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By R.C. on Wednesday, May 12, 1999 - 03:20 am:

    Quoted from Reboot/a column in a free local
    computer magazine called Computer Connections (May '99). (the sbutitles are mine.)


    WARNING: The Pursuit of Higher Education Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

    "A psychology student in N.Y. rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped & beat her repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded."

    [Guess she won't be needing that M.A. after all...]
    ..................................................................................
    The Case for Increased Funding for Public Education about New Technologies

    "A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist to an electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood from the back porch, breaking his arm in two places. Up until that moment, the husband had been happily listening to his Walkman."

    [See what happens when old folks try to get their groove on?]
    ..................................................................................
    But Were They Blindswine?

    "Two animal-rights activists were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany when suddenly the pigs, all 2000 of them, escaped through a broken fence & stampeded, trampling the protesters to death." ..........................................................................

    Contact info:
    Computer Connections
    publisher: Digigraf Inc, Sarasota, FL
    www.digigraf.com
    e-mail: connections@digigraf.com



By Dr Pepper on Saturday, December 1, 2007 - 08:39 pm:

    I liked the Psychology and Carpenter part, this bother me about my old supervisor who needled me in the past.


By jack on Saturday, December 1, 2007 - 08:59 pm:

    were you innocent?


By Dr Pepper on Sunday, December 2, 2007 - 05:08 am:

    jack, were you innocent?


By jack on Sunday, December 2, 2007 - 01:45 pm:

    yes!


By Dr Pepper on Sunday, December 2, 2007 - 02:51 pm:

    well then,:-)


By jack on Sunday, December 2, 2007 - 11:31 pm:

    well then,



By Dr Pepper on Monday, December 3, 2007 - 02:33 am:

    :-P


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