| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
|---|
|
|
|
|
|
you could also increase your marijuana consumption and/or listen to talk radio daily. this could keep you occupied, especially if you combine the two. or you could look into our consulting services if you need assistance debugging your house. i can tell you right now, at absolutely no cost to you, that people can contact you via the "telephone" and listen in on phone AND room conversations, depending on how well you guard your phone. i can also tell you, completely free of charge, that people sometimes don't need to listen to room or phone conversations if they have reliable on-site sources to report conversations or events. the "devices" sometimes take a remarkable resemblance to humans, if you know what i mean. write back---and have your credit card handy---if you need more help. or just post some more details if you prefer the free advice. we live to serve. |
it's like avoiding rape by taking a dump or pissing yourself. |
|
|