The Crocodile hunter


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Semillama on Sunday, August 8, 1999 - 01:58 am:

    What's not to love?

    At first, i was annoyed by him, but after watching it on saturday afternoons, i realized how fucking good this guy is at what he does. He was chasing rattlesnakes today, and the best part was when he was holding an eastern diamondback he had just caught and was going on about it, then there's another rattle and this priceless expression crosses his face as he looks down and there's another one between his legs.

    But my favorite so far is the sea snake episode, when he and his wife are collecting sea snakes so they can be milked for venom. They are in a boat and see one swimming at the surface, so he just dives right off the boat without even pausing and grabs the snake. Jeez! The guy has replaced Kane as my short duration personal saviour.


By MoonUnit on Sunday, August 8, 1999 - 06:04 am:

    He's got to be fucken crazy.

    New series starts on friday here.

    I'm not gonna watch.

    How many more snakes/crocs/bitey things can we watch this man catch/milk/show off with?

    where does it end?


By Semillama on Sunday, August 8, 1999 - 11:11 am:

    I want to see him milk gorillas.


By Nate on Sunday, August 8, 1999 - 03:33 pm:

    the show is great baked.

    in related news, the police just recently had to kill the real crocodile dundee. apparently he picked off two of them with a high powered rifle as they were dismantling a roadblock intended for him.

    g'day mate.


By MoonUnit on Sunday, August 8, 1999 - 05:29 pm:

    *L*

    My ex boyfriend hung out with Steve (thats his name isnt it) and Terry at some park thing. He said it was really good.


By Semillama on Sunday, August 8, 1999 - 10:52 pm:

    Yeah I figure hanging out with them would be cool for a while, but I think it might get hard on the nerves after the guy runs after the snake for the third time.


By MoonUnit on Monday, August 9, 1999 - 06:44 pm:

    *rotf*

    yeah or wrestles yet another croc just so you can see how damn tough he is


By Waffleboy on Monday, August 9, 1999 - 06:52 pm:

    I saw this show, Wild Things, and these snake hunters were in search of King Cobras in some village in India. They had to catch one to get his venom to come up with the antidote. And this crazy ass local who is helping with most of the hunting is like right in the snakes face, the cobra is flared, ready to KILL this mug. anyway, they view the snakes with high regards and before he can capture it, he has to "apologize to the gods" of reptilia or whathave you. So to do this, he has to kiss the snake between the eyes. So here is this cobra within inches of this kids face, it is said he can trance the snake with his eyes, then it is relatively safe to kiss it, and he does. Unfuckingbelieveable!







    then they throw in the bag and carry on with their day absolved of divine condemnation


    I got bitten by a corn snake once and thats all it tkaes for me to STAY THE FUCK AWAY.


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