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you're all invited. but only those of you who's email addresses came to mind are evited. |
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it may be a small party. but i'm inviting everyone anyway. |
it's going to be a huge party. |
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i'm stocking a full bar. is that good enough? |
Join us for New Year's Eve for Prom Night 2004! We'll spike the punch, so all you have to do is show up looking fabulous. Girls, get out the old prom dresses haunting your closets. Boys, look pimp-tastic. Or pimp-tragic. And actually, if you want to swap gender roles that's spectacular! Bring as many dates as you want. Don't give any excuse about having other plans. Petaluma is closer than you think. Bring blankets and sleeping bags and crash in a big ol' ball of luscious lovin. Or just don't crash at all. We're not fucking around. *Assless pants are not prohibited. **The landlord says no more than 6 in the hottub at a time. ***The landlord isn't invited. |
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Dude. I might actually be able to flog the Ford that far. Too bad I don't fit in my old prom dress. |
My friend Steve just got back from a two week trip to the states - everyone loved his accent - he got heaps of girls - drank far to much starbucks, told me the bars shut at 2am - forgot my reeses, but got andrew a copy of manhunt (which is banned here). I told him next time he goes that I'd hook him up with some of you lot if he hits your towns. |
you can dress like a pimp, if that works better. |
sounds like a fun event. |
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what if i don't have a prom dress? nor assless pants? |
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Can I come nude? |
How was the fucking party? Fuckers. |
there was a man in a suit made of duct tape with assless pants. we collected about $300 for red cross. |