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is there a sorabjihaus? has everyone polished up their erections? |
2. Unknown 3. Yes. |
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and by the way, pez, a little while back you said if anyone offered you a free place to stay you'd take it. you liar. |
2. don't know. 3.impossible |
2. My house is always open, but it's not in new orleans. Sadly. 3. Time to whip out the dildo creme. |
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Dammit, pez... I'm not driving 3000 miles solo. |
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coworkers to take shifts. #2: how do i convince my parents that i'm driving 800 miles by myself to roadtrip with people i haven't met? (i've already met roadblocks without mentioning the roadtrip part) #3: there is no #3. bugger. bugger all. |
#2. you're over 18. you don't convince them, you tell them what you're doing and then do it. #3. you're skeered. |
but i'm going to call my boss: "jim, yeah, it's me lauren. i have to quit because my great great aunt got sick and i'm the only one who can really go live with her and take care of her because she doesn't want to leave oklahoma and everyone else has real jobs or isn't responsible enough." i have a plan and i'm gonna do it but you're not going to know yet. you'll see. i got heart and i'm so giddy and hyper because i got a marriage proposal and watched a movie IN A THEATER all in one day. heehee. swearing at traffic keeps me sane of, and after the movie, i was so excited, i took a picture of the restroom to celebrate. i got weird looks, but i HAD to. |
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From your boss, From a guy at the movies??? Weird. |
23 years old in chicago, dark brown hair, blue eyes. i laughed it off and said i wasn't old enough, well legally i am, but not in my family. |
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she was very impressed with my speed and pulled a sweater out of her bag to show me. she had no clue how tall i was because i was sitting the entire time. |
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