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Cat on Friday, June 9, 2000 - 11:00 pm:

    I've never posted to message boards before but I think I like it.

    But I think I should learn more about the rules, because it seems like a "tribe", with its own social rules and mores.

    I love to travel and try to assimilate into different cultures. Sucking them up and extracting parts of them to add to my own personal culture.

    But I need a travel guide for this message board. Anyone care to fill me in?


By dave. on Friday, June 9, 2000 - 11:09 pm:

    1.) don't be easily offended.

    2.) post pictures of your hoohah.

    3.) don't get r.c. started.

    4.) pledge allegiance to the whiteboy handjive.

    5.) adore/ignore slacker.

    6.) post pictures of your hoohah.


By dave. on Friday, June 9, 2000 - 11:17 pm:

    you know moonit, right?

    7.) post pictures of your and moonit's hoohah. preferably in the same picture.


By Cat on Friday, June 9, 2000 - 11:23 pm:

    I'm not going to ask what a hoohah is.

    No fuck it, I am.

    What's a hoohah?


By dave. on Friday, June 9, 2000 - 11:30 pm:

    i'm feeling like you know.


By Cat on Friday, June 9, 2000 - 11:35 pm:

    8) Never trust a cat


By Antigone on Saturday, June 10, 2000 - 12:49 am:

    9) ...but always trust Cat's hoohah


By moonit on Saturday, June 10, 2000 - 02:51 am:

    where the hell did i come in to the hoohah Dave? Have you been spying on me again? and Cat lives in Aussie and I in NZ and unless she went to primary school with me in the 80's in either Adelaide or Perth I doubt we've met. I think you've gotten confused with NZA who I also dont know even tho she lives in the same city as me.


By moonit on Saturday, June 10, 2000 - 02:51 am:

    10) Pay attention


By Cat on Saturday, June 10, 2000 - 05:18 am:

    I'm sacking Dave as a travel guide...I think he's getting kickbacks from the local porn dealer to lead innocent tourists astray.



By J on Saturday, June 10, 2000 - 09:53 am:

    We have a porn site of our own,how big are your hoohas?


By Cat on Saturday, June 10, 2000 - 10:10 am:

    HoohahS plural? I think you are over-estimating my charms


By semillama on Saturday, June 10, 2000 - 01:12 pm:

    Actualy, you need to send a picture of your hoohah to Nate before we can fully accept you.

    Speaking of, how's that going, Nate?


By dave. on Saturday, June 10, 2000 - 01:21 pm:

    sorry, i thought i read that you two knew each other. i must have dreamed it.

    this doesn't change the rules. rules 2 and 6 should still be adhered to.


By Isolde on Saturday, June 10, 2000 - 05:13 pm:


By Cat on Sunday, June 11, 2000 - 06:27 am:

    Thanks Isolde. And now I understand your post on another strand too.

    Sorry, but my hoohah is boarded up ever since the last tenant was evicted unceremoniously.


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