonit - i found picalilli in texas. there's a big-ass asian mall like 15 miles east of me that includes bharati stores.


By J on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 04:18 pm:

    Your right Dougie,guess she's not that big of a PF fan.


By Jada on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 04:31 pm:

    Sorry J, I'm listening to pink right now.When at last your work is done don't sit down it's time to dig another one


By Dougie on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 04:56 pm:

    Oh god, I hate to ask: and just what kind of people am I, droopy?


By Nate on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 05:14 pm:

    i thought the short for pink floyd was floyd.

    or is this an east coast/west coast thing.

    like terms for "smoking a pipefull of marijuana"

    as in "she smoked us out"

    when other people would say "she burned us up"

    or something equally odd.


By Dougie on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 05:15 pm:

    Damn, I'm getting pinhole burns all down the front of my favorite dockers. Just lost the cherry on my marly. Yet another reason to quit.


By Dougie on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 05:17 pm:

    Uh, I don't think it's an east coast/west coast thing. I was just too lazy to type out "Pink Floyd". I figured it would be easily derived from the context of the post previous to mine.


By Dougie on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 05:18 pm:

    I never had anybody clear out my stash. Back when I smoked I probably would've said, "Damn, she smoked all my fucking pot."


By patrick on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 05:40 pm:

    give me a joint, Piper At the Gates of Dawn and Umma Guma anyday.

    bitch stole my wallet


By The Watcher on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:09 pm:

    Children.

    You all need adult supervision.

    And, your medication is ready.


By Pug on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:34 pm:

    Hey----I'm first in line for that regimen.
    I remember getting beaten up in school by kids who listened to "Floyd" and "Tull" and "Skynyrd" and "Zeppelin" and (Bob save us all) "Tramp".
    Idiots abbreviate band names in order to sound like badasses.


By Jada on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 01:24 am:

    I'd like some medication please.Extra strength. Thank You, Come again


By JboxR on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 12:49 pm:

    Idiots abbreviate band names in order to sound like badasses? Okay....

    So saying, "I like G'n'R" would make me an idiot? Or a badass?

    Please let me know because I won't be able to sleep until I know which one I am.


By Dougie on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 08:58 am:

    Well, this idiot wasn't trying to seem like a badass by writing "PF" for Pink Floyd, and I like all the bands you mentioned, especially (Pug forgive me) "Tramp".


By patrick on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 11:08 am:

    im a bad ass with a trick knee


By Jada on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 12:02 am:

    I am you and what i see is me. And do i take you by the hand, and lead you cross the land, and help me understand the best i can. Dougie, did you check 89.7?.


By Bobby on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 12:29 am:

    Hey, Jada, it that the Bible you're quoting?

    I live in a crooked old house on a hill; the kitchen door has a mind of its own, unless you block it. My bible makes a great doorstop!

    My previous doorstop was the Grainger's catalog, but I found myself in more frequent need to consult it's contents than the Bible's.

    Before that, I used to have for a doorstop a cute miniature black iron with cute little red and white flowers painted on it, but in the dark one night, I stubbed my big toe on it, and in a churlish rage, flung it into the ravine out back. I was out there for days looking for it with my metal detector, but to no avail. Since then, I've been to lots of garage sales and flea markets in search of another.


By Jada on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 02:16 am:

    Bobby, It's not the bible, it's Pink Floyd.I'm not a jesus freak.


By Bobby on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 02:24 am:

    Thank God!


By moonit on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 03:02 am:

    Droopy - did you like it?


By GOD on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 06:23 am:

    YOU'RE WELCOME


By patrick on Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - 11:13 am:

    can i get an amen?


By JADA on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 11:56 am:

    WE'RE JUST TWO LOST SOULS SWIMMING IN A FISH BOWL YEAR AFTER YEAR, RUNNING OVER THE SAME OLD GROUND, WHAT HAVE WE FOUND, THE SAME OLD FEARS, WISH YOU WERE HERE.


By droopy on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 01:08 pm:

    moonit - i wasn't bowled over by the picalilli. but i did like the pickled lemons and the samosas.


By J on Friday, April 27, 2001 - 01:48 am:

    Pink Floyd sucks after Roger Walters left.I miss his sarcasm.


By J on Friday, April 27, 2001 - 03:23 am:

    Waters? I'm sooo fecked up.


By patrick on Friday, April 27, 2001 - 12:53 pm:

    how was mexico J?


    here at work we are publishing two very cool books im looking forward to...1) The Day EZ E Died
    and 2) My Son Divine


By Jada on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 11:53 am:

    How was your weekend?.


By Nate on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 02:25 pm:

    HOW WAS YOURS? GODDAMNIT> SPEAK WOMAN.


By Jada on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 04:05 pm:

    Mine was o.k. GODDAMNIT!.Boring but o.k. What happened to dougie?.


By Jada on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 04:08 pm:

    Nate, you excite me when you speak to me this way.


By Cat on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 05:55 pm:

    (Female getting excited by random stranger speaking in abusive manner.)

    Ever heard of feminism, Jada? It's all the rage these days.


By Nate on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 07:03 pm:

    like you're a big feminist, cat.

    doughie died. slammed the door a little hard on his own closed mind.

    man. getting drunk on a sunny afternoon is as good as it ever was.


By Cat on Sunday, April 29, 2001 - 10:31 pm:

    I may not be a black belt feminist, but I'm still on their team.

    You can be a Catholic, and still criticise elements of the faith. Same deal.


By Jada on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 12:22 am:

    Feminism?. Someone please bite me. Bite me hard. Nates abusive manner arouses me.


By Cat on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 01:40 am:

    Why don't you just fuck a german shepherd dog if male aggression is your thing?


By Antigone on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 02:20 am:

    Goddamn, this is making me hot...


By Bobby on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 03:52 am:

    Woof


By Dougie on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 09:09 am:

    I'm still here Jada -- I take the weekends off from this place for my sanity. I had a nice weekend, albeit too short. How about you?


By patrick on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 11:55 am:

    my weekend was the busiest I have ahd in a long time.

    friday i made pasta and listened to records over redd wine with angry sam.

    saturday i watched some hockey.

    after that I went to frogtown beach, a small beach head on the LA river (believe it or not its one of the only semi-natural habitats on the river, the army core could never cement over the bottom of this three mile stretch due to the huge amounts of groundwater, so there is jungle like foliage, fish, cranes, ducks. ok. extablished) At the beach i met with one of my stduiomates, he organized thios get together and was exhibiting some new photos of the area, on posts, in the sand. We drank beer, ate some pretzles on the water there until sunset.

    Then we went to a party. A nice mellow party. Yesterday was the galleryshow spring festival. saw practically the cream of the crop of LA bands perform. Took lots of pictures, made friends with rockstars...

    Im tired now.

    i want to go back to bed.


By Dougie on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 12:12 pm:

    It's nice having a jam-packed weekend sometimes, but you always end up paying for it on Mondays, and it just snowballs through the week. It was a beautiful weekend here, got out on the boat, watched some basketball yesterday (how about them Kings?), had Thai food etc.


By JADA on Monday, April 30, 2001 - 01:10 pm:

    Dougie, My weekend was rather boring.I stayed home by myself, i stay out of trouble that way. I was supposed to go out but you know how women are, always changing their minds.


By J on Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 12:04 pm:

    Patrick,Rocky Point was not like it use to be and it's only been like three years since I was there last.It's already hit the 100's in Phoenix and it was just as hot down there(I've never been there when it was hot before) and humid.Gas cost $2.50,it cost more to eat there than in the U.S.A and I even saw an American bum hanging out in front of the grocery store,wearing a leather jacket when it was in thr 90's,and dripping snot all over,it looked like he might have had T.B.It kind of depressed me,but I was still glad to get out of this madhouse for a while.


By J on Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 12:35 pm:

    "What happened here" ,I asked my friend Javier who owns La Curva resturant in Rocky Point.He told me that it use to be a small town of 1,400 people,now it's 40,000 and there is a water shortage,everything has to be imported there.Big developers came and built big resorts,many Americans moving there.They were selling time shares for $7.000 dollars for 4 weeks,plus the japaneese are fishing all the shrimp.It's not the small fishing village anymore.There were two Thrifty ice cream shops there,it just was like losing something speacial.


By Jada on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 01:38 am:

    HELLO,IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE?.


By Jada on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 01:42 am:

    Today is my sons birthday. Happy bithday robert.


By Jada on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 01:43 am:

    Make that Birthday.


By dave. on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 03:49 am:

    happy birthday, robert. be good.


By Jada on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 07:40 am:

    So i met this person. I went against everyones advice. Was it a mistake you ask.Huge mistake.What a f****** bastard he turned out to be. I seem to be a bastard magnet. Do you think i've learned a lesson?. That is NOT to meet someone you have only talked to on the phone maybe a handful of times and know absolutely NOTHING about.


By J on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 11:08 am:

    Then you learned something.


By Nate on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 01:55 pm:

    "f******"
    farting
    fishnut
    fisting
    fashion
    fingery
    fantasy
    figment
    flighty
    frenchy
    fasting
    forseen


    for christsake, if you mean FUCKING write FUCKING. the FDA isn't going to fine you.


By Nate on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 01:55 pm:

    er. the FCC either.


By Jada on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 02:25 pm:

    Nate, Pardon me,FUCKING. He was a fucking bastard.And i'm sure that he probably always will be.


By Nate on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 02:38 pm:

    thank you.


By J on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 02:39 pm:

    Those types usually are.


By Jada on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 09:44 pm:

    ONCE A BASTARD, ALWAYS A BASTARD!


By Bobby on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 10:45 pm:

    Hey! I used to be a bastard, but now I'm not.


By dave. on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 01:02 am:

    that's the spirit!


By J on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 10:25 am:

    Even though my parents were married,they didn't get married till my mom was knocked up with me,my s/o says that makes me a bastard.


By Jada on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 01:46 pm:

    J,But when you came out of her hole they were married so you're not considered a bastard.


By heather on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 02:51 pm:

    that's so sweet jada




By moonit on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 06:17 pm:

    I'm a bastard.

    When Nana found out Mum was pregnant at 17 she said "My mother had to get married and that didnt work out, I had to get married and that didnt work out - men are scum - I'll raise the baby, you go back to work. You don't need a man to survive".


By patrick on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 11:33 am:

    yeah babies dont need a man to survive either.










    "women shouldn't raise boys alone, look at patrick"



By Nate on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 01:05 pm:

    who said that?


By patrick on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 01:11 pm:

    you did, you prick. damn, don't remember? Its a paraphrase...but the jist is there.


By Nate on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 01:44 pm:

    oh yeah, i did, didn't i.


By J on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 04:10 pm:

    Good,I'm not a bastard,Orion is,a real cute little bastard.I think he is going to have red hair.


By Spider on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 04:26 pm:

    When I was younger, I wanted a son with red hair and freckles. Little red-headed boys are adorable.

    There's an Irish saying: "the three hardest things to rid a family of are thieving, gambling, and red hair."

    The wording is awkward, so I don't think that's it exactly, but you get the idea.


By J on Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 02:50 pm:

    Sounds like my family,most of my cousins are red headed and my brother and I were the only dark headed ones,hair is wierd,I was born with dark hair,he was a tow head,now our real hair color is dark and prematurely gray,thank got for hair dye.I'm still doing red,but I've changed to a dark wine color red,I love it,it goes better with my coloring.Orion is going through that oral stage,when he's not getting his bottle he sucks on his fist,or as I say he's having some honey baked hand.


By Me from here on Friday, March 26, 2004 - 02:18 am:

    what the hell is this site, does it still exist?


By John on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 - 03:06 pm:

    Iwant to meet you to have sex


By Non-existent website on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 - 05:42 am:

    No Me from here, this site does not exist anymore. How the hell are you still posting here? This site was taken down in 2002, so how the hell are you posting? Are you one of those hackers I hear so much about on the t.v.?


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