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By Nate on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 02:44 pm:

    this is for actual headlines from actual media sources. with actual problems.


    Bacteria levels down, so Lake Almaden to reopens

By Hal on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 05:22 pm:

    Well bacteria shmackteria, drop by Butte Montana someday and ask to see the pit... THATS BAD WATER.

By moonit on Friday, July 6, 2001 - 01:18 am:

    i might get to be the book reviewer for this new paper i'm working for - which could be interesting seeing as i have issues with spelling and punctuation

By pez on Friday, July 6, 2001 - 02:56 am:

    yay, monit!

By Nate on Friday, July 6, 2001 - 10:54 am:

    Online Sex Jobs Attract Laid-Off Dot-Commers

    Numbers shrink, heritage thrives

By Nate on Monday, July 9, 2001 - 08:56 pm:

    As nation's population ages, dialysis patients scramble for slots; centers struggle to expand

By moonit on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 04:54 am:

    every time i see the word slots it reminds me of Beavis and Butthead.

    yeah yeah i'm going to vegas to see some slots.

    heh

By Nate on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 11:24 am:

    i'm certainly in the beavis and butthead school of slot appreciation.