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By Tonyo on Saturday, August 10, 2002 - 01:45 am:

    I'm new at this whole payphone thing. But i am
    willing to learn anything ya'll wanna teach me.
    My main questions are
    1) How do i make a payphone ring from that
    payphone by dialing a number from that
    payphone?
    2)How do i call a payphone? What are the
    steps?
    Thnx!

By Nate on Saturday, August 10, 2002 - 12:07 pm:

    you need the steps to call a payphone?

    do you know how to call a residential phone?
    how about a business phone?

    do you know the steps to dial a 1-800 number? 1-888? 1-866?

    how about international dialing? (tricky!)

By DANOPHONE on Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 01:39 am:

    I think all you do is add money and dial away.

By Nate on Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 02:22 am:

    you have to lift the handset too, man.

    insert money.

    and if you don't know to check the coin return with a stick, you might end up with hep-c.

    or b. or something. hep-box. the hep-box.

    you might find yourself using the hep-box to do such marvelous things. think paisley-box, but


    but frikin better, man. no shit, no shit, I AM not shitting you.

    hep-box, orgasmic-delight. the letters are the only things that set these two hyphenated phrases apart, i shit you not. and that the orgasmic-delight is occult in nature, is this a bad thing? is it? oh no, i respond. with resounding force i repeat, OH GOD DAMN HELL NO.

    this is no blue box black box aqua box bullshit. there is no plaid. there is no honda generator. this is the hep-box. the hep-fucking-box.

    no dollar, no shit.

    free calls? did someone say free calls? we're talking about nothing less than BETTER than FREE. FREE-ER than you've EVER experienced before. so FREE that you will actually

    EARN MONEY FOR DOING NOTHING.

    that's right. i tell you no shitty lie.

    EARN MONEY FOR DOING NOTHING.

    or, at least,

    EARN MONEY FOR DOING SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY.

    that's right. freakin' the HEP-BOX.

    F to the fucking REAKIN' THE HEP-BOX.

    you and me and the hep-box makes for some

    REDHOT ANAL ACTION

    for a limited time only.

    restrictions and a nominal fee applies.

    (c) 2002 HEP-BOX media ventures, ltd. All rights reserved.

By Alex on Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 09:04 am:

    I’ll put on "Dick’s" racing suit and dress a pro in my helmet and cape. He’ll take my car, come up from dead last." I hook my thumbs in my belt and put on my best dirt-track voice, "Lap everybody and whup they ass." I’ll drive the Lawless car and hep box in Frank Farley."

    http://www.ovictormiller.com/Dead%20Last.htm

By Nate on Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 02:09 pm:

    splendid!

By Kalliope on Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 09:52 pm:

    i was kinda hoping you kids would give him
    instructions. ive been sitting here looking at
    this reciever all afternoon and fuck if i can
    figure it out...

By Nate on Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 10:59 pm:

    you don't want to get yourself into this shit, kalli.

    your foul thoughts will get you into a world of hell.

By Kalliope on Monday, August 12, 2002 - 04:36 pm:

    ive been there nate. ive seen things in this shit that you cant begin to fathom.

By Nate on Monday, August 12, 2002 - 09:24 pm:

    corn? i can fathom corn.

By Czarina on Thursday, August 15, 2002 - 03:25 am:

    Peel each kernel first,and then you won't be able to see it.

By Nate on Friday, September 6, 2002 - 09:23 am:

    I think we should all get out of our momma's
    basements and get real lives and maybe even
    talk to someone face to face.

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